Sarky, In my orifice please.

OLDYELLAR

Shabadu wrote:

/makes note to never employ yellar

the stuff we used a get up to before the cameras were installed brilliant!Used a be soo funny.

Gone West

Yeah, thats when load of people all got fired. *shakey fist* at cameras.
They caught them having a mass sleep-in one sunny sunday in the loft.

OLDYELLAR

well getting caught on camera tryina break an egg off yer forehead without getting it on yer face could be quite embaressing.

danniemcq

OLDYELLAR wrote:

well getting caught on camera tryina break an egg off yer forehead without getting it on yer face could be quite embaressing.

unless that was your fetish...

Sarky

Biddy biddy beep, HEY BUCK!

airetam_storm

Buck?

Gone West

OLDYELLAR wrote:

well getting caught on camera tryina break an egg off yer forehead without getting it on yer face could be quite embaressing.

how did that play out?

Sarky

airetam_storm wrote:

Buck?

Quite right.

OLDYELLAR

FuzzyLogic wrote:

how did that play out?

Not bad actually they just told us to cop on that if health inspectors or customers saw we`d be in trouble , they weremt that strict though so they were ;laughing more than anything.

Gone West

sounds good.
Once we were bringing in big bags of coal and they were all wet and coal-ie.
And about 10 of us had a big fight, throwing big globs of gooey coal at each other. We got destroyed. Our faces were completely black, it was hilarious.
Then the boss caught us...

OLDYELLAR

The boss say much to ye?

Gone West

nah.
He must have been getting some or something.
He laughed and told us to wash that sh1t off.
Took the best part of 2 hours to wash off, mind you.
Seriously.

OLDYELLAR

Id say so , coal is actually hard enough to wash off even off yer hands kinda gets caught in the wrinkles if ya get me.

Sarky

Heh, OLDYELLAR's all wrinkly!

OLDYELLAR

Just in the right places sarky

Chad ghostal

OLDYELLAR wrote:

Just in the right places sarky

in your endo?

Sarky

You can't keep saying you didn't sleep well last night forever, you know.

OLDYELLAR

yep eggs

Gone West

Could sarkys wrinkles be considered an orfice?
Because If so, this thread has been suprising dragged back on topic.

Sarky

For the last time, facial hair =! wrinkles.

OLDYELLAR

mmm im intirgued , me strokes chin.

airetam_storm

Stroke sarkys chin, U still have that beard Sarky?

Sarky

What th-

Have we met?



And do you owe me money?

airetam_storm

No your foto in the album, and if i own any more people money.....

Gone West

hmm. *changes topic*
I like aeroplanes.
Theyre big, and you never actually get to see a full one up close. Even when youre inside it. you never see the full thing.
tbh.

**edit: what do you think of my new sig image?
Clickey linkey too. (meow)

Chad ghostal

run on to the tarmac,
you'll be able to see the plane just fine,
it'll work better if you run screaming "AlAH AckBah!!" and waving your hands in a manic fashion...
airport police love that kind of thing,
they'll shout and scream back at you in a loving manor,
before they sHoot you in the ass..

you'll be in the morgue for a while, but it'll be worth it,
planes are COooOl..

Sarky

FuzzyLogic wrote:

**edit: what do you think of my new sig image?
Clickey linkey too. (meow)

ARGH! Furry! Kill it, KILL IT!

OLDYELLAR

pubes

Gone West

Sarky wrote:

ARGH! Furry! Kill it, KILL IT!

meow

Shabadu

/me dryhumps the orifice



WITH NO LUBE!