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Signs you are dealing with a 'Rooter'

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭carrollsno1


    Spotted on a FB page

    Better living everyone



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭mr.stonewall


    Spotted on a FB page

    A gate hanging on its own


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,276 ✭✭✭Figerty


    A gate hanging on its own

    That's a mobile gate. I think ye underestimate the genius of that idea..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,244 ✭✭✭vincenzolorenzo


    Figerty wrote: »
    That's was a mobile gate. I think ye underestimate the genius of that idea..

    Fixed your post there :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    Fix up the cab, get the engine going, and do a bit of Gunthering by getting one of the rams off the loader to work the gate and you could have a security checkpoint


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,481 Mod ✭✭✭✭K.G.


    Gas thing is its a new gate and new concrete with a nice tasty edge finish beside it


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,843 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    Spotted on a FB page

    That's guntering/labour saving, not a rooter;).

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,716 ✭✭✭Jb1989




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,716 ✭✭✭Jb1989


    Was that your old machine?

    No no, he said that in the next sentence.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,302 ✭✭✭Castlekeeper


    whelan2 wrote: »
    I wonder how many actually use a 4 grain fork now? All work done by machinery now.

    Everyone the TV cameras roll there's one pulled from somewhere to tip in a bit if silage.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,972 ✭✭✭dzer2


    Everyone the TV cameras roll there's one pulled from somewhere to tip in a bit if silage.

    Sure the camera crew bring it with them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 951 ✭✭✭trabpc


    I understand need to scrap non slatted passages out to a tank but slatted passages do they really need to be constantly scaped like that. Seems unnecessary.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭JustJoe7240


    trabpc wrote: »
    I understand need to scrap non slatted passages out to a tank but slatted passages do they really need to be constantly scaped like that. Seems unnecessary.

    He scrapes them because he get can get away without liming cubicles, finds them cleaner to scrape slats and not lime cubicles


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,262 ✭✭✭Kevhog1988


    I saw a pic of this tractor this morning and thought of this thread lol

    50968652933_e5f8091d7d.jpgFunny massey by Kevin Hogan, on Flickr


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 703 ✭✭✭PoorFarmer


    Kevhog1988 wrote: »
    I saw a pic of this tractor this morning and thought of this thread lol

    50968652933_e5f8091d7d.jpgFunny massey by Kevin Hogan, on Flickr

    You would be nice trying to make a right hand turn with that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,276 ✭✭✭Figerty


    Kevhog1988 wrote: »
    I saw a pic of this tractor this morning and thought of this thread lol

    50968652933_e5f8091d7d.jpgFunny massey by Kevin Hogan, on Flickr

    Looks like something from an ATM back job.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    PoorFarmer wrote: »
    You would be nice trying to make a right hand turn with that

    The perspex was scarce. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,624 ✭✭✭FintanMcluskey


    Kevhog1988 wrote: »
    I saw a pic of this tractor this morning and thought of this thread lol

    50968652933_e5f8091d7d.jpgFunny massey by Kevin Hogan, on Flickr

    It won’t take the thermostat long to open on that machine


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭enricoh


    If I'm ever getting an audit from revenue I want that tractor to be the first thing he sees!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,427 ✭✭✭SuperTortoise


    Did'nt think that 135? was that bad at first, but the more i stared at the picture the more gunthering i seen!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,265 ✭✭✭amacca


    enricoh wrote: »
    If I'm ever getting an audit from revenue I want that tractor to be the first thing he sees!

    :D:D:D

    I have one that looks a bit like that on the outside. Much more visibility as half the cab is rotted away but she is mechanically tip top


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 990 ✭✭✭Aravo


    The most likely explanation of that machine is quite simple. That machine seen action in Desert Storm in 1992. Then on its way back to the US, it must have fallen out of the back of a plane at shannon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,610 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    Aravo wrote: »
    The most likely explanation of that machine is quite simple. That machine seen action in Desert Storm in 1992. Then on its way back to the US, it must have fallen out of the back of a plane at shannon.

    You have no idea how close to the truth you are with that insight


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,862 ✭✭✭White Clover


    I'd hate to be in that cab if she rolled over!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,026 ✭✭✭Lime Tree Farm


    enricoh wrote: »
    If I'm ever getting an audit from revenue I want that tractor to be the first thing he sees!

    that would be a dead give away that the money is under the mattress.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,578 ✭✭✭J.O. Farmer


    that would be a dead give away that the money is under the mattress.

    Definitely not wasting it on things like fixing the tractor anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,687 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Definitely not wasting it on things like fixing the tractor anyway.

    Sure what's wrong with it ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,262 ✭✭✭Kevhog1988


    whelan2 wrote: »
    Sure what's wrong with it ?

    Youd need a tetanus to get into it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,592 ✭✭✭Dunedin


    whelan2 wrote: »
    Sure what's wrong with it ?

    Plenty of farmers out there that could well afford a decent tractor yet spend their lives in a yoke like that instead of a decent warm cab with a radio and have a bit of comfort for themselves.

    Life’s too short not to have a bit of comfort not to mention the health impact of sitting in a cold draughty yoke for a few hours.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,639 ✭✭✭✭Base price


    Dunedin wrote: »
    Plenty of farmers out there that could well afford a decent tractor yet spend their lives in a yoke like that instead of a decent warm cab with a radio and have a bit of comfort for themselves.

    Life’s too short not to have a bit of comfort not to mention the health impact of sitting in a cold draughty yoke for a few hours.
    Years ago, a contractor I know used to take the radios out of new/second hand tractors when he bought them. He reckoned that you couldn't hear a problem with a machine if the radio was on until it was too late and a lot of damage was done.


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