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you want to hear a terrifying story?my friend was shifting this girl at an underage disco.everybody walking by was laughing at him.he didnt know what was going on.

then he found out the full story.two weeks before he was with her.she had written her name in ****e on bathroom wall in school and then stuck her finger in her mouth.it was so horrible the slagging he got!we even started singing the goldfinger song replacing the gold with sh!t.my question is why wouls a sixteen year old girl write her name in sh!t?

girls!your comments welcome.
Guys!it ever happen to you?

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toiletduck

monkeyfudge wrote:

Mars bars are great... Isn't there some pub trick you can do where you put a Mars bar in a pint of Guinness and when the Guinness is finished it looks like a big turd in the bottom of the glass?

why would you waste good guinness?

Dades

Schools out for summer...

:eek:

shellby

Zapho wrote:

Ah right, just me being perfectioniss.......perfectiiont....perf....ah forget it!

i do agree that guy makes a bit more sense

monkeyfudge

toiletduck wrote:

why would you waste good guinness?

Oh.. it's not a waste... only the mars bar is wasted. But you can still eat that too for added gross out effect.

The idea is that you drink back the pint of Guinness and then some one spots the Mars Bar and goes "blearg! There's a turd in your Guinness."

I can't say I've ever actually done it though...

Einstein

monkeyfudge wrote:

I can't say I've ever actually done it though...

So how do you know about it then...eh? eh?....

eyebrows

Megatron wrote:

Could be worse .. back in the day in "The Groove" a m8 of mine was shifting the girl of his dreams, however he had to much to drink during the build up .. ended up puking into her mouth :eek:

ah ha ha ha. Funny shít. Fúcken rotten though

Femelade

that happened a girl i know, guy puked in her mouth, it must be the most horrible thing!!! euh!!

LegacyUser

hey, some people pay big bucks for that.

filthy skank.

shellby

paperclip wrote:

hey, some people pay big bucks for that.

filthy skank.

WHO?
who would pay money for that? eeeehhhhh no wrong yuck bleh!
Who would do that?

nitetime

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TerrorFirmer

toiletduck wrote:

whose to say she wasn't eating sh*te that very day aswell?

lololol classic

Sick story though, its most likely however its either totally untrue, or that there is some faint truth to it that barely resembles the actual tales going around.

Eitherway, wierd story.

Now, we ALL heard the apparently true story about the drunk lad shifting a girl, who promptly shoved her finger up him in the throes of passion........whatever about the validity of it, imagine having it happen to you! :eek:

Catsmokinpot

well at least you know shes up for anything

Geiger

A guy in my primary school threw some on the wall but he didn't write his name or anything.

joejoem

MobileInfantry wrote:

Now, we ALL heard the apparently true story about the drunk lad shifting a girl, who promptly shoved her finger up him in the throes of passion........whatever about the validity of it, imagine having it happen to you! :eek:

Its quite common, alot of guys (heterosexual) like it, the equivalant of the male G-Spot is up there somewhere. I dont think I could make it past the [/size=5]AGhhhhhgghh[/size] part though

shellby

joejoem wrote:

Its quite common, alot of guys (heterosexual) like it, the equivalant of the male G-Spot is up there somewhere. I dont think I could make it past the [/size=5]AGhhhhhgghh[/size] part though

that is a one way street only

monkeyfudge

shellby wrote:

WHO?
who would pay money for that? eeeehhhhh no wrong yuck bleh!
Who would do that?

I dunno... Conservative MPs?

Mossy Monk

shellby wrote:

WHO?
who would pay money for that? eeeehhhhh no wrong yuck bleh!
Who would do that?

there is somebody for everything

The_B_Man

[random]
i remember when i was 18, i was after drinkin too much, so i was kissin this girl. i could feel meself about to get sick but instead of gettin sick i fell over......
she walked away.
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actually, when i was 16 at the radiohead concert in fairyhouse or punchestown or one of them, i was kissin this other girl and actually had to stop kissin her, turned around and puked everywhere. i musta missed pukin in her mouth by a matter of seconds. hehe kids! :rolleyes:

shellby

Mossy Monk wrote:

there is somebody for everything

i would normally consider myself a fairly open minded person but i just can't get my head around that

Sammyjo

That has to be a chinese whisper of some sort. It prob got exaggerated along the way somewhere and then blown out of all proportion.

if not then the girl needs some help. something like that is a cry for attention.

I mean everyone has heard stories like that of some kind, but usually they tend to be exaggerated by either the people themselves looking for attention, or by others who dont mind embellishing a little to create an even better bit of gossip, you know?

Bob Bogart

The sh!t u get up to at kiddy discos, my kids wont be allowed. I remember when i was about 15 in a disco and my mate was shifting this girl, having a fondal of her bits, when he finished we all sniffed his fingers as ye do, he told us he had one finger in her fanny and one in her Clit, we were a bit confussed until we realised to our horror he had one in her ass, the guy never lived it down, he must have missed biology.

LegacyUser

ha ha

monkeyfudge wrote:

I dunno... Conservative MPs?

LadyJ

OP,one word,BALLS! Balls to that story! I think someone's been(forgive me) ****ting you!
It would strike me that,if this were true, getting suspended from school wouldn't clear up the problem. I'd be sending her off to a shrink for some tests.
Alas,I reckon it's a load of ****!

SoupyNorman

God that story made me remember something that hapened in primary school, we had a system in 5th and 6th class whereby whoever went to the toilet had to sign their name so as to lay blame on whoever pi$$ed on the seat. The culprit was then asked to go in and clean their mess. I went in one day to find $hit on the floor, scraped onto the doorframe..everywhere but in the toilet, i went out to the teached and just asked him to go in and look for himself while i relieved myself in the girls loo cos i wasnt goin in the fellas. The culprit of alwells had a smell of $hit on him but i couldnt believe what he had done which was (as he admitted to the principal) used his finger to wipe his hole and then shake it off his finger and scrape the remainder onto the doorframe!!!!!

GrumPy

WTF i can smell it from hear :eek:

drdre

thats bloody disgusting

Capt'n Midnight

Many years ago on the late late show, Gabo was interviewing some hotel owner or something. They had one regular guest who was always complaining about something or other. Anways the next time he was the he complained about a potty under the bed. (two overripe bananas and some lemonade) So they launched a witch hunt and got all the staff together in his room and lashed into them, until someone said "get rid of it" so the ringleader picked up the potty and started drinking..