Boards in 1939

indioblack · 12-05-2021 8:36pm

knucklehead6 wrote: »

The British army would help out too. Not that they’d be needed of course.

If a war happened, the Royal Navy will clear the seas of German ships and no doubt. All the Kriegsmarine has is a pair of battle cruisers and few heavy cruisers but they DO have a stonking great big newly built battleship.
That’s it. The couple of submarines the jerries have are coastal defence

Hms Courageous and Glorious to use their airplanes locate any ships and bring in the fleet

War?
What war?

sligojoek · 12-05-2021 8:45pm

Sleepy wrote: »

Is this Rural Electrification program a good idea? Seems very expensive to me

Yeah but you won't need to buy candles for the sacred heart picture. It's much safer too

McGinniesta · 12-05-2021 8:59pm

Hitlers oul one blasted your ma's oul one with piss.

Your oul one is your ma and so is your oul fella.

Have a **** and blast it with sh1t as we used to say back in the day.

bigar · 12-05-2021 10:47pm

The prototype of that device with the ridiculous name "Computer" will amount to nothing. We will keep on relying on the people in large rooms computing things manually for many decades to come.

branie2 · 12-05-2021 10:51pm

bigar wrote: »

The prototype of that device with the ridiculous name "Computer" will amount to nothing. We will keep on relying on the people in large rooms computing things manually for many decades to come.

Or it could get smaller and easier to use

Kermit.de.frog · 13-05-2021 3:52am

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RandomViewer · 13-05-2021 6:55pm

Department of Education say their latest consignment of Bamboo canes are longer and more flexible than previous models and will be more effective for corporal punishment,

breezy1985 · 13-05-2021 7:10pm

RandomViewer wrote: »

Department of Education say their latest consignment of Bamboo canes are longer and more flexible than previous models and will be more effective for corporal punishment,

Make sure you only use Knights of Colombanus certified canes. Some of those knock off ones barely break the skin

wench · 13-05-2021 7:14pm

bigar wrote: »

The prototype of that device with the ridiculous name "Computer" will amount to nothing. We will keep on relying on the people in large rooms computing things manually for many decades to come.

I don't know, the International Business Machines Corporation have done wonderful work on the German Census with their tabulating machines.

13-05-2021 7:17pm

Say Your Number wrote: »

Anyone hear the song on 2RN by that fella Bing Crosby today, Christ it was an awful racket, how can young ones listen to such sh1te.

You've living in the past, 2RN is gone about 6 years.

wench · 13-05-2021 7:19pm

Antifa rabble-rousers growing more bold across Europe

branie2 · 13-05-2021 7:24pm

Anyone see the strange lights in the sky in January last year? They were seen all over Europe, and has something to do the the visions of Fatima 22 years ago

branie2 · 13-05-2021 7:26pm

wench wrote: »

Antifa rabble-rousers growing more bold across Europe

Especially in Germany and Italy

Esel · 13-05-2021 7:55pm

wench wrote: »

I don't know, the International Business Machines Corporation have done wonderful work on the German Census with their tabulating machines.

Herman Hollerith is turning in his grave.

RandomViewer · 13-05-2021 8:02pm

breezy1985 wrote: »

Make sure you only use Knights of Colombanus certified canes. Some of those knock off ones barely break the skin

Cat o nine tails is available on special order from them apparently, discount for larger schools

Capt'n Midnight · 14-05-2021 1:21pm

branie2 wrote: »

Anyone see the strange lights in the sky in January last year? They were seen all over Europe, and has something to do the the visions of Fatima 22 years ago

Just the German glider pilots practising their sport. Or night time airmail deliveries. Industrious people.

The CT people say it's Zeppelins scanning for magic radios that can see airplanes at night :rolleyes:

branie2 · 14-05-2021 7:10pm

RandomViewer wrote: »

Cat o nine tails is available on special order from them apparently, discount for larger schools

Hurleys must be good as well

RandomViewer · 14-05-2021 7:22pm

branie2 wrote: »

Hurleys must be good as well

Stainless steel yardstick is the weapon of choice among the trades teachers

saabsaab · 14-05-2021 7:24pm

Got my shirts back from the Swastika laundry but they had all came back a shade of muddy brown! What can I do?

odyssey06 · 14-05-2021 7:30pm

saabsaab wrote: »

Got my shirts back from the Swastika laundry but they had all came back a shade of muddy brown! What can I do?

Roll with it.
Start practising your salute.

McGinniesta · 14-05-2021 7:48pm

It was in the year of 39 when the sky was full of lead.

Hitler was heading for Poland and Paddy for Holyhead.

saabsaab · 14-05-2021 8:07pm

How are we coping with the blackouts?

RandomViewer · 14-05-2021 8:16pm

saabsaab wrote: »

How are we coping with the blackouts?

What blackouts? Paraffin lamp and battery radio

RandomViewer · 14-05-2021 8:17pm

Those asbestos sheets are a great replacement for thatch

Kermit.de.frog · 14-05-2021 8:59pm

I hear the government's new housing plan aims to cut down average numbers to a room to 10 from 13 currently over the next 10 years.

Pretty ambitious.

saabsaab · 14-05-2021 9:10pm

Will Britain support a United Ireland in return for the treaty ports now?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 14-05-2021 9:12pm

How woke Champerlain is.

odyssey06 · 14-05-2021 9:14pm

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

I hear the government's new housing plan aims to cut down average numbers to a room to 10 from 13 currently over the next 10 years.
Pretty ambitious.

They should stop child benefit after 6 kids.

saabsaab · 14-05-2021 9:23pm

odyssey06 wrote: »

They should stop child benefit after 6 kids.

What in the name of all that's holy is Child Benefit?

odyssey06 · 14-05-2021 9:29pm

saabsaab wrote: »

What in the name of all that's holy is Child Benefit?

Coming soon to a statute book near you.

Our policy is to be numerous and belligerent.

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