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Sticky: Things that are sticky (STICKY)

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#92 15-05-2005 08:17PM

Chad ghostal

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Plague

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#93 15-05-2005 08:26PM

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simu wrote:

I'm a stickler for puns.

:cool:

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#94 29-05-2005 03:59PM

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Situations involving a maiden aunt, rubber glove, and a gallon of schnapps... :eek:

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#95 29-05-2005 04:18PM

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Your address on a spam or Readers Digest list.

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#96 29-05-2005 04:21PM

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Pu**y Palace VHS during the summer holidays when you're doing up someones house?

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#97 30-05-2005 09:24PM

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congealing blood

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#98 01-06-2005 12:55PM

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Custard.

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#99 01-06-2005 08:44PM

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You can walk on custard if you do it fast enough. Don't stop though, or you'll get the quick-sand effect.

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#100 01-06-2005 08:49PM

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How do elephants hide in custard ?

They paint their feet yellow and lie upside down.

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#101 01-06-2005 09:52PM

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It's funny because it's true.

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#102 01-06-2005 10:18PM

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Those fly trap thingys you hang from the ceiling are really really sticky!

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#103 01-06-2005 10:31PM

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spider webs!

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#104 01-06-2005 11:11PM

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Have you ever seen an Elephant in custard ?

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#105 02-06-2005 12:39AM

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Yes, once. It was unpleasant for all concerned.

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#106 02-06-2005 10:46AM

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Sticks

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#107 02-06-2005 12:25PM

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Sarky wrote:

Yes, once. It was unpleasant for all concerned.

Normally you don't see them becase it works so well.

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#108 04-06-2005 09:11AM

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a melted banana

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#109 04-06-2005 05:01PM

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Babies.

And the cinema.

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#110 04-06-2005 05:17PM

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dax red

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#111 04-06-2005 05:35PM

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Can you melt bananas?

Cheap lipgloss

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#112 04-06-2005 05:37PM

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Yeah, over a blue flame.

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#113 05-06-2005 04:19AM

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whipped cream and egg yolks mixed with flour..

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#114 13-06-2005 07:48AM

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The 2 day old chocolate donut that I left on my dashboard.

Its pretty sticky.

And not very tasty.

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#115 13-06-2005 09:53AM

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gummy bears

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#116 14-06-2005 08:38PM

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your finger.(after being up your nose)

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#117 14-06-2005 11:16PM

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ma-nick

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#118 15-06-2005 01:34AM

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...yore ma!111

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#119 19-06-2005 05:23AM

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bunny road kill.

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#120 19-06-2005 10:23AM

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Dark Suckers

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#121 24-06-2005 07:08PM

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Some situations are sticky.

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