Near Misses Volume 2 (So close you can feel it)

CramCycle · 23-01-2023 4:20pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120146091#Comment_120146091

Zero f*cks given I'd say. He doesn't care if he is late, he will just report it as you pulling the door or simply that traffic was busier than expected. Unless the gardai actively get involved, and you have proof, both of which are difficult in and of themselves, nothing will happen. I had one admit he done it intentionally and nothing was done by BE or the Gardai. Disheartening, as its a real f*ck you to decent members of society.

Paddigol · 24-01-2023 11:23am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120146729#Comment_120146729

That's it exactly. Today I had a Dublin Bus wait for me to take off from the lights first as he knew there was a bus stop in a couple of hundred metres and passing me just to pull in would be more than a bit ignorant. Then I had a private coach wait to take off at a green light left turn filter (Fosters Ave.) because he saw me approaching on the left side ('segregated') cycle lane. I've taken to gesturing thanks to drivers like that for two reasons - 1) it's nice to know that when you do something decent it's appreciated, but more selfishly, 2) I find that physically acknowledging decent people has a mellowing effect on the brain, probably in the converse way that getting worked up by ignorant f**s has a detrimental and stress-inducing effect. I enjoy my commutes a lot more know. That's not to say that dangerous drivers don't get a roar, but that's another kettle of fish.

There are plenty - probably a majority - of decent people out there. It's just human nature, unfortunately, that we tend to focus on the asshats (like the BMW who sat in the bus lane from RTE through to Donnybrook because he was too important to wait in traffic like the rest of the cars).

24-01-2023 3:56pm

A nice collection of nutty driving from around Galway

https://twitter.com/DaCor_ie/status/1617898274186498049?s=20&t=8B7npConkn2exaGIPoibQw

buffalo · 24-01-2023 4:14pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120151274#Comment_120151274

Online portal can't come soon enough.

fatbhoy · 25-01-2023 11:38am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120151274#Comment_120151274

The first fcuker should be taken out of that car and bet around the road in front of everyone. What if a toddler shot out of one of those driveways.

CramCycle · 25-01-2023 4:18pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120154856#Comment_120154856

The judge would ultimately take into account that it was understandable with traffic volumes, that they were previously never of note to the gardai, that they need the vehicle for work, they have previously never ran over a small child before, surely thats the parents fault for letting a child walk on the pavement. Probably fine the parent a few €100 for the court poorbox.

Paddigol · 25-01-2023 4:46pm

LOLZ... Cram not having a good day!

That said, it's probably not far off what would actually happen.

sy_flembeck · 25-01-2023 4:51pm

The new traffic calming measure just outside a primary school near Enniskerry yesterday morning. Went through clear and then met this moron coming against me. He couldn't or wouldn't wait the (literally) 2 seconds it would have taken to let me finish my manoeuvre. Bear in mind the road behind me was completely free.

He stopped, opened the door and shouted that I was 'a f3ckin idiot'. It was my fault it appears! So I decided I wasn't letting this go and turned to go back to where he was adjusting his wing mirror (the noise on the video is from where I walloped it). Unsurprisingly, he hotfooted it then.

Apologies for the choice words but I was a tad vexed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOJ1dUBPwoc

Paddigol · 25-01-2023 5:47pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120156629#Comment_120156629

What's his argument? He has stop/ yeild road markings in his lane at the junction? Why does he need to cross the solid white line between lanes? You were at the junction before him? How can he possibly think he has a case to argue???

Its a classic case of ignorant asshat feeling brave because they're encased in metal. Wouldn't have a peep out of half of them if they had a similar issue in a supermarket. Which is probably what makes them so dangerous on the road, all that bottled up frustration.

AndrewJRenko · 25-01-2023 5:49pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120156458#Comment_120156458

It’s the child’s own fault for not wearing a helmet obvs.

CramCycle · 25-01-2023 10:17pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120156629#Comment_120156629

Not the C word I expected 🤡

VonLuck · 26-01-2023 8:59am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120156891#Comment_120156891

The argument will always be that "I was nowhere near you". People don't care that they cross the while line or don't use their indicator or run through a light when it turned red a couple of seconds before, as long as they haven't caused an accident. They'll always break the rules of the road if it's more convenient for them.

CramCycle · 26-01-2023 10:32am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120159185#Comment_120159185

Its so weird though because that view of "I didn't cause an accident" rather than the truth of "thankfully everyone else reacted to my breach of the rules so no physical harm was done". I was coming to the T junction at the end of the cycle path coming up from Dun Laoghaire train station earlier this week. Bike had a red and was stopped, cars had green. As I approached, amber came, one car sped up, then red and a Land Rover flew through. The bike light was green at this stage and the cyclist had pushed off, now thankfully the cyclist glanced a second time and stopped. He let a roar and the Land Rover driver started giving out to him, as if somehow, the near miss was the cyclists fault. Some people are just ****s. The irony being the Land Rover stopped to give out for so long, his lights had went green again. So if he had followed the rules, he would have been in the same place but with one less person being nearly run over.

magicbastarder · 26-01-2023 11:08am

it's just an instant adrenaline rush reaction, someone shouts at you, you shout back. well, for many people it is.

VonLuck · 26-01-2023 12:23pm

It is that instant gut reaction alright. I remember many years ago when I had just got my full drivers licence and I was driving in the city centre at night. I made a right turn, not seeing a cyclist coming the opposite direction. Luckily I stopped before making the full manoeuvre but I instinctively beeped the horn at him even though the cyclist did nothing wrong!

Straight away I put hands up and apologised as he looked on at me in disgust. At least I learned a good lesson, although I still cringe thinking about it to this day.

Wildly Boaring · 26-01-2023 1:05pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120159520#Comment_120159520

Yep, I walked over a zebra crossing lately and a driver flew through on the phone.

I roared "HEY", he rolled down the window and shouted something. I replied with a comment on his excellent driving.

He then stopped the car. Opened the window fully and kindly advise that he would "Break my face" if I didn't shut up.

At this point in hindsight, you should always shut up. God knows what kind of lunatic you're dealing with. Bare-knuckle boxer, knife wielding physco.... or just a wannabe hard man with a big mouth. I did not shut up and very luckily he was the later.

Adrenaline rush reaction

CramCycle · 26-01-2023 4:59pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120160054#Comment_120160054

There are days where I feel like the guy in falling down and part of me would welcome that reaction, there are other days where I am sensible and I just keep going. I really must get checked over by a mental health specialist as it can't be good to have such extreme differences in reaction to the same events.

As for the adrenaline reaction, I get it but nonetheless, that lasts a few seconds, and i have had people give out and then within seconds apologise. Ive done the same and then took a deep breath and said sorry, my fault, I just got a bit of a scare.

I'll happily admit I'm wrong, even if I intially didn't, if I am, and I think many people do. unfortunately the people who would admit an error in judgement are not normally the types to regularly make massive errors in judgement, so I think it is still more weighted against some people just being d*cks rather than purely adrenaline.

Who knows, maybe I'm the bad guy.

magicbastarder · 26-01-2023 5:24pm

the issue with the sort of interactions described above, is that generally, the motorist in the sort of scenario WB outlined, is blissfully unaware that they've done something wrong, and they react before they've time to assess what just happened. so their default reaction is one of surprise and anger.

Thargor · 27-01-2023 9:29pm

Conor McGregor got taken out on his bike today:

https://v.redd.it/332mdpsbinea1

Wildly Boaring · 27-01-2023 10:30pm

Christ he took it well

John_Rambo · 27-01-2023 10:42pm

Heavily muscled athlete used to a few knocks.

27-01-2023 11:38pm

https://twitter.com/SafeCyclingEire/status/1619034546720346112?s=20&t=4ck7iorZnBbf_8sx5RDU1w

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AndrewJRenko · 28-01-2023 7:54am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120167448#Comment_120167448

Surprised that he doesn’t have some level of security with him. If you’re worth €100 million or more, you could well be a target of others for all kinds of reasons.

Squidgy Black · 28-01-2023 1:06pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120168109#Comment_120168109

Christ that has to be one of the worst I’ve seen. Solid white line as well

Tenzor07 · 28-01-2023 6:26pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120168686#Comment_120168686

Surprised he's going around on what looks like a fairly cheap/basic Orbea bicycle in a pair of cheap looking MTB trousers too...

DaveyDave · 28-01-2023 7:54pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120170253#Comment_120170253

To be fair people don't know bikes. If he had a carbon XC bike with the blingy kashima coated seat post nobody would know it's €8,000. At least with the rest of his stuff like watches you know it's expensive because they're tacky as hell.

harmless · 28-01-2023 8:14pm

If you are looking at it from the point of someone who participates in road bike events then you can see why someone with a practically unlimited budget would get all the go fast stuff. But if all you want out of it is the cardio exercise does it matter what speed you are going?