sh!tfinger

22-07-2005 9:09am #1

you want to hear a terrifying story?my friend was shifting this girl at an underage disco.everybody walking by was laughing at him.he didnt know what was going on.

then he found out the full story.two weeks before he was with her.she had written her name in ****e on bathroom wall in school and then stuck her finger in her mouth.it was so horrible the slagging he got!we even started singing the goldfinger song replacing the gold with sh!t.my question is why wouls a sixteen year old girl write her name in sh!t?

girls!your comments welcome.
Guys!it ever happen to you?

Einstein · 22-07-2005 9:10am

eh...no.

Kiera · 22-07-2005 9:12am

OMG that cant be true!!!

eyebrows · 22-07-2005 9:14am

she obviously couldn't find the peanut butter.

In all fairness I seriously doubt that’s true

MooShop · 22-07-2005 9:15am

thats just sick, if its true she has some serious problems!!

shellby · 22-07-2005 9:28am

that can't be true ehh yuck if she did do it then all is not right with that poor girl
yuck! yuck! yuck! yuck!

i have a similar (fact) but alot less stomach turnig story and jesus it didn't happen to me but i think i could get in trouble for posting so i won't

eeeeeeehhhhhhh yuck

22-07-2005 9:28am

i swear on my life!its true.my friend nearly got sick when he heard it

22-07-2005 9:31am

tell us the story shelby!!

seamus · 22-07-2005 9:32am

She could be that way inclined. There's a whole niche market set up for people who get their kicks from ****.

I don't see why people were laughing. Stupid kids. It's not like she still had it in her mouth or he was going to catch the "****-eating" disease from her :rolleyes:

Nuttzz · 22-07-2005 9:32am

have i got this right, she wrote her name in sh!te and two weeks later your mate snogged her? distrubed girl but not a lot your mate could do, he could hardly of tasted it now could he???

Riamfada · 22-07-2005 9:33am

obviously not true. remember simular stories when i was a wee kid in school. why would somone do that? in all fairness?

magpie · 22-07-2005 9:34am

Sounds like classic teenage rumour-mongering. Probably 'cos you fancy her and your mate got off with her instead. Go and get a job and stop annoying me.

toiletduck · 22-07-2005 9:35am

Nuttzz wrote:

distrubed girl but not a lot your mate could do, he could hardly of tasted it now could he???

whose to say she wasn't eating sh*te that very day aswell?

tophurler · 22-07-2005 9:35am

those people must be talking sh*t!

Megatron · 22-07-2005 9:36am

Weird , but then again , if sh1t writing is her only problem he's fine ;P

Plus it was only a kiss.

Could be worse .. back in the day in "The Groove" a m8 of mine was shifting the girl of his dreams, however he had to much to drink during the build up .. ended up puking into her mouth :eek:

Ahh the fun .. or a school mate who ended up shifting one of his class mates sister ... thing was he was 17 , she was 14

Downtime · 22-07-2005 9:37am

Austin Powers: This coffee tastes like sh!t

Basil: That's because it is sh!t Austin

monkeyfudge · 22-07-2005 9:39am

Deleted User wrote:

i swear on my life!its true.my friend nearly got sick when he heard it

You're swearing on your life that it's true? Even though you just said you heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend?

If I remember correctly... back in school stupid stories were made up all the time about people and then catchy slags such as '****finger' in this case are given to the person.

I seem to remember back in school someone trying to start a rumour that I once stood up in front of French class with big visable boner. But that rumour was easy to quash as I'd never actually studied French.

A friend of mine had story about him made up involving the infamous 'Soggy Buscuit' and he was never able to live that one down.

Dellgirl · 22-07-2005 9:40am

Thats just disgusting. What sort of psyco is she? Filthy tramp.

22-07-2005 9:42am

she lost a good friend two months ago.it could be a possible cost.worst is when your heavy petting a girl and its that time of month.

22-07-2005 9:45am

monkeyfudge wrote:

You're swearing on your life that it's true? Even though you just said you heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend?

If I remember correctly... back in school stupid stories were made up all the time about people and then catchy slags such as '****finger' in this case are given to the person.

I seem to remember back in school someone trying to start a rumour that I once stood up in front of French class with big visable boner. But that rumour was easy to quash as I'd never actually studied French.

A friend of mine had story about him made up involving the infamous 'Soggy Buscuit' and he was never able to live that one down.

no it is true.she got suspended from school because of what she did.!i know quite a few in her school

seamus · 22-07-2005 9:45am

I think the favourite teenage rumour when I was a lad, was of the guy "shifting" some young wan, slipping her the finger, with her moaning with pleasure, only to remove his finger and it was in the wrong hole. It never actually happened though.

dearg_doom · 22-07-2005 9:54am

magpie wrote:

Go and get a job and stop annoying me.

POTD!

22-07-2005 9:58am

I have a job!i work in a pub!!!so dont need to find a job.

Zapho · 22-07-2005 10:13am

You're sure it wasn't just a melted mars bar? A guy wrote "I sh1t on walls" allow over one of the jax when I was in school, with a mars bar!

shellby · 22-07-2005 10:15am

Deleted User wrote:

tell us the story shelby!!

well i'll try to phrase it nicely
i was at a house party now this is about 6 years ago 2 of mates were into the same guy he knew this and was in the bedroom with one of em (girl no 1) and what was it some else called earlier "slipped her the finger" (right hole) and went down on her
anyway after he got bored with her he went down to the kitchen to the other girl (player i know) and snogged the other girl-kinda yuck after going down or the girl no 1 and all. no2 felt kinda guilty and said that she couldn't cause he had been with girl no1 so to prove to her that he hadn't he stuck the finger he had used to do stuff to girl no 1 in her mouth and made her lick it - silly girl did it and all
it put a whole new meaning to the phrase finger licking good
sorry if i offended anyone tried not to make sound to vulger

Zapho · 22-07-2005 10:21am

shellby wrote:

well i'll try to phrase it nicely
i was at a house party now this is about 6 years ago 2 of mates ere into the same gut he knew this and was in the bedroom with one em (girl no 1) and what was it some else called earlier "slipped her the finger" (right hole)

Dude, what the hell does that mean?

22-07-2005 10:22am

shellby wrote:

well i'll try to phrase it nicely
i was at a house party now this is about 6 years ago 2 of mates ere into the same gut he knew this and was in the bedroom with one em (girl no 1) and what was it some else called earlier "slipped her the finger" (right hole) and went down or her
anyway after he got bored with her and went down to the kitchen to the other girl (player i know) and snogged the other girl-kinda yuck after going down or the other girl and all. no2 felt kinda guilty and said that she couldn't cause he had been with girl no1 so to prove to her that he hadn't he stuck the finger he had used to do stuff to girl no 1 in her mouth and made her lick - silly girl did it and all
it put a whole new meaning to the phrase finger licking good
sorry if i offended anyone tried not to make sound to vulger

very well put!wasnt vulgar at all

monkeyfudge · 22-07-2005 10:23am

Zapho wrote:

You're sure it wasn't just a melted mars bar? A guy wrote "I sh1t on walls" allow over one of the jax when I was in school, with a mars bar!

Mars bars are great... Isn't there some pub trick you can do where you put a Mars bar in a pint of Guinness and when the Guinness is finished it looks like a big turd in the bottom of the glass?

joejoem · 22-07-2005 10:25am

Urban legend..............................

shellby · 22-07-2005 10:26am

Zapho wrote:

Dude, what the hell does that mean?

ok well i'll edit it to say guy instead of gut and the whole slipping the finger was explained earlier on in the thread

Zapho · 22-07-2005 10:34am

shellby wrote:

ok well i'll edit it to say guy instead of gut and the whole slipping the finger was explained earlier on in the thread

Ah right, just me being perfectioniss.......perfectiiont....perf....ah forget it!

toiletduck · 22-07-2005 10:39am

monkeyfudge wrote:

Mars bars are great... Isn't there some pub trick you can do where you put a Mars bar in a pint of Guinness and when the Guinness is finished it looks like a big turd in the bottom of the glass?

why would you waste good guinness?

Dades · 22-07-2005 10:44am

Schools out for summer...

:eek:

shellby · 22-07-2005 10:49am

Zapho wrote:

Ah right, just me being perfectioniss.......perfectiiont....perf....ah forget it!

i do agree that guy makes a bit more sense

monkeyfudge · 22-07-2005 11:04am

toiletduck wrote:

why would you waste good guinness?

Oh.. it's not a waste... only the mars bar is wasted. But you can still eat that too for added gross out effect.

The idea is that you drink back the pint of Guinness and then some one spots the Mars Bar and goes "blearg! There's a turd in your Guinness."

I can't say I've ever actually done it though...

Einstein · 22-07-2005 11:06am

monkeyfudge wrote:

I can't say I've ever actually done it though...

So how do you know about it then...eh? eh?....

eyebrows · 22-07-2005 11:14am

Megatron wrote:

Could be worse .. back in the day in "The Groove" a m8 of mine was shifting the girl of his dreams, however he had to much to drink during the build up .. ended up puking into her mouth :eek:

ah ha ha ha. Funny shít. Fúcken rotten though

Femelade · 22-07-2005 12:07pm

that happened a girl i know, guy puked in her mouth, it must be the most horrible thing!!! euh!!

LegacyUser · 22-07-2005 12:10pm

hey, some people pay big bucks for that.

filthy skank.

shellby · 22-07-2005 12:35pm

paperclip wrote:

hey, some people pay big bucks for that.

filthy skank.

WHO?
who would pay money for that? eeeehhhhh no wrong yuck bleh!
Who would do that?

nitetime · 22-07-2005 12:39pm

em dnif

10 66 14 92

TerrorFirmer · 22-07-2005 12:42pm

toiletduck wrote:

whose to say she wasn't eating sh*te that very day aswell?

lololol classic

Sick story though, its most likely however its either totally untrue, or that there is some faint truth to it that barely resembles the actual tales going around.

Eitherway, wierd story.

Now, we ALL heard the apparently true story about the drunk lad shifting a girl, who promptly shoved her finger up him in the throes of passion........whatever about the validity of it, imagine having it happen to you! :eek:

Catsmokinpot · 22-07-2005 12:43pm

well at least you know shes up for anything

Geiger · 22-07-2005 12:54pm

A guy in my primary school threw some on the wall but he didn't write his name or anything.

joejoem · 22-07-2005 1:03pm

MobileInfantry wrote:

Now, we ALL heard the apparently true story about the drunk lad shifting a girl, who promptly shoved her finger up him in the throes of passion........whatever about the validity of it, imagine having it happen to you! :eek:

Its quite common, alot of guys (heterosexual) like it, the equivalant of the male G-Spot is up there somewhere. I dont think I could make it past the [/size=5]AGhhhhhgghh[/size] part though

shellby · 22-07-2005 1:13pm

joejoem wrote:

Its quite common, alot of guys (heterosexual) like it, the equivalant of the male G-Spot is up there somewhere. I dont think I could make it past the [/size=5]AGhhhhhgghh[/size] part though

that is a one way street only

monkeyfudge · 22-07-2005 1:17pm

shellby wrote:

WHO?
who would pay money for that? eeeehhhhh no wrong yuck bleh!
Who would do that?

I dunno... Conservative MPs?

Mossy Monk · 22-07-2005 1:20pm

shellby wrote:

WHO?
who would pay money for that? eeeehhhhh no wrong yuck bleh!
Who would do that?

there is somebody for everything

The_B_Man · 22-07-2005 1:33pm

[random]
i remember when i was 18, i was after drinkin too much, so i was kissin this girl. i could feel meself about to get sick but instead of gettin sick i fell over......
she walked away.
[/random]

actually, when i was 16 at the radiohead concert in fairyhouse or punchestown or one of them, i was kissin this other girl and actually had to stop kissin her, turned around and puked everywhere. i musta missed pukin in her mouth by a matter of seconds. hehe kids! :rolleyes:

shellby · 22-07-2005 1:35pm

Mossy Monk wrote:

there is somebody for everything

i would normally consider myself a fairly open minded person but i just can't get my head around that

Sammyjo · 22-07-2005 1:43pm

That has to be a chinese whisper of some sort. It prob got exaggerated along the way somewhere and then blown out of all proportion.

if not then the girl needs some help. something like that is a cry for attention.

I mean everyone has heard stories like that of some kind, but usually they tend to be exaggerated by either the people themselves looking for attention, or by others who dont mind embellishing a little to create an even better bit of gossip, you know?

sh!tfinger

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