Password Overload

gigantic09

Please enter your password,
Please verify your account,
Please state your unique 53 digit pin,
Please enter your username,
The password you entered is an old one,
Do not use the same passwords for different accounts,
In the interest of security please state your dogs maiden name,
Your password must include upcase, lowercase, suitcase, bla bla bla.
You entered your details incorrectly 3 times, prepare to be euthanized.


I need a drink.

frozenfrozen

my password is hunter2

weldoninhio

gigantic09 wrote: »

Please enter your password,
Please verify your account,
Please state your unique 53 digit pin,
Please enter your username,
The password you entered is an old one,
Do not use the same passwords for different accounts,
In the interest of security please state your dogs maiden name,
Your password must include upcase, lowercase, suitcase, bla bla bla.
You entered your details incorrectly 3 times, prepare to be euthanized.


I need a drink.

The worst is when you enter your password, it won't accept it.
You try again, computer says no.
Once more, no your blocked.
Change password.
Please enter a new password.
Enter same password you've put in the previous three times that it would not accept.
You cannot use the same password you just had.
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

dennyire

Computer: Please create a password
Me :chicken
Computer: Your password must contain a capital
Me : chickenkiev

GarIT

PEBKAC

I think you are experiencing the ID-10-T error.

frozenfrozen

frozenfrozen wrote: »

my password is hunter2

I wonder did anyone try that on his pornhub account?..

joeguevara

I tried to put my password as goulash but told it wasn't stroganoff.

Giblet

frozenfrozen wrote: »

my password is hunter2

Your password is ******* ?



Seriously folks, use a password manager. I do not know any of my passwords. Also, use something like Authy to manage Two Factor Auth.

Sky King

My password starts with a P.

It's 'sh!t'

Pauliedragon

gigantic09 wrote: »

Please enter your password,
Please verify your account,
Please state your unique 53 digit pin,
Please enter your username,
The password you entered is an old one,
Do not use the same passwords for different accounts,
In the interest of security please state your dogs maiden name,
Your password must include upcase, lowercase, suitcase, bla bla bla.
You entered your details incorrectly 3 times, prepare to be euthanized.


I need a drink.

I hear ya OP. All you want is a bit of porn. The pants are getting tight and next thing you've to go the whole nonsense of passwords. The biggest cock block ever invented. By the time you get through it's flacid galore and you have start all over again.
Unless it's anything to do with my finances just let me use the same password for everything for christs sake.

Gregor Samsa

gigantic09 wrote: »

I need a drink.

I'll need to see some ID.

.anon.

My password on every site is Password1.

.anon.

.anon. wrote: »

My password on every site is Password1.

LOL he's not lying. Dude your an idiot.

.anon.

I like having sex with farmyard animals.

.anon.

Ok, you've had your fun. Now please stop.

.anon.

.anon. wrote: »

Ok, you've had your fun. Now please stop.

Bet that's what the animals say.

.anon.

Right, I've changed my password.

Gooey Looey

Get a password manager then all you need is a single secure password and you can automatically set randomly generated passwords for all your sites and apps. I use lastpass myself

SnowyMay

Keepass my friend. Keepass.

Just don’t forget your passcode to that.

Church on Tuesday

At work we have about eleventy billion passwords and door/ alarm codes to remember, total pain in the hole.

weldoninhio

Pauliedragon wrote: »

I hear ya OP. All you want is a bit of porn. The pants are getting tight and next thing you've to go the whole nonsense of passwords. The biggest cock block ever invented. By the time you get through it's flacid galore and you have start all over again.
Unless it's anything to do with my finances just let me use the same password for everything for christs sake.

A password for porn? Why?

Cienciano

weldoninhio wrote: »

A password for porn? Why?

Do you really need to be told? To save your favorite videos. Less ads too. And get recommendations. So my friend told me anyway

dennyire

I have decided to create my password as " incorrect".
If I misspell it my computer will remind me that ....your password is incorrect

tmabr

My password is incorrect so when I forget it it tells me.

Password is “incorrect “

dennyire

tmabr wrote: »

My password is incorrect so when I forget it it tells me.

Password is “incorrect “

Thats almost word for word my post

joeguevara

dennyire wrote: »

Thats almost word for word my post

which is also word for word to this 2015 reddit post https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3ilyt5/i_changed_my_password_to_incorrect/

Eduard Khil

Password69

dennyire

joeguevara wrote: »

which is also word for word to this 2015 reddit post https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3ilyt5/i_changed_my_password_to_incorrect/

They have to come from somewhere Joe

Hyperbollix

My password for everything is my favourite footballer plus his shirt number. The fact that's he's nearly 20 years retired and largely irrelevant must means it's ultra secure like.

Quantum Erasure

hunter2

Quantum Erasure

Password must contain 8 characters, including one special character and a number...

Snow White and the seven dwarfs

Gooey Looey

Hyperbollix wrote: »

My password for everything is my favourite footballer plus his shirt number. The fact that's he's nearly 20 years retired and largely irrelevant must means it's ultra secure like.

Nope, every site needs to have a unique password, if they get access to one they'll have access to them all. All they have to do is get you to register on a site you think is legit

ChikiChiki

I've had to reset 3 in the past hour. Not best practice but they are all being reset to the exact same.

biko

In 2005 I just googled "strong password" and then used whatever came up first for everything; boards, my Bank of Ireland account, facebook, ...

Greyfox

Gooey Looey wrote: »

Nope, every site needs to have a unique password, if they get access to one they'll have access to them all. All they have to do is get you to register on a site you think is legit

I'll just have to take the chance as i'm too lazy to do that passwords website thing. having 3 or 4 passwords even is a pain in the hole, just non stop resetting passwords as I can never remember where I wrote down my latest password so I have to guess 6 or 7 passwords, then reset password anyway and all just to go on a website for 2 minutes

Gooey Looey

Greyfox wrote: »

I'll just have to take the chance as i'm too lazy to do that passwords website thing. having 3 or 4 passwords even is a pain in the hole, just non stop resetting passwords as I can never remember where I wrote down my latest password so I have to guess 6 or 7 passwords, then reset password anyway and all just to go on a website for 2 minutes

I have one password, all others are random. It's not just a website, it's browser plugins and apps, my passwords auto fill on Linux, Windows and Android and even in apps, it couldn't be simpler. Are you really that lazy that you'll avoid spending a few mins educating yourself?

JasonStatham

Quantum Erasure wrote: »

Password must contain 8 characters, including one special character and a number...

Snow White and the seven dwarfs

Very creative!

Greyfox

Gooey Looey wrote: »

I have one password, all others are random. It's not just a website, it's browser plugins and apps, my passwords auto fill on Linux, Windows and Android and even in apps, it couldn't be simpler. Are you really that lazy that you'll avoid spending a few mins educating yourself?

Hmm.. I really should look into it

di11on

I find a useful thing to do is to have a system for generating site-specific passwords based on a strong enough basic password and then a not-too-obvious system for making it unique to the site you are on. As an example. "hunter2" + the last two characters of a the website's url.

Qiaonasen

Password manager for the win.

Hotblack Desiato

> Enter your new password:

> PENIS

> Sorry, your password is too short.