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Guess which one?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    Just one, since he met the other people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    SteveD wrote:
    Are those boards.ie awards happening?

    Cos this thread should definitly be nominated for best thread... it's been entertaining me since today in college. Plus 300 odd replies in a very short amount of time can't be wrong...
    Yes. Indeed... and what hand was the penny in again?

    Sorry.. I have no new puzzles to contribute right now.. I'm just back in from the office Xmas party..... hic.... bleh....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Spalk0


    Modified wrote:
    Since you liked the die hard one, see if you can remember this one:

    As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, every cat had seven kitts. Kitts, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St. Ives?

    2402? hehe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭sprinkles


    Modified wrote:
    Since you liked the die hard one, see if you can remember this one:

    As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, every cat had seven kitts. Kitts, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St. Ives?


    1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Spalk0


    sprinkles wrote:
    1

    hehe gawd i cant believe i didnt get that!

    Doh doh doh!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭sprinkles


    Trigger! wrote:
    hehe gawd i cant believe i didnt get that!

    Doh doh doh!


    Sometimes its ok to be second best ;):D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Spalk0


    Ok ive got one!If anyone knows the answer dont just blurt it out!

    The one who makes it doesn't need it
    the one that buys it doesn't keep it
    the one that sells it doesn't use it
    the one that's using it never knows it being used
    What am I?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Trigger! wrote:
    Ok ive got one!If anyone knows the answer dont just blurt it out!

    The one who makes it doesn't need it
    the one that buys it doesn't keep it
    the one that sells it doesn't use it
    the one that's using it never knows it being used
    What am I?

    ah.... jaysus Trigger... we did this one only a few pages ago...


  • Posts: 12,761 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My god! 400 posts stemming from What hand is it in!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Papa Smut wrote:
    My god! 400 posts stemming from What hand is it in!!!
    Someone start what colour is the sky thread quick!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Spalk0


    ah.... jaysus Trigger... we did this one only a few pages ago...

    Did we?....oooops! sorry!

    didnt really read back through the pages!am a bit too lazy for that!

    Sorry!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Actually... did anyone get the one I posted ages ago? I say ages ago.. but it was less the 48 hours ago... bleh

    anyway...

    One day a man received a parcel in the post. Carefully packed inside was a human arm. He examined it, repacked it and then sent it on to another man. The second man also carefully examined the arm before taking it to the woods and burying it. Why did they do this?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Did the arm belong to one of the men?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Modified wrote:
    Did the arm belong to one of the men?
    No. It didn't.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Spalk0


    I think i did!

    Arms dealers is popping into my head anyways!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Was the second man John de Chastelain
    putting arms beyond use?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    No. No. No.

    I clearly stated it is a human arm.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    No. No. No.

    I clearly stated it is a human arm.
    I know, was just tryin to annoy you :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Spalk0


    ok

    Did the 2 men know eachother?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭monomaniac


    ah.... jaysus Trigger... we did this one only a few pages ago...
    Ummmm... a coffin? :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Did they know the person whos arm it is?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Trigger! wrote:
    ok

    Did the 2 men know eachother?
    Yes. Yes they do.

    This is one of the more complicated ones. Not as bad as the shocked midget... but in the same area... I'm sure glad I don't have to work this one out this morning... my poor monkey brain is hungover.... I think I'll put on a pot of coffee...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Spalk0


    Ive noe got the idea into my head they are Undertakers!

    Something about remember some people got different parts of their body buried in different parts of a country!

    Am i way off? hehe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭monomaniac


    Is the arm thousands of years old? Are the men historians?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Modified wrote:
    Did they know the person whos arm it is?
    Yes. They know the owner of the arm.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Trigger! wrote:
    Ive noe got the idea into my head they are Undertakers!

    Something about remember some people got different parts of their body buried in different parts of a country!

    Am i way off? hehe
    No. Nothing like that. They aren't undertakers and they aren't historians. The arm isn't very old either.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Is one of them related to owner?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    No. None of them are related.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭monomaniac


    Hoot darnit this is gonna be another stomper.

    Are the men doctors?
    Have they done something illegal before receiving the arm?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Spalk0


    Are they cops? did they need the arm for prints for identifying purposes?


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