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Fast & Furious 9

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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Nothing redeeming about this hot mess of a piece.

    Story jumps all over the place like a frog on meth.



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭magic_murph


    Absolutely shocking.

    I have watched all the previous installments - some much better than others but all still enjoyable until this disjointed bag of horse **** came along.

    The scenes just seem like they were shot in isolation and stitched together

    Terrible action scenes

    No story

    Too long

    Over used gimicks

    Totally unrealistic stunts - even for FF

    It wasn't even a good bit of mind numbing action.

    Going to space...... officially jumped the shark with that one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,296 ✭✭✭✭CastorTroy


    I'm surprised they haven't actually jumped a shark yet. Maybe in the next one have them drive on water.

    So any guesses for the next title? FX (just an illusion)? FFX(not the game)?

    Maybe FFXXX and have them team up with the other spy known as Xander Cage.

    FFF with one F for Final.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭spookwoman




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,296 ✭✭✭✭CastorTroy


    Think that's believable anyway as driving on the ice. It's like they're driving up a collapsed bridge



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭Homelander


    It's actually impressive that with each new installment they can make the previous movie, at-the-time ridiculously over the top nonsense, seem relatively grounded.

    Not really sure what to think about this one. I think when you just give-in to the utter absurd drivel that is the "plot" and stop thinking about it, it's kinda entertaining.

    It's an absolutely shockingly bad movie, but leans more towards the it's so awful it's good genre.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,296 ✭✭✭✭CastorTroy


    I know they're trying to remember Paul but the way they talk about Brian is just weird. Like naming the kid Brian. "Sure I'll name him after the dude that's f***ing my sister"

    Would make more sense in the way it's meant if they named him Paul



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,000 ✭✭✭Stone Deaf 4evr


    This film is the stupidest thing I've ever watched, but Id be lying if I said I didnt have a big smile watching some of it. It definitely has a sense of self awareness of how ludacris its become.


    As for The Rock, TBH, i think he turned the franchise around, his turn in 5 & 6 was a much needed boost. Hobbs and Shaw was over the top, but mostly a harmless side story.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,284 ✭✭✭✭rob316


    So bad, I was actually bored watching it. Big fan of the series I've seen them 10 times over but this was rubbish.

    Dwayne Johnson was everything good about the revival of these movies and it suffers without him. Statham was a big miss too.

    It was overly sentimental, ridiculous stunts even for F&F and way too long.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,296 ✭✭✭✭CastorTroy


    Seems the next one is due April 7th 2023.

    I thought there was only one left



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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 36,711 CMod ✭✭✭✭pixelburp


    IIRC the talk was they were going to shoot two more, back-to-back & they'd be the last films. So I guess only one shoot left, but two movies. The same is going on with the Mission Impossible films, they're shooting numbers 7 & 8 back-to-back.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,206 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Am surprised Hollywood doesn't do the back to back sequels filming more. Wasn't back to the future 2 and 3 the first?

    .... then it wasn't until matrix 2 and 3. Then pirates 2 and 3, infinity war and end game whilst now mission impossible. Of course James Cameron has the record for Avatar 2, 3, 4 and 5 lol.



  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 36,711 CMod ✭✭✭✭pixelburp


    Yup Back to the Future was back-to-back. By then Robert Zemeckis had arguably entered his "blank cheque" phase, so I'd say had the clout to persuade the studio to let him shoot a Western under the guise of a BttF sequel 😁

    You missed another, even bigger example that arguably remains the Daddy of back-to-back shoots IMO: the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy was one giant shoot out in NZ. I doubt any studio would ever give any production that degree of latitude ever again; keep meaning to do a deep-dive into how it ever came to pass in the first place. That this relatively unknown Kiwi director, with only a few subversive horror films in his CV, got to make the biggest Epic of modern times.

    Not sure why Hollywood doesn't do them more often; its finances are a bit batty at the best of times so presumably there's some counter-intuitive reason. Mega-shoots are probably seen as too much of a risk, in case that first film flops hard.



  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Just have to come back to comment on this abomination having actually finished it.

    Truly a shitbox of the highest order.

    This must go down as one of the worst franchise films ever, of any franchise.

    Every aspect of it was terrible from the writing, the acting with a special mention for the extensive fake and saccharine "family" shite, the beyond stupid set-pieces, the interminable length.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,267 ✭✭✭Hangdogroad


    They got nine films out of this? I thought the Police Academy franchise was milking it.



  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Franchises make money.

    Decent films not so much.



  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 36,711 CMod ✭✭✭✭pixelburp


    I have little time for the series, and certainly wouldn't be mistaken for a fan... but I gotta respect how 4 middling and forgettable films in, the franchise completely reinvented itself with such successful energy, it became a global blockbuster juggernaut. So much so it remains the only standout success in the post CoVid landscape.

    That's kinda unheard of IMO; think of B-Movie series at their 5th iteration - and how many became phenomena? And in cracking the Chinese market in a manner Disney would kill for with Star Wars (for instance), F&F effectively ensured Vin Diesel wouldn't retire in privation.



  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Ed Sheeran is wildly successful at filling stadiums (and seems an ok guy tbh).

    Doesn't mean that I don't think that his output is complete shite.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 60,891 ✭✭✭✭Agent Coulson


    Need a new big guy to take on Vin since the Rock can't stand Vin and won't be back. Jason Momoa Joins ‘Fast And Furious 10’





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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 87,533 ✭✭✭✭JP Liz V1


    I suppose they done space, under the sea inevitable 😁



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,936 ✭✭✭Tazzimus


    Can't wait for Ludacris to transform a car into a nuclear sub with nothing but duct tape, rubber gloves and some chewing gum.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 60,891 ✭✭✭✭Agent Coulson


    Brie Larson joins the cast for Fast 10.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 87,533 ✭✭✭✭JP Liz V1


    Justin Lin exits Fast X as director



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,793 ✭✭✭FunLover18


    https://www.instagram.com/tv/CcqfJkADqkW/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY


    This Instagram post from Vin Diesel hasn't aged well. Justin describes the film as "the beginning of an end" and he also looks totally unenthusiastic and bored. I love the energy Vin brings to this franchise but I think he could be doing more damage than good especially since he takes it all way too seriously.



  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 36,711 CMod ✭✭✭✭pixelburp


    Well, that video has aged like butter.



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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 36,711 CMod ✭✭✭✭pixelburp


    The tattle going around says it's "creative differences" striking again; so seems like Lin might be another who had had enough of Diesel.



  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Sure this stale franchise is set to go full "Moonraker" in its next outing

    FF9 was well on its way there on the pure ludicrous shiteness factor scale.



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,793 ✭✭✭FunLover18


    I've seen people speculating that Diesel could take over as director 😬



  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 36,711 CMod ✭✭✭✭pixelburp


    I'm honestly surprised he hasn't tried at this stage. All his projects seem to be heavily led by him - you'd have thought by now he'd try sitting in the big chair.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,254 ✭✭✭Spon Farmer


    I’ve only seen the first two movies but I have question regarding Justin Kin’s statement where he talks about “creating car chases”.

    I took that to mean filming car chases but I was told that all the action sequences involving cars are completely CGI.

    Is that not true?



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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 36,711 CMod ✭✭✭✭pixelburp


    Going by a making of from the last one, it's both. They do shoot film stunts but stitch much of the crazier action together with CGI. IIRC in this thread I shared a making of that showed this.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,296 ✭✭✭✭CastorTroy



    Saw one comment saying how the creative differences must be really bad when they previously had them go to space and that wasn't the breaking point for him.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 87,533 ✭✭✭✭JP Liz V1


    I think time for Fast X new thread



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