What's the etiquette here??

Who's been using fesshole?

Just sluiced out a log like a Staffords Iced Duck Cake in the downstairs, fcukker wouldn't take the corner.

Will need to get home early and break out the 'big plunger'.

Need to freeze the lad first though…the heat kinda dulls the shine off the glitter and doesn’t stick too well

Pop her into a freezer bag and agitate the glitter…into the freezer for an hour or two…couple of those decorative

pins at random after removing the unit and quite acceptable for the ‘ employee of the week’ trophy.

Don’t forget to put “store in a cool place” and ‘best before’ in a hour hence.

Was dropping the Cosbys off while reading the politics forum.

First movements were fine and dandy, just your run of the mill poo.

Then, there came a resistance I was not expecting, the muzzle pressure started to rise and I was not slipping the clutch. It must have taken 30 secs and I figure I best apply a little boost to get her moving.

Lord Lantern Jaysus. It just started to flow and there was no end it sight. Like Mount Etna if someone filled it with Mars bars that had been left on the parcel shelf of a car in mid August. When it was finally over I breathed out and the odour that assaulted my senses was catastrophic. If it wasn’t my own I reckon I would have puked.

The detritus over over the water line and was like a chocolate Mr Whippy. Luckily the flush is strong but I lit one of herself incense sticks and fucked off to the park with the dog before we both succumbed to the fent

Handy tip, but beware: if you're on a wooden seat, or pew, it can make it worse.

Or the potential for a massive follow-through. Only worth the risk if you're 100% certain that you're 'solid'

No harm done as long as you remained dry to the touch.

my post is one character too short but the input box is going crazy. I'm only able to make a semi-intelligible post using the edit function. Otherwise it's fucked.

Vanilla is fucked. They're a complete bunch of losers who don't have a **** breeze, the notion that sites pay them to be fucked over by Vanilla is laughable!

You're not wrong Brendan, there's nothing like the feeling of well-being produced by a good clear out.

Had to log out earlier in a facility which had one of those multi-roll dispensers. One where a new roll is supposed to rotate into position when the previous one is empty.

Unfortunately for me the roll expired before I completed the paperwork. There was a fresh roll in the bloody thing but would it fcuk rotate down. Ended up having to reach into the damn thing and pull out enough short lengths to finish up. Total gimp of a contraption - even worse than those single sheet dispensers!

You are not wrong dude, some sights are like a plate of turkey giblets with a liver coloured 18 spoker looking into your chops.

Has you wishing you had an industrial strimmer in your hands.

Or maybe slip a kitchen 'wizzer' under the low hanging fruit and put her on max blast.

You dropped one. he dropped one.

Yours has f*ck all to do with him.

His has f*ck all to do with you.

Be glad you don’t have a GI issue like Crohns or IBD, and get over yerself.

A delivery guy from the local hardware store ringing the doorbell while I was bang in the middle of a morning poo. I had to “snip the cable” and rush downstairs to answer the door for the delivery. Afterwards I had to rush back to the bathroom and finish the job. Honestly, these delivery drivers, their timing is just impeccable.

Logging out earlier and whilst I was there several other punters came in and walked the length of the stalls only to be disappointed that all were in use. Got me thinking how useful it would be if there was some sort of electronic sign outside saying how many stalls were available - like the ones you see in multistory car parks. Depending on the size of the building, they could be placed at the end of the corridor, or in reception area, just to save people the wasted trip.

Lost your grip?

A horrendous experience.That's age for ya.