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jean contente · 05-11-2020 03:08PM

Swap out the Massey Funeral home muzak with some Ice-T for yizzer Watsapp line thingamajig.

'Body Count's in the house.'

sligojoek · 05-11-2020 03:09PM

Insofarasyoucan

PieOhMy · 05-11-2020 03:10PM

"Essential companion"
It's actually mind boggling to try and get your ahead around the contradictions about covid this show brings up

TheHomeService · 05-11-2020 03:10PM

Don't play the song, Duffy.

sligojoek · 05-11-2020 03:11PM

Did you sing songs from back in the day or whatever?

Orwellmerchant · 05-11-2020 03:11PM

Sing an aul song now lovey

DellyBelly · 05-11-2020 03:11PM

Please sing for us....Please the country needs it

05-11-2020 03:11PM

Roger_007 wrote: »

Window visiting used to be a big thing in Amsterdam!

So me faaaader used to describe in bemused fashion after business trips there, as well as the stench of stale semen in de pole dancing parlours. He was dragged in to these by de engineers with whom he was negotiating equipment sales. He warned me about these places when I was a teen venturing over there.

Busi_Girl08 · 05-11-2020 03:11PM

Have to say it is refreshing for a caller to ring in attempting some kind of solution instead of ringing up to moan or to have their grief groomed by Joe.

Roger_007 · 05-11-2020 03:11PM

It must a bit bizarre for anyone within earshot to hear someone singing, (shouting), at a window?

thecretinhop · 05-11-2020 03:12PM

de little mink is acting de bugger now with virus.
Joe suddenly get the bingo horn virus death animals skinned etc

TheHomeService · 05-11-2020 03:12PM

Right, that's me gone for the day.

Enjoy.

ShamNNspace · 05-11-2020 03:13PM

I think I'll leave it for today, this constant reminder of my own mortality is not healthy. What I need is something uplifting on this dreary November day. I'll head up the fields and enjoy the wildlife while I work

neris · 05-11-2020 03:13PM

bottlebrush wrote: »

It's a very clever virus. It knows who you're related to.

and that you didnt have a meal with a pint

05-11-2020 03:14PM

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Have to say it is refreshing for a caller to ring in attempting some kind of solution instead of ringing up to moan or to have their grief groomed by Joe.

People with solutions aren't usually of interest to de show and are normally filtered out. You get on air by mentioning death.

05-11-2020 03:15PM

ShamNNspace wrote: »

I think I'll leave it for today, this constant reminder of my own mortality is not healthy. What I need is something uplifting on this dreary November day. I'll head up the fields and enjoy the wildlife while I work

Lot of dead burds getting ingested into Aer Lingus planes in recent times, just to cheer you up.

sligojoek · 05-11-2020 03:15PM

Back to the effin election.

neris · 05-11-2020 03:16PM

Deleted User wrote: »

People with solutions aren't usually of interest to de show and are normally filtered out. You get on air by mentioning death.

the bad line filter

sligojoek · 05-11-2020 03:17PM

If anybody else was called a liar Joe would be all over them like a rash.

Nazis mentioned.. Usually another red rag for Joe.

PieOhMy · 05-11-2020 03:18PM

The way the Hyundai lady says "on to better" is so forced and painful almost.

dvcireland · 05-11-2020 03:18PM

don't do the accent caller

sligojoek · 05-11-2020 03:18PM

Were you born in Donegal, so to speak?

05-11-2020 03:19PM

"Dennis is an American citizen. Dennis were you born in Donegal?"

cozar · 05-11-2020 03:19PM

Were you born in Donegal so to speak. ??

readyletsgo · 05-11-2020 03:19PM

I completely understand where this lady is coming from for her poor husband. My Father is in a nursing home now 5 years with 'dementia louie body' its an awful horrible situation. He and 4 others got covid in Sept from one of the carers, 5 other carers got it too, disaster.

It breaks my heart that I cant visit now again, I did get to visit for a few weeks in Sept as the sole family representative and since March he has declined so much at this point, its like he is severely disabled now, body is fine, mind is completely gone.

But... I understand why I am not allowed to visit. I could be A-symptomatic, end of. Along with the other 30 people who have a family member in the same home. We just dont know, so its best for my dad, and the other residence, for me, as one person not to visit. To keep the people who are 'just old' away from the covid.

My dad is also on the second floor of the nursing home, in the dementia ward/section so there is no window visits for my family.
Its heart breaking, believe me. But, its a pandemic. Its just the way it is now, and for the foreseeable future, sadly.

PieOhMy · 05-11-2020 03:19PM

More political refugees. Seeking to escape American politics and achieves this by calling a radio show to talk about American politics. Good man.

ButtersSuki · 05-11-2020 03:22PM

Any chance wan a me pomes would get an airing?

75 Minutes
75 minutes, 4 days a week,
I yearn for misery, I prey on the week,
75 minutes, searching for tears,
75 minutes, for too many years.

For 75 minutes, I spoke to a nurse from ICU,
I listened intently, then went for a poo,
I sat there listening to her huff and puff,
I almost let out “give up yer auld guff”.

For 75 minutes, her beauriful cries were so faint,
Like tears on a statue, from a cheap auld tin a red paint.
I often tink ta meself “yer some f’ing chancer”,
Then I tink of de fees, and de thought of some cancer.

For 75 minutes, I listened to her tears,
I make more in a month than she does in a year.
I don’t feel guilty, I’m one of Noel Kelly’s
Watch out for me buke, or me face on de telly.

Fittingly so to speak, I wroted dat on de toilet. Had I more time I would have wroted more.

BPKS · 05-11-2020 03:22PM

FFS - I went for a nice walk in lovely weather at lunch time and was in great form.

Came back, boiled kettle, turned on radio - a poem.

Drank cup of tea, logged back onto work, turned out radio - more of this American sh1te.

I'm out - again

Atlantic Dawn · 05-11-2020 03:22PM

Clean burning coal is the future so to speak.

Dan Jaman · 05-11-2020 03:24PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Any chance wan a me pomes would get an airing?

75 Minutes
75 minutes, 4 days a week,
I yearn for misery, I prey on the week,
75 minutes, searching for tears,
75 minutes, for too many years.

For 75 minutes, I spoke to a nurse from ICU,
I listened intently, then went for a poo,
I sat there listening to her huff and puff,
I almost let out “give up yer auld guff”.

For 75 minutes, her beauriful cries were so faint,
Like tears on a statue, from a cheap auld tin a red paint.
I often tink ta meself “yer some f’ing chancer”,
Then I tink of de fees, and de thought of some cancer.

For 75 minutes, I listened to her tears,
I make more in a month than she does in a year.
I don’t feel guilty, I’m one of Noel Kelly’s
Watch out for me buke, or me face on de telly.

Fittingly so to speak, I wroted dat on de toilet. Had I more time I would have wroted more.

Tanks fur yer serivice an' dat.

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