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toiletduck · 22-07-2005 11:39AM

monkeyfudge wrote:

Mars bars are great... Isn't there some pub trick you can do where you put a Mars bar in a pint of Guinness and when the Guinness is finished it looks like a big turd in the bottom of the glass?

why would you waste good guinness?

Dades · 22-07-2005 11:44AM

Schools out for summer...

:eek:

shellby · 22-07-2005 11:49AM

Zapho wrote:

Ah right, just me being perfectioniss.......perfectiiont....perf....ah forget it!

i do agree that guy makes a bit more sense

monkeyfudge · 22-07-2005 12:04PM

toiletduck wrote:

why would you waste good guinness?

Oh.. it's not a waste... only the mars bar is wasted. But you can still eat that too for added gross out effect.

The idea is that you drink back the pint of Guinness and then some one spots the Mars Bar and goes "blearg! There's a turd in your Guinness."

I can't say I've ever actually done it though...

Einstein · 22-07-2005 12:06PM

monkeyfudge wrote:

I can't say I've ever actually done it though...

So how do you know about it then...eh? eh?....

eyebrows · 22-07-2005 12:14PM

Megatron wrote:

Could be worse .. back in the day in "The Groove" a m8 of mine was shifting the girl of his dreams, however he had to much to drink during the build up .. ended up puking into her mouth :eek:

ah ha ha ha. Funny shít. Fúcken rotten though

Femelade · 22-07-2005 01:07PM

that happened a girl i know, guy puked in her mouth, it must be the most horrible thing!!! euh!!

LegacyUser · 22-07-2005 01:10PM

hey, some people pay big bucks for that.

filthy skank.

shellby · 22-07-2005 01:35PM

paperclip wrote:

hey, some people pay big bucks for that.

filthy skank.

WHO?
who would pay money for that? eeeehhhhh no wrong yuck bleh!
Who would do that?

nitetime · 22-07-2005 01:39PM

em dnif

10 66 14 92

TerrorFirmer · 22-07-2005 01:42PM

toiletduck wrote:

whose to say she wasn't eating sh*te that very day aswell?

lololol classic

Sick story though, its most likely however its either totally untrue, or that there is some faint truth to it that barely resembles the actual tales going around.

Eitherway, wierd story.

Now, we ALL heard the apparently true story about the drunk lad shifting a girl, who promptly shoved her finger up him in the throes of passion........whatever about the validity of it, imagine having it happen to you! :eek:

Catsmokinpot · 22-07-2005 01:43PM

well at least you know shes up for anything

Geiger · 22-07-2005 01:54PM

A guy in my primary school threw some on the wall but he didn't write his name or anything.

joejoem · 22-07-2005 02:03PM

MobileInfantry wrote:

Now, we ALL heard the apparently true story about the drunk lad shifting a girl, who promptly shoved her finger up him in the throes of passion........whatever about the validity of it, imagine having it happen to you! :eek:

Its quite common, alot of guys (heterosexual) like it, the equivalant of the male G-Spot is up there somewhere. I dont think I could make it past the [/size=5]AGhhhhhgghh[/size] part though

shellby · 22-07-2005 02:13PM

joejoem wrote:

Its quite common, alot of guys (heterosexual) like it, the equivalant of the male G-Spot is up there somewhere. I dont think I could make it past the [/size=5]AGhhhhhgghh[/size] part though

that is a one way street only

monkeyfudge · 22-07-2005 02:17PM

shellby wrote:

WHO?
who would pay money for that? eeeehhhhh no wrong yuck bleh!
Who would do that?

I dunno... Conservative MPs?

Mossy Monk · 22-07-2005 02:20PM

shellby wrote:

WHO?
who would pay money for that? eeeehhhhh no wrong yuck bleh!
Who would do that?

there is somebody for everything

The_B_Man · 22-07-2005 02:33PM

[random]
i remember when i was 18, i was after drinkin too much, so i was kissin this girl. i could feel meself about to get sick but instead of gettin sick i fell over......
she walked away.
[/random]

actually, when i was 16 at the radiohead concert in fairyhouse or punchestown or one of them, i was kissin this other girl and actually had to stop kissin her, turned around and puked everywhere. i musta missed pukin in her mouth by a matter of seconds. hehe kids! :rolleyes:

shellby · 22-07-2005 02:35PM

Mossy Monk wrote:

there is somebody for everything

i would normally consider myself a fairly open minded person but i just can't get my head around that

Sammyjo · 22-07-2005 02:43PM

That has to be a chinese whisper of some sort. It prob got exaggerated along the way somewhere and then blown out of all proportion.

if not then the girl needs some help. something like that is a cry for attention.

I mean everyone has heard stories like that of some kind, but usually they tend to be exaggerated by either the people themselves looking for attention, or by others who dont mind embellishing a little to create an even better bit of gossip, you know?

Bob Bogart · 22-07-2005 02:54PM

The sh!t u get up to at kiddy discos, my kids wont be allowed. I remember when i was about 15 in a disco and my mate was shifting this girl, having a fondal of her bits, when he finished we all sniffed his fingers as ye do, he told us he had one finger in her fanny and one in her Clit, we were a bit confussed until we realised to our horror he had one in her ass, the guy never lived it down, he must have missed biology.

LegacyUser · 22-07-2005 03:16PM

ha ha

monkeyfudge wrote:

I dunno... Conservative MPs?

LadyJ · 22-07-2005 06:30PM

OP,one word,BALLS! Balls to that story! I think someone's been(forgive me) ****ting you!
It would strike me that,if this were true, getting suspended from school wouldn't clear up the problem. I'd be sending her off to a shrink for some tests.
Alas,I reckon it's a load of ****!

SoupyNorman · 22-07-2005 07:05PM

God that story made me remember something that hapened in primary school, we had a system in 5th and 6th class whereby whoever went to the toilet had to sign their name so as to lay blame on whoever pi$$ed on the seat. The culprit was then asked to go in and clean their mess. I went in one day to find $hit on the floor, scraped onto the doorframe..everywhere but in the toilet, i went out to the teached and just asked him to go in and look for himself while i relieved myself in the girls loo cos i wasnt goin in the fellas. The culprit of alwells had a smell of $hit on him but i couldnt believe what he had done which was (as he admitted to the principal) used his finger to wipe his hole and then shake it off his finger and scrape the remainder onto the doorframe!!!!!

GrumPy · 22-07-2005 07:26PM

WTF i can smell it from hear :eek:

drdre · 22-07-2005 07:28PM

thats bloody disgusting

Capt'n Midnight · 22-07-2005 07:35PM

Many years ago on the late late show, Gabo was interviewing some hotel owner or something. They had one regular guest who was always complaining about something or other. Anways the next time he was the he complained about a potty under the bed. (two overripe bananas and some lemonade) So they launched a witch hunt and got all the staff together in his room and lashed into them, until someone said "get rid of it" so the ringleader picked up the potty and started drinking..

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