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The humblebragging dishonesty of LinkedIn

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,027 ✭✭✭HBC08


    My own father started as a carpenter at 16 and was a site manager on big jobs in Manchester and later Dublin in his 30s (never had any official qualifications,it's probably different now I accept)

    He went out on his own then and went contracting,he did bits and pieces himself at this time but younger lads were doing the heavy lifting.He was never happier than being out in the muck and sh1te building houses.I went with him enough summers to know I wasn't cut out for it.

    He's going strong in his 80s and still does bits and pieces around houses.Im the one that's crippled with a bad back since I was 41.

    I suppose you'd need to have some grà for a trade and not just be focused on money though.However it's not hard to see they're be tiger level demand and money coming soon,it's already started,some will come out of it better than others just like the last time.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 464 ✭✭The Quintessence Model




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 260 ✭✭a2deden


    I really really dont and if they are it wont be pushing them towards manual labour



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 260 ✭✭a2deden


    As you said yourself its a lot different now, your father would very likely be a carpenter starting now and finishing now

    Its nothing to do with money, guys in the trade make alright money its the life that comes with it, im sorry but its not close to a normal job in tech/bio/etc

    Someone like a upper level furniture maker sure, they arent doing anything to intensive they are more artists, but a run of the mill carpenter christ no

    Is a life in the trade better than say being a shopkeeper sure, but it doesnt come close to a graduate job in reality and i say this being in awe when i watch tradesmen do work



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 260 ✭✭a2deden


    This is not true, a reason people live longer is we no longer live the life of our parents parents



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 373 ✭✭JimmyCorkhill




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,359 ✭✭✭JimmyVik


    You can call me whatever you like and I wont get offended if you make a mistake. So I dont need to let people know what I identify as. Nobody cares anyway, even if they feel they have to pretend to care, for fear of getting pounced on by some woke bully gang.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,359 ✭✭✭JimmyVik


    LOL at all the desk jockys poating how they have it worse than someone out on a building site all day. :)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 260 ✭✭a2deden


    And to live a healthier life .....you understand not being out bent over in the rain half your life is part of that right.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 260 ✭✭a2deden


    Zero logic at all and a lack of experience in the field is the only thing i can think up about it



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,150 ✭✭✭rightmove


    I thought linkedin was an employment based networking site. If I didn't know that I wouldn't know WTF it is by looking at the advert they have on TV

    Looks like some kinda identity soup mixed with cosmetics or dancing or something from a woke colony on mars. If I turned the sound down I wouldn't think I could get another job by using whatever product that advert pertains too. Kinda thing rte will look at and try and copy. (says it all really)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 291 ✭✭Salvadoor


    Former school pal of mine class describes himself as a "focussed (sic) business consultant passionate about creating scalable solutions, efficiencies and process improvements to help drive value and create lasting recurring sales in your organization (sic)"


    It's some turnaround from the the guy who dropped out of second year Arts in UCC and as far as I know has no actual job.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,560 ✭✭✭BlackEdelweiss


    I shut down my linkedin account in October. Best thing I have done since shutting down facebook in 2018.

    I owe Linkedin a lot for the career opportunities it gave me but in the last few years it became painful.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,986 ✭✭✭silliussoddius


    I changed a light bulb in my last job, my linkedin profile states:

    Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,986 ✭✭✭silliussoddius


    It's not a case of having it worse. Physical work is a form of exercise, sitting at a desk isn't. Being tired after a days physical work is very different from being tired after a long day in the office. You actually benefit from a days physical work. There is no benefit from sitting staring at a screen for a long period of time (porn aside).



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 21,351 ✭✭✭✭Cyrus


    the posts that really get my goat are the linkedin people (the actual employees) who are leaving linkedin,

    they put up a huge post about how amazing linkedin is and how amazing their colleagues are, but as you get to the bottom you realise its actually a long goodbye circle jerk and they are going for their #nextplay



  • Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Adele Scrawny Tech


    I came upon a superb plumbing company I have used and recommended. Online booking system, they turn up exactly on time and text to say they are on way. 365 emergency service too. Receipts, payments etc online, plus a human to talk to if needed. A rarity of a company, but a very professional outfit to work for.

    A tradesperson would ideally want to convert to office based work, eg retrain software development if they have a taste for it, before becoming physically broken. If a lot more people could give an early part of their lives to trades it would be good.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 260 ✭✭a2deden


    Keep dreaming buddy, you clearly have never worked in construction. Thinking lads arent in the rain lol...in Ireland



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 260 ✭✭a2deden


    You benefit from working out. You dont benefit from being bent over in a attic. The fantasy around construction is laughable in this thread. Clearly most have never actually worked a day on a site, they are going as far as just making stuff up



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 571 ✭✭✭whodafunk


    Agree with you completely. The rubbish up there now - a lot of which has nothing to do with careers.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,836 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    It's an immediate skip if a post starts with "I don't normally post personal stuff here but...."



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 260 ✭✭a2deden


    Sure, maybe stick to talking about something you know as clearly its not construction as nobody who works in construction thinks like this



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,027 ✭✭✭HBC08


    As is usual on boards you're only seeing one narrative.

    There'll be lads failing the leaving cert next year who'll be retired by 50 after being smart about things.

    (Not directed at you specifically)

    There will be lads in the same boat with raging coke habits/alcohol issues and bad backs/decisions behind them aswell.

    Such is the way of things,life is cyclical,always has been and always will.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,644 ✭✭✭dogbert27


    I blame the likes of Simon Sinek for the way LinkedIn is now. People see him as some sort of career coach guru when really he started out in marketing, found a gimmick to sell, "start with why" or some bullsxxt and as anybody from marketing.

    What he does is find famous quotes from history, puts his own spin on them and sells it to the modern day masses who have no regard for history before they were born.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 536 ✭✭✭Dublinandy3


    Thank you, I've seen him pretty much from the start and at the beginning, you could tell he was trying his best to be the next whatever it is people want. Now I see people quoting him like he's a God and I know he's done what he set out to do, even though I'm not sure it has any tangible worth.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 536 ✭✭✭Dublinandy3


    Two of my pet peeves are people who post screenshots of their own tweets, if you really want to say that nonsense, say it, it doesn't make you look more important if you screenshot yourself.

    The second thing is those who leave the gaps in their posts so you have to click on see more to see it all and it's usually nonsense, though it is now a good indicator to keep on scrolling if I see that now.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,497 ✭✭✭NSAman


    I dont update my LinkedIn profile for many of the reasons stated above. It’s old and I have honestly never used it. I keep in contact with people through it. However, it doesn’t stop many sales pitches of life / business coaches and other nonsense, sending me inane requests to sort my world out.

    in messages, if I feel like it, is ask two simple questions why and how (maybe with a twist).. it always leads to the same inane response and the messenger is left with,,, “I think X could take some coaching from me!”



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 536 ✭✭✭Dublinandy3


    Do you know what, a few months ago I was tired of seeing these, I love my job it's the best job ever but I'm leaving type posts. I decided, for my own amusement, to post one myself, but at the end twist it so I was just talking about the week ending and the thing I was moving onto was the new week next week. It was a pure p1ss take and anyone who read it all would know.

    Sadly only one or two laughed with me and I had to delete it in the end as I was getting inundated not only with comments but messages from people wishing me all the best and deciding to take that moment to tell me how wonderful I was to work with etc. It showed to me the platform is just all about looking like you care, not the actual content.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 21,351 ✭✭✭✭Cyrus


    people falling over themselves to wish you well who wouldnt stop to say hello in the office, and obviously didnt read the post either, standard!



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  • Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Adele Scrawny Tech


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    Onboarding, hilarious yank-speak . Thanking his onboarding team for smooth onboarding , and the company management think he’s an awesome employee driven by curiosity and passion, bla bla bla.

    When I onboarded my organisation in 1979 it was far from onboarding we were thinking. It was called induction back then, and as young giddies we would reference that as seduction.



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