Sarky, In my orifice please.

Shabadu · 26-07-2005 01:49PM

They're so constricting!

Sarky · 26-07-2005 02:04PM

Actually, Amz recently recommended I give kilts a try. Apparently I have the "build" for one...

Shabadu · 26-07-2005 02:07PM

/me wipes away drool

Yeah, I could see that

/wanders off in reverie about beardy men in kilts...

btw, is it beardie, or beardy?

Sarky · 26-07-2005 02:12PM

I have always used the latter, but I have never heard of any hard ruling on the matter.

Shabadu · 26-07-2005 02:18PM

I think when one refers to two beardy men they become 'beardies'.

Sarky · 26-07-2005 02:19PM

Probably.

Maybe I should give this kilt thing a try. I've always been looking for an excuse to walk around with a razor-edged claymore in both hands...

sanncoo · 28-07-2005 12:10PM

/grabs pan and brush and starts sweeping out the orifice....

Would you mind putting your legs up so that I can sweep under there!!

Sarky · 28-07-2005 12:28PM

o_0

In other news, my ticket to Iron Maiden is on its way. A happeh camper is ME!

NotMe · 28-07-2005 12:35PM

This place is getting very quiet. Maybe we should put up some posters...

Shabadu · 28-07-2005 01:02PM

It's just so cosy we're starting to snooze off. We need a hot new trend. When I was a teenager we used to play 'bag skating'. Tie a plastic bag around each stockinged foot and whizz around the carpets. (invented by me) It was loads of fun, but more than a little dangerous, especially around glass coffee tables.

If any of you do this and injure yourselves* don't try to sue boards/me.

*Highly likely

Steveire · 28-07-2005 05:30PM

Shabadu wrote:

It's just so cosy we're starting to snooze off. We need a hot new trend. When I was a teenager we used to play 'bag skating'. Tie a plastic bag around each stockinged foot and whizz around the carpets. (invented by me) It was loads of fun, but more than a little dangerous, especially around glass coffee tables.

If any of you do this and injure yourselves* don't try to sue boards/me.

*Highly likely

Whoa Whoa Whoa. Wait a minute. I invented that game. The superquinn bags were always my favourite. Didn't get holy quite as soon as the crazy prices ones...

Sarky · 28-07-2005 06:40PM

Was there any problem with static discharges?

Shabadu · 28-07-2005 07:11PM

Yes

Sarky · 28-07-2005 07:17PM

Were they... sexy problems?

NotMe · 28-07-2005 07:28PM

Hey I did the bag skating aswell. Another good thing was sliding down the stairs in a sleeping bag.

Sarky · 28-07-2005 08:51PM

Can't be long until I get kicked out of the university computer suites. Stupid closing hours. I need broadband!

airetam_storm · 29-07-2005 07:20PM

Shabadu wrote:

Yes

...she just doesnt want to talk about 'the incident':eek::p

Shabadu · 29-07-2005 07:33PM

NotMe wrote:

Hey I did the bag skating aswell. Another good thing was sliding down the stairs in a sleeping bag.

Ah, I had a massive bunny teddy. I would hold onto his ears while I rode him down the stairs.

If anyone makes a perverted joke about the previous sentence i'll, well.. just don't.

Sarky · 29-07-2005 07:34PM

Damn, I was going to tell you to read the charter and all...

NotMe · 29-07-2005 07:34PM

Shabadu wrote:

If anyone makes a perverted joke about the previous sentence i'll, well.. just don't.

Why... what will you do?

airetam_storm · 29-07-2005 07:51PM

Send the teddy after you......be afraid...

tSubh Dearg · 30-07-2005 11:18AM

Shabadu wrote:

Ah, I had a massive bunny teddy. I would hold onto his ears while I rode him down the stairs.

If anyone makes a perverted joke about the previous sentence i'll, well.. just don't.

I had a giant seal teddy that was also used as a stair toboggan...mucho funno. I also used to tie the wheel blocks a for a lego train to my feet and use them as skates, sometimes on the stairs. Suprisingly I never ended up in hospital as a child.

PS I like cake and think someone should make me one

danniemcq · 30-07-2005 11:29AM

right i'm way 2 lazy to read all this thread (i kept meaning 2 i swear i just well ok i'm lazy ok) anyway someone gimme a brief history and let me catch up!

Ajnag · 30-07-2005 12:26PM

O.k,
Sarky....Orifice....Teddybears.

Thats all you need to know tbh.

Rozabeez · 30-07-2005 02:07PM

does anyone know if you can cook pork pies in the microdeelywave?

Sarky · 30-07-2005 03:44PM

There's nothing you can't cook in a microwave oven.

Be sure to leave the tinfoil wrapping on. It'll give you something to look at while you're waiting for the pie to cook.

Matthewthebig · 30-07-2005 05:30PM

mmm π

embee · 30-07-2005 05:58PM

wtf....

You people are mentally unstable.

Can I play?

Ajnag · 30-07-2005 08:07PM

Only if you put an egg in your microwave and turn it on for a few minutes,
4 should do.

Then you may join.

ANarcho-Munk · 30-07-2005 10:33PM

One time I put an egg in the microw wave without crackign it or anything and it blew up.
yup that's my life story

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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