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The Noccers Interview Thread

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    #9062
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


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    Scarface for PC. They would be Sosa.

    The last counterfeit goods you bought

    Anything Tesco own brand.

    Would you prefer to present the news, weather or sport?


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    #9063
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    Sport. Muttering it incoherently.

    The last botch job / hamfisted / low quality work you heard about or saw


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    #9064
    Bob Harris
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Sport. Muttering it incoherently.

    The last botch job / hamfisted / low quality work you heard about or saw

    Best not to incriminate myself.

    Who did you last beep the car horn at?


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    #9065
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Best not to incriminate myself.

    Who did you last beep the car horn at?

    Probably the dog.

    Is Santa coming to you Bob?


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    #9066
    [Deleted User]
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Probably the dog.

    Is Santa coming to you Bob?

    Did Codger Clause come?

    My question What did you get from the red coat old goon. And HRRY UP with that answer, Bob. I've a big Turkey to fry.


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    #9067
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Did Codger Clause come?

    My question What did you get from the red coat old goon. And HRRY UP with that answer, Bob. I've a big Turkey to fry.

    A voucher.

    How's that turkey coming along?


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    #9068
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    Actually grilled Lamb Cutlets. Brussels sprouts, carrot, and brocolli, complete with brown rice bob. Cooked by me. Took a glass of Rose Win, then cofffeee with a mince pie and cream.

    Is any of the Noccers truly drunk yet?


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    #9069
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Actually grilled Lamb Cutlets. Brussels sprouts, carrot, and brocolli, complete with brown rice bob. Cooked by me. Took a glass of Rose Win, then cofffeee with a mince pie and cream.

    Is any of the Noccers truly drunk yet?

    Only on Christmas spirit.

    What's your temperature?


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    #9070
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Only on Christmas spirit.

    What's your temperature?

    36.3

    Do you have a power shower?


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    #9071
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    T90 perfectly adequate. Still prefer the Hot Bath, where I can marinate and relax.

    Did you own anything like a Sega Megadrive or Nintendo SNES?


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    #9072
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    T90 perfectly adequate. Still prefer the Hot Bath, where I can marinate and relax.

    Did you own anything like a Sega Megadrive or Nintendo SNES?

    I had a sega megadrive II, got it second hand from somewhere that I can't remember.

    Would you have any use for a drone?


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    #9073
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    None whatsoever. Yes really.

    Got any friends or relatives with a YouTube premium account?


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    #9074
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    None whatsoever. Yes really.

    Got any friends or relatives with a YouTube premium account?

    Not that I know of.

    What wild animal would you like as a pet?


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    #9075
    cj maxx
    Registered Users Posts: 13,357 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Not that I know of.

    What wild animal would you like as a pet?

    None. I've gotten too many bites and kicks to have one as a pet.
    Do you like cats as pets?


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    #9076
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    cj maxx wrote: »
    None. I've gotten too many bites and kicks to have one as a pet.
    Do you like cats as pets?

    Only as other people's pets.

    What day is this?


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    #9077
    Kylta
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    Why its today

    Have you lost anything recently?


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    #9078
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Kylta wrote: »
    Why its today

    Have you lost anything recently?

    Opportunity.

    Ever heckled someone?


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    #9079
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Yes

    Have you ever been insulted to your face


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    #9080
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Kylta wrote: »
    Yes

    Have you ever been insulted to your face

    When I look in the mirror.

    Would the tide take you out?


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    #9081
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    When I look in the mirror.

    Would the tide take you out?

    It would and without difficulty

    Do you listen to the radio much?


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    #9082
    Kylta
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    Yes,

    In radio your option talk show radio or music station?


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    #9083
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    talk show radio.

    what is the greatest present you asked for that Santa did NOT give you?


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    #9084
    Kylta
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    My sanity


    Do you think Santa expliots his elves?


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    #9085
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    You've forgotten about the security cameras. Apparently the red clad Codger runs a konami type facility. Wall of shame of unproductive eleves. Complete snitch culture.

    What's the fastest rush job on anything you've done or seen?


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    #9086
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


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    You've forgotten about the security cameras. Apparently the red clad Codger runs a konami type facility. Wall of shame of unproductive eleves. Complete snitch culture.

    What's the fastest rush job on anything you've done or seen?

    The creation, 7 days and God rested on Sunday to create the whole universe?
    Bit of a rushed job I'd say.

    Ever been any good with a yo-yo?


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    #9087
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    no, haven't been able to use a yoyo to remove a small coin off some TV presenters year when the Late Late Show was actually one of the best Irish TV shows.

    ever used a pogo stick?


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    #9088
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Yes. When I was a child

    Did you ever cycle a bike without tyres


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    #9089
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    Yes with solid rubber wheels when I was a child.

    Did you ever receive a present, but it wasn't up to what you wanted?

    eg clockwork toy instead of electric toy


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    #9090
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Yes with solid rubber wheels when I was a child.

    Did you ever receive a present, but it wasn't up to what you wanted?

    eg clockwork toy instead of electric toy

    A non battery operated dildo.

    If a cup is a cuppa why isnt a mug a mugga?


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    #9091
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Somethings are unexplainable

    Would you buy sex toys if the were sold in aldi or lidl? ( BTW, a hoover is for the floor not the bed)


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