Sarky, In my orifice please.

Chad ghostal · 21-07-2005 03:45AM

its all going wrong..
were off the track and likely to crash, unless someone builds some wings onto this thing..

the good times are killing me

funky penguin · 21-07-2005 01:21PM

Past the 1500 mark. Just 500 more.

Shabadu · 21-07-2005 01:25PM

Five more till what?

Shabadu · 21-07-2005 01:25PM

4

Sarky · 21-07-2005 01:25PM

I had pie for breakfast today. PIE!

Shabadu · 21-07-2005 01:26PM

3

Shabadu · 21-07-2005 01:27PM

Demmit sarky! You ruined countdown. RICHARD WHITELY DIED FOR YOUR SINS! 1

Shabadu · 21-07-2005 01:27PM

2

Shabadu · 21-07-2005 01:28PM

Er...

Sarky · 21-07-2005 01:29PM

Shabadu wrote:

Demmit sarky! You ruined countdown. RICHARD WHITELY DIED FOR YOUR SINS! 1

But I had PIE for breakfast! It's what he would have wanted!

Shabadu · 21-07-2005 01:29PM

I just read the '500' part =(

I thought it said 5.

Shabadu · 21-07-2005 01:30PM

Did you really have pi? Cos apparently it never ends or something. Are you still eating it?

Sarky · 21-07-2005 01:33PM

/me searches recesses of mouth with tongue...

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Yes.

Shabadu · 21-07-2005 01:39PM

I wonder what the half-life of pie is?

Sarky · 21-07-2005 01:46PM

I'd imagine it depends on the eater's metabolism. For sporty skinny people, very short. For larger, more "sedate" folks, longer.

Shabadu · 21-07-2005 01:54PM

You've been murdering Mr. Happy for a whole day now. How goes it?

Sarky · 21-07-2005 01:56PM

He's a resilient little bugger. I wish he'd stop smiling, it's very offputting...

Shabadu · 21-07-2005 02:04PM

Is he singing 'Hurts so Good'? I reccomend setting Mr. Tickle on him.

Sarky · 21-07-2005 02:06PM

Leave my penis out of this!

Shabadu · 21-07-2005 02:15PM

Aw. Mr. Tickle. Makes him sound all ickle and cute.

Most men would call theirs something crap and macho like 'Thunder Log' or 'Hammer Pole' but 'Mr. Tickle' sounds so much more, er, non-threatening.

Ajnag · 21-07-2005 02:37PM

Sarky wrote:

He's a resilient little bugger. I wish he'd stop smiling, it's very offputting...

switch to a blunt instrement and aim for the teeth. This is no time for mr. Tickle!!!

Kio · 21-07-2005 02:39PM

lol lol lol mr tickle wasn't he in big brother? lol

Shabadu · 21-07-2005 02:48PM

Jaysus, haven't you lolled to death yet?

Chad ghostal · 23-07-2005 12:35AM

/sweeps orifice

/whistles

/wipes brow with rag

turn the lights off on your way out?

jezza · 24-07-2005 11:39AM

I propose this to be stickyed.
*Sneezes*

ANarcho-Munk · 24-07-2005 08:34PM

yeah, someone please pour some jam on this thread.

Femelade · 24-07-2005 08:42PM

Kio wrote:

lol lol lol mr tickle wasn't he in big brother? lol

every1 knows that mr tickle is that dude that has those really long arms and he can get himself a cup of tea and stuff.....while lying in bed!

pwd · 24-07-2005 09:41PM

I can do that too.
But only cos my flat is really small.

Shabadu · 26-07-2005 01:19PM

EEK! We almost dropped off the front page there

Sarky · 26-07-2005 01:30PM

That was a close ones.

Now.

Don't you hate pants?

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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