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Password Overload

  • 04-11-2020 03:04PM
    #1
    gigantic09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 819 ✭✭✭


    Please enter your password,
    Please verify your account,
    Please state your unique 53 digit pin,
    Please enter your username,
    The password you entered is an old one,
    Do not use the same passwords for different accounts,
    In the interest of security please state your dogs maiden name,
    Your password must include upcase, lowercase, suitcase, bla bla bla.
    You entered your details incorrectly 3 times, prepare to be euthanized.


    I need a drink.


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Comments

  • #2
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,677 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    my password is hunter2


  • #3
    weldoninhio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,311 ✭✭✭✭weldoninhio


    gigantic09 wrote: »
    Please enter your password,
    Please verify your account,
    Please state your unique 53 digit pin,
    Please enter your username,
    The password you entered is an old one,
    Do not use the same passwords for different accounts,
    In the interest of security please state your dogs maiden name,
    Your password must include upcase, lowercase, suitcase, bla bla bla.
    You entered your details incorrectly 3 times, prepare to be euthanized.


    I need a drink.

    The worst is when you enter your password, it won't accept it.
    You try again, computer says no.
    Once more, no your blocked.
    Change password.
    Please enter a new password.
    Enter same password you've put in the previous three times that it would not accept.
    You cannot use the same password you just had.
    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


  • #4
    dennyire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭dennyire


    Computer: Please create a password
    Me :chicken
    Computer: Your password must contain a capital
    Me : chickenkiev


  • #5
    GarIT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,641 ✭✭✭GarIT


    PEBKAC

    I think you are experiencing the ID-10-T error.


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    frozenfrozen wrote: »
    my password is hunter2

    I wonder did anyone try that on his pornhub account?..


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  • #7
    joeguevara
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    I tried to put my password as goulash but told it wasn't stroganoff.


  • #8
    Giblet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,038 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    frozenfrozen wrote: »
    my password is hunter2

    Your password is ******* ?



    Seriously folks, use a password manager. I do not know any of my passwords. Also, use something like Authy to manage Two Factor Auth.


  • #9
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    My password starts with a P.
    It's 'sh!t'
    :)


  • #10
    Pauliedragon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,259 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    gigantic09 wrote: »
    Please enter your password,
    Please verify your account,
    Please state your unique 53 digit pin,
    Please enter your username,
    The password you entered is an old one,
    Do not use the same passwords for different accounts,
    In the interest of security please state your dogs maiden name,
    Your password must include upcase, lowercase, suitcase, bla bla bla.
    You entered your details incorrectly 3 times, prepare to be euthanized.


    I need a drink.

    I hear ya OP. All you want is a bit of porn. The pants are getting tight and next thing you've to go the whole nonsense of passwords. The biggest cock block ever invented. By the time you get through it's flacid galore and you have start all over again.
    Unless it's anything to do with my finances just let me use the same password for everything for christs sake.


  • #11
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,139 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    gigantic09 wrote: »
    I need a drink.

    I'll need to see some ID.


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  • #12
    .anon.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭.anon.


    My password on every site is Password1.


  • #13
    .anon.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭.anon.


    .anon. wrote: »
    My password on every site is Password1.

    LOL he's not lying. Dude your an idiot.


  • #14
    .anon.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭.anon.


    I like having sex with farmyard animals.


  • #15
    .anon.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭.anon.


    Ok, you've had your fun. Now please stop.


  • #16
    .anon.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭.anon.


    .anon. wrote: »
    Ok, you've had your fun. Now please stop.

    Bet that's what the animals say.


  • #17
    .anon.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭.anon.


    Right, I've changed my password.


  • #18
    Gooey Looey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Gooey Looey


    Get a password manager then all you need is a single secure password and you can automatically set randomly generated passwords for all your sites and apps. I use lastpass myself


  • #19
    SnowyMay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭SnowyMay


    Keepass my friend. Keepass.

    Just don’t forget your passcode to that.


  • #20
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    At work we have about eleventy billion passwords and door/ alarm codes to remember, total pain in the hole.


  • #21
    weldoninhio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,311 ✭✭✭✭weldoninhio


    Pauliedragon wrote: »
    I hear ya OP. All you want is a bit of porn. The pants are getting tight and next thing you've to go the whole nonsense of passwords. The biggest cock block ever invented. By the time you get through it's flacid galore and you have start all over again.
    Unless it's anything to do with my finances just let me use the same password for everything for christs sake.

    A password for porn? Why?


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  • #22
    Cienciano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,208 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    weldoninhio wrote: »
    A password for porn? Why?

    Do you really need to be told? To save your favorite videos. Less ads too. And get recommendations. So my friend told me anyway


  • #23
    dennyire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭dennyire


    I have decided to create my password as " incorrect".
    If I misspell it my computer will remind me that ....your password is incorrect


  • #24
    tmabr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 208 ✭✭tmabr


    My password is incorrect so when I forget it it tells me.

    Password is “incorrect “


  • #25
    dennyire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭dennyire


    tmabr wrote: »
    My password is incorrect so when I forget it it tells me.

    Password is “incorrect “

    Thats almost word for word my post


  • #26
    joeguevara
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    dennyire wrote: »
    Thats almost word for word my post

    which is also word for word to this 2015 reddit post https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3ilyt5/i_changed_my_password_to_incorrect/


  • #27
    Eduard Khil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 796 ✭✭✭Eduard Khil


    Password69


  • #28
    dennyire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭dennyire


    joeguevara wrote: »
    which is also word for word to this 2015 reddit post https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3ilyt5/i_changed_my_password_to_incorrect/

    They have to come from somewhere Joe


  • #29
    Hyperbollix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,171 ✭✭✭Hyperbollix


    My password for everything is my favourite footballer plus his shirt number. The fact that's he's nearly 20 years retired and largely irrelevant must means it's ultra secure like.


  • #30
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,641 ✭✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    hunter2


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  • #31
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,641 ✭✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    Password must contain 8 characters, including one special character and a number...

    Snow White and the seven dwarfs


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