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Christmas DEADLINE spells death knell of Covid: Yuletide Liveline

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    #2582
    Dan Jaman
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    dvcireland wrote: »
    how could you stop Shakin Stevens?


    Through the Green Door 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    purifol0
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    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    Dr. Google educated me


    Doctors use Google every time I've gone in to one.


    Google gave me a better education than my third level college ever did.


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    Flukey
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    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    Duffy impressed with her big wurds

    ...even though he can't understand most of them.


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    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Theres nurses in the red light district with the same qualifications as her I.e brass in a costume


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    Odyssey 2005
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    Flukey wrote: »
    ...even though he can't understand most of them.

    Any of them


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    Odyssey 2005
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    Thank fuk. Death..


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    BPKS
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    Ah Jesus this fella was on The Hard Shoulder yesterday evening.

    By god it was a boring story. I hope he makes it more exciting today.

    Wait for the birthday cards bit and the mobile phone with the Xmas bonus. Cliff hanging stuff


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    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,056 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Nothing like an auld moordor case to finish off the programme. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    dvcireland
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    is it a roundy burthday Bernie?

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Arthritis and death. Pulling the skeleton out of himself with this


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    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,056 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Bread, firelighters, milk and sausages.
    So, Inspector, what do we make of this? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    dvcireland
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    Joe: did she order a batter burga?

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users Posts: 3,466 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    Were the sausages Dennys by chance.


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    dvcireland
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    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Bread, firelighters, milk and sausages.
    So, Inspector, what do we make of this?

    a nice coddle

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #2596
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users Posts: 3,466 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    Getting a root............so to speak


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    #2597
    dvcireland
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    double death

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #2598
    PsychoPete
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    Maybe she just wanted to leave and not be contacted again


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    Flukey
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    More death. Two siblings. Joe will be lovin' this.


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    gmisk
    Registered Users Posts: 32,306 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Which works fine in a profitable company where there are 50 employees to one HR manager, but how do you enforce that with 20,000 nurses?
    I was in a CS department at that stage.
    But I take your point


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    #2601
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users Posts: 3,466 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    AHHHH..............GAWDDDDDDDDD


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    jojofizzio
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    jetfiremuck wrote: »
    

    Getting a root............so to speak
    

    

    
I beg your pardon??:eek::D 
    

    

    

     



    


     
     
    

    

    

    

    

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    BPKS wrote: »
    

    Ah Jesus this fella was on The Hard Shoulder yesterday evening.

    
By god it was a boring story. I hope he makes it more exciting today.

    
Wait for the birthday cards bit and the mobile phone with the Xmas bonus. Cliff hanging stuff
    

    
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    dvcireland wrote: »
    

    Joe: did she order a batter burga?
    

    

    
I'd love one of these for de dinner this evening, they are probably banned now. 
    

    

    

     



    


     
     
    

    

    

    

    

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Even more death. This is the jackpot for Joe, even better than that lottery draw in South Africa last night. 
    

    

    

     



    


     
     
    

    

    

    

    

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    There are several porters in the private hospital I'm in at the minute, wouldn't particularly say it's well run though.
    

    

    
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3 deaths and a missing sibling. This unfortunate man will be added to the list of people for the receptionist to call whenever the topic of missing people comes up. 
    

    

    

     



    


     
     
    

    

    

    

    

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"She'd kill me now..."

    
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"she didn't get the chance to get to 30".

    
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    

    How are the two young ones?
    

    

    
Which wans in particular? 
    

    

    

     



    


     
     
    

    

    

    

    

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