The Noccers Interview Thread

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Scarface for PC. They would be Sosa.

The last counterfeit goods you bought

Anything Tesco own brand.

Would you prefer to present the news, weather or sport?

Sport. Muttering it incoherently.

The last botch job / hamfisted / low quality work you heard about or saw

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Sport. Muttering it incoherently.

The last botch job / hamfisted / low quality work you heard about or saw

Best not to incriminate myself.

Who did you last beep the car horn at?

Bob Harris wrote: »

Best not to incriminate myself.

Who did you last beep the car horn at?

Probably the dog.

Is Santa coming to you Bob?

Bob Harris wrote: »

Probably the dog.

Is Santa coming to you Bob?

Did Codger Clause come?

My question What did you get from the red coat old goon. And HRRY UP with that answer, Bob. I've a big Turkey to fry.

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Did Codger Clause come?

My question What did you get from the red coat old goon. And HRRY UP with that answer, Bob. I've a big Turkey to fry.

A voucher.

How's that turkey coming along?

Actually grilled Lamb Cutlets. Brussels sprouts, carrot, and brocolli, complete with brown rice bob. Cooked by me. Took a glass of Rose Win, then cofffeee with a mince pie and cream.

Is any of the Noccers truly drunk yet?

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Actually grilled Lamb Cutlets. Brussels sprouts, carrot, and brocolli, complete with brown rice bob. Cooked by me. Took a glass of Rose Win, then cofffeee with a mince pie and cream.

Is any of the Noccers truly drunk yet?

Only on Christmas spirit.

What's your temperature?

Bob Harris wrote: »

Only on Christmas spirit.

What's your temperature?

36.3

Do you have a power shower?

T90 perfectly adequate. Still prefer the Hot Bath, where I can marinate and relax.

Did you own anything like a Sega Megadrive or Nintendo SNES?

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T90 perfectly adequate. Still prefer the Hot Bath, where I can marinate and relax.

Did you own anything like a Sega Megadrive or Nintendo SNES?

I had a sega megadrive II, got it second hand from somewhere that I can't remember.

Would you have any use for a drone?

None whatsoever. Yes really.

Got any friends or relatives with a YouTube premium account?

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None whatsoever. Yes really.

Got any friends or relatives with a YouTube premium account?

Not that I know of.

What wild animal would you like as a pet?

cj maxx

Bob Harris wrote: »

Not that I know of.

What wild animal would you like as a pet?

None. I've gotten too many bites and kicks to have one as a pet.
Do you like cats as pets?

cj maxx wrote: »

None. I've gotten too many bites and kicks to have one as a pet.
Do you like cats as pets?

Only as other people's pets.

What day is this?

Why its today

Have you lost anything recently?

Kylta wrote: »

Why its today

Have you lost anything recently?

Opportunity.

Ever heckled someone?

Yes

Have you ever been insulted to your face

Kylta wrote: »

Yes

Have you ever been insulted to your face

When I look in the mirror.

Would the tide take you out?

Bob Harris wrote: »

When I look in the mirror.

Would the tide take you out?

It would and without difficulty

Do you listen to the radio much?

Yes,

In radio your option talk show radio or music station?

talk show radio.

what is the greatest present you asked for that Santa did NOT give you?

My sanity

Do you think Santa expliots his elves?

You've forgotten about the security cameras. Apparently the red clad Codger runs a konami type facility. Wall of shame of unproductive eleves. Complete snitch culture.

What's the fastest rush job on anything you've done or seen?

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You've forgotten about the security cameras. Apparently the red clad Codger runs a konami type facility. Wall of shame of unproductive eleves. Complete snitch culture.

What's the fastest rush job on anything you've done or seen?

The creation, 7 days and God rested on Sunday to create the whole universe?
Bit of a rushed job I'd say.

Ever been any good with a yo-yo?

no, haven't been able to use a yoyo to remove a small coin off some TV presenters year when the Late Late Show was actually one of the best Irish TV shows.

ever used a pogo stick?

Yes. When I was a child

Did you ever cycle a bike without tyres

Yes with solid rubber wheels when I was a child.

Did you ever receive a present, but it wasn't up to what you wanted?

eg clockwork toy instead of electric toy

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Yes with solid rubber wheels when I was a child.

Did you ever receive a present, but it wasn't up to what you wanted?

eg clockwork toy instead of electric toy

A non battery operated dildo.

If a cup is a cuppa why isnt a mug a mugga?