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Is anyone else getting sick /bewildered at the big butt trend ?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,473 ✭✭✭Mimon


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Yup, that post was all about concern for their health.

    Cop on will you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Mimon wrote: »
    Nice jumping to conclusions with a nice dose of virtual signaling. Don't give a ****e about their appearance. It is more about the health implications of being obese/unhealthy at that age. Cellulite at that age would be indicative of a very fatty diet.

    And not nice for you to look at. They should change their diets or not wear shorts, huh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    I do like a lady with a bit of an aul duck arse, but those big kardashian / nigerian hoops are just stomach churning.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    I do like a lady with a bit of an aul duck arse, but those big kardashian / nigerian hoops are just stomach churning.

    Each to their own,Spongebob, each to their own.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Each to their own,Spongebob, each to their own.


    I'm more of a boob man to tell you the truth, and very egalitarian with with it. Big, small, roundy, pointy, black, white, fúcking sqaure with polka dots - Seldom seen one i didn't like:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,824 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    That TV show "Bottom" was class.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    I'm more of a boob man to tell you the truth, and very egalitarian with with it. Big, small, roundy, pointy, black, white, fúcking sqaure with polka dots - Seldom seen one i didn't like:D

    Ah, the boobs are great, so they are. I'm always fascinated by how most straight men are one or the other, whatever their preference in size and shape of preferred body part.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,688 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Surprised that nobody has yet spoken up for the jeans-clad @rse.

    I know many connoisseurs who warmly approve of a good bum in denim.

    When I was a kid, the butt of a fag meant the end of a cigarette. (Snigger snigger snort, ho ho)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,065 ✭✭✭funnydoggy


    Kivaro wrote: »
    There really should be a public health awareness programme on the dangers of high-carb diets. Even a moderation in carb intake can result in a healthier and lower-weight society, which will in turn result in enormous savings in the healthcare spend in Ireland year after year.


    Blaming carbs for obesity?

    Are we back in 2009????


    Pseudo-scientific nonsense.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Ah, the boobs are great, so they are. .


    A masterpiece of understatement!


    A woman in work here has huge boobs, i walked into the office the other day and she was talking to another bloke there, i just said hello and went about my business. They finished their conversation and she left, the other guy comes over to me and says quite earnestly, as if he had just had some deep, cosmic insight, eureka moment - "You know, if a giant pair of melons can't cheer you up, there's just no fúcking hope for you".....and he's probably right:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 548 ✭✭✭JasonStatham


    You know there's a load of women on the likes of Tik Tok and Pinterest just pushing out their arse or their breasts and seriously all you can think about it is, "you're such a fake-ass poser". Really puts me off women. I can't stand posers.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,016 ✭✭✭Ultrflat


    some women have big butts, they're happy.

    Who cares each to our own. Honestly if society concentrated more on them selves and less about every one else's Flaws/Perfection the world would be a happier place.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    A masterpiece of understatement!


    A woman in work here has huge boobs, i walked into the office the other day and she was talking to another bloke there, i just said hello and went about my business. They finished their conversation and she left, the other guy comes over to me and says quite earnestly, as if he had just had some deep cosmic insight eureka moment - "You know, if a giant pair of melons can't cheer you up, there's just no fúcking hope for you".....and he's probably right:D

    They can be scourge to carry around all day. You also have to live with the knowledge that people will discuss your anatomy in the way you just described, which isn't as flattering as you may think and frequently, complete strangers and others that are not strangers but not on the level to be making comments about your breasts will make a comment about them (negative or positive) to your face. It's not just straight men either. I usually have a ready riposte. Like the time the woman doing a bra fitting exclaimed that if hers were that big she'd have them reduced because it was abnormal looking (!) and I should consider having it done and I responded with how much I loved them but fair play to her for not having rhinoplasty because I wouldn't leave the house with a nose like hers. It used to upset me, not anymore. At worst, it occasionally annoys me, but that's about it. I like em, and that's the main thing. Himself likes em which is also a bonus. What anyone else thinks is neither here nor there, really.


  • Posts: 13,688 ✭✭✭✭ Melvin Helpless Tugboat


    You can spot a fake arse from the moon as it doesn't correspond to their legs.

    A proper arse will have a nice, steady, build from the legs.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I've not been into it from day one..

    I blame the Kardashians..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    I've not been into it from day one..

    I blame the Kardashians..

    I wonder who was responsible for the bustle trend in the 19th century?


  • Posts: 13,688 ✭✭✭✭ Melvin Helpless Tugboat


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    I wonder who was responsible for the bustle trend in the 19th century?

    The Pankhursts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    They can be scourge to carry around all day. You also have to live with the knowledge that people will discuss your anatomy in the way you just described, .


    People will discuss your appearance regardless, if it wasn't boobs it would be something else - it's just life, no point stressing over it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Gruffalux


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    They can be scourge to carry around all day. You also have to live with the knowledge that people will discuss your anatomy in the way you just described, which isn't as flattering as you may think and frequently, complete strangers and others that are not strangers but not on the level to be making comments about your breasts will make a comment about them (negative or positive) to your face. It's not just straight men either. I usually have a ready riposte. Like the time the woman doing a bra fitting exclaimed that if hers were that big she'd have them reduced because it was abnormal looking (!) and I should consider having it done and I responded with how much I loved them but fair play to her for not having rhinoplasty because I wouldn't leave the house with a nose like hers. It used to upset me, not anymore. At worst, it occasionally annoys me, but that's about it. I like em, and that's the main thing. Himself likes em which is also a bonus. What anyone else thinks is neither here nor there, really.

    Hahha, I had written something like that but deleted. Mine are not that big at DD, but big enough compared to the rest of me and it is actually so weird when mid intense work conversation while you are looking for notes and files etc you find your colleague checking them out, then they see you have seen them do so, they look a bit watery eyed and embarrassed, but nonetheless without skipping a beat the show must go on as if you have not just clocked them absent-mindedly looking at your tits. It is not comfortable at all. Dressing is difficult too, high neck and it looks like you have an upholstered shelf on the front, low neck and it looks like you are on the game.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,016 ✭✭✭Ultrflat


    has anyone ever been or seen what its like in a Jamaica Dance hall?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,994 ✭✭✭c.p.w.g.w


    funnydoggy wrote: »
    Blaming carbs for obesity?

    Are we back in 2009????


    Pseudo-scientific nonsense.

    I would have agreed with you in the past...

    But everyone in my family have developed weight problems when they go over 30, and it got me wondering so I did I small bit of digging and reading...the more we consume carbs, our bodies get worse at dealing with them, and it carries onto the next generation too...

    Basically the typically western diet is so high in refined carbs aswell as unrefined carbs...

    So I started to eat a reduced carb diet(keto) and have lost 50 lbs in 17 weeks...and I wasn't that heavy compared to many of my work colleague...224lbs at 6ft I was 17 weeks ago

    Things I have noticed as a result
    -no more ravenous hunger
    -can go 16 hours without food
    -have more energy
    -sleep is better, but not great(but that's due to working shift)

    I'm due back for a health check up and at my last i had some results that were concerning...

    Your going to say, well you had a bad diet...

    My diet was pretty good if the current guidelines are to be believed, are my 5 a day, kept my saturated fats moderate, and carbs within the recommended range and have a the occasional sweet treat, weight would only move with mountain of exercise...

    As an aside, my father is the only person in my family who has maintained a healthy weight for the last 18 years, he has done so my eating unreal amounts cheese, fatty fish, vegetables and very little stratches and using real butter...his certainly not keto, but he definitely is low carbs 5 days a week with high fat...

    I have been told my some family members that I'm too unhealthy after losing the weight...yet they are all probably scoring poorly on the vast majority of health markers...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Gruffalux wrote: »
    Hahha, I had written something like that but deleted. Mine are not that big at DD, but big enough compared to the rest of me and it is actually so weird when mid intense work conversation while you are looking for notes and files etc you find your colleague checking them out, then they see you have seen them do so, they look a bit watery eyed and embarrassed, but nonetheless without skipping a beat the show must go on as if you have not just clocked them absent-mindedly looking at your tits. It is not comfortable at all. Dressing is difficult too, high neck and it looks like you have an upholstered shelf on the front, low neck and it looks like you are on the game.

    The search for the correct depth of v-neck. Not easy with the current trends.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    People will discuss your appearance regardless, if it wasn't boobs it would be something else - it's just life, no point stressing over it!

    How many complete strangers have commented to your face about the size of you package? Because that is what it is akin to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    The Pankhursts.

    They used to chuck theirs at MPs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,253 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    bb1234567 wrote: »
    I'm only 24 and it feels like just a few short years ago that being told your bum was big was an insult
    Now it's insulting to say somebody has a small or overly flat arse

    15 years ago a Brazilian woman I worked with took time off to get a butt implant, its been around forever in many cultures.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭.anon.


    I'm indifferent about whether an arse is big or not, but the current trend I thoroughly hate most is the massive big pouty lip thing that seems to have afflicted every second woman on Tinder. Genuinely hideous.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    .anon. wrote: »
    I'm indifferent about whether an arse is big or not, but the current trend I thoroughly hate most is the massive big pouty lip thing that seems to have afflicted every second woman on Tinder. Genuinely hideous.

    They look like they've just come out of the dentist's.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭PopZiggy


    If it's a genuine PAWG who is hourglass shaped it can be class. If it's a frumpy freda who is just fat then not so much


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    To me, a neat and peachy Pippa Middleton arse will always be the ideal. If I could tomorrow have the perfect arse, it’d be a Pippa. Or a Kylie Minogue. I’m 37 and in my yoof, small arses were in and my mindset is not going to change. We’re molded by the fashions of our time. I can’t fathom ever wanting a fat arse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭PopZiggy


    To me, a neat and peachy Pippa Middleton arse will always be the ideal. If I could tomorrow have the perfect arse, it’d be a Pippa. Or a Kylie Minogue. I’m 37 and in my yoof, small arses were in and my mindset is not going to change. We’re molded by the fashions of our time. I can’t fathom ever wanting a fat arse.
    Have you tried a pawg in your history of sexual encounters? The comfort of it warming your testicles as you pound cannot be underestimated.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    PopZiggy wrote: »
    Have you tried a pawg in your history of sexual encounters? The comfort of it warming your testicles as you pound cannot be underestimated.

    What is a pawg?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭OscarMIlde


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    They look like they've just come out of the dentist's.

    I actually HAD come out of the dentists one time and went to get some lunch. Some older women there kept looking over at me and tutting disapprovingly. I kept getting paranoid about what on earth I was doing wrong, figured it was because of my messy eating. One of them said something about it being a disgrace looking straight at me as they walked out. It finally dawned on me that they thought I had got my lips done rather than the truth which was that I was still numb from the anaesthetic.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭PopZiggy


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    What is a pawg?

    Google it in incognito mode


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,700 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    What is a pawg?

    Phat Ass White Girl

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Feisar wrote: »
    Phat Ass White Girl

    If you ever address anyone as that the only thing keeping your testicles warm will be the swelling from the blunt force trauma inflicted by their foot. I doubt very much that he'd ever get the chance to test that out, though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    OscarMIlde wrote: »
    I actually HAD come out of the dentists one time and went to get some lunch. Some older women there kept looking over at me and tutting disapprovingly. I kept getting paranoid about what on earth I was doing wrong, figured it was because of my messy eating. One of them said something about it being a disgrace looking straight at me as they walked out. It finally dawned on me that they thought I had got my lips done rather than the truth which was that I was still numb from the anaesthetic.

    Not a very good show on their part, was it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,688 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Oh, the swollen lips are frightening.

    They look like they've just been in a boxing match!

    I suspect this is one of those fashions that the owners of will look back on their photos (when they are older) and say, Ye gods, what were we thinking?

    Like I look back on the hairstyles of my youth. !!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,191 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    All you brothas need to stop as the old adage goes

    IlikebigbuttsandIcannotlieyouotherbrothascantdenywhenagirlwalksin etc etc


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭PopZiggy


    Day Lewin wrote: »
    Oh, the swollen lips are frightening.

    They look like they've just been in a boxing match!

    I suspect this is one of those fashions that the owners of will look back on their photos (when they are older) and say, Ye gods, what were we thinking?

    Like I look back on the hairstyles of my youth. !!!!!

    That bee stung lip look is horrendous


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    To me, a neat and peachy Pippa Middleton arse will always be the ideal. If I could tomorrow have the perfect arse, it’d be a Pippa. Or a Kylie Minogue. I’m 37 and in my yoof, small arses were in and my mindset is not going to change. We’re molded by the fashions of our time. I can’t fathom ever wanting a fat arse.

    Yeah, exactly.. This is the ideal as far as I'm concerned..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,700 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    If you ever address anyone as that the only thing keeping your testicles warm will be the swelling from the blunt force trauma inflicted by their foot. I doubt very much that he'd ever get the chance to test that out, though.

    Well that escalated quickly

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 923 ✭✭✭Everlong1


    Kivaro wrote: »
    There really should be a public health awareness programme on the dangers of high-carb diets. Even a moderation in carb intake can result in a healthier and lower-weight society, which will in turn result in enormous savings in the healthcare spend in Ireland year after year.

    https://www.gov.ie/en/campaigns/healthy-ireland/


  • Registered Users Posts: 467 ✭✭nj27


    The leggings are getting to be a bit ridiculous at this point. You go to any park or whatever and you're suddenly wondering when you walked into some kind of pr0n video. Every broad under 50 is vacuum packed into leggings to the extent that they might as well be starkers below the waist. And that's in winter too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,669 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Maybe its fake but I think KK has a fine arse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,700 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Maybe its fake but I think KK has a fine arse.

    The arse that broke the internet. A modern twist on “the face that launched a thousand ships”.

    First they came for the socialists...



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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Maybe its fake but I think KK has a fine arse.

    Weirdo..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,520 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    I love big arses but only if they're natural. I have no time for any type of silicone enhancements, they rarely ever look natural. I don't have time either for arses enlarged due to obesity either as they regularly look misshapen and doughy "like 50lbs of chewed bubble gum" Someone with a good figure and a nice big butt, that's sexy.


  • Posts: 14,344 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Maybe its fake but I think KK has a fine arse.




    How my heart flittered for a moment. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    PopZiggy wrote: »
    Have you tried a pawg in your history of sexual encounters? The comfort of it warming your testicles as you pound cannot be underestimated.

    Well, I wouldn’t know about testicles, not being in possession of a pair! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    OscarMIlde wrote: »
    I actually HAD come out of the dentists one time and went to get some lunch. Some older women there kept looking over at me and tutting disapprovingly. I kept getting paranoid about what on earth I was doing wrong, figured it was because of my messy eating. One of them said something about it being a disgrace looking straight at me as they walked out. It finally dawned on me that they thought I had got my lips done rather than the truth which was that I was still numb from the anaesthetic.

    Judgemental wagons! :D I hate lip fillers but it’s precisely none of my business if someone wants to get the procedure done.


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