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Beakerjoe vs The Walrus - THE REVEAL!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,818 ✭✭✭✭ShaneU


    Kinda regret not choosing this :pac:...In the unlikely event someone else did I'm sorry :D NSFW btw



  • Registered Users Posts: 20,753 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    ShaneU wrote: »
    Kinda regret not choosing this :pac:...In the unlikely event someone else did I'm sorry :D NSFW btw


    It wouldn't have placed last.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    ShaneU wrote: »
    Kinda regret not choosing this :pac:...In the unlikely event someone else did I'm sorry :D NSFW btw

    :eek: This reminds me of Freddie Got Fingered.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,753 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    :eek: This reminds me of Freddie Got Fingered.

    Tom Greens underated classic.

    A 14 year old beakerjoe watched it with my 50 year old mother, unaware of Greens antics.

    A very awkward movie night.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,818 ✭✭✭✭ShaneU


    Daddy would you like some sausages???


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,753 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    ShaneU wrote: »
    Daddy would you like some sausages???

    Questions included...

    'Whos Freddy?'

    'Whats he doing hanging sausages from the ceiling?'

    'Why are is clothes on back to front? '

    'Whats he doing to that Cow? And why?'

    'Is it over yet?!'


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,655 ✭✭✭✭Electric Nitwit


    beakerjoe wrote: »
    So tune in Wednesday at around 1230pm....... ya never know, I may get 2 rounds in.....
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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,753 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


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    Almost.

    Hopefully the scheduled maintenance does not cause a problem


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,753 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    Tick tock.....


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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,753 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    You all ready to find out whose musical taste sucks?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,753 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    Ok, this is the animal round. Anything with a Rhino, Duck or Hippo are all fair game this round.

    We kick off with 10th place and 10 points to ,

    Twilight Singers, Blackbird and the Fox by
    Electric Nitwit


    Have I listened to this artist before? No
    Have I listened to this song before? No




    I like this sound. Nice vocals, esp the backing vocals, both blending well with the instrumental. The soft drums are pleasing, giving the song the “oomph” it needed after a calm intro. Its haunting, bring visions of a heartbreaking scene in a movie. The guitars hoit nicely at the finale, bring this track to a neat close. Very enjoyable.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 50,990 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Oh I just remembered what I entered here.

    *Hello Last Place my old friend...*

    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,636 ✭✭✭phatkev


    Nice pick EN, big fan of Greg Dulli


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,655 ✭✭✭✭Electric Nitwit


    beakerjoe wrote: »
    I like this sound. Nice vocals, esp the backing vocals, both blending well with the instrumental. The soft drums are pleasing, giving the song the “oomph” it needed after a calm intro. Its haunting, bring visions of a heartbreaking scene in a movie. The guitars hoit nicely at the finale, bring this track to a neat close. Very enjoyable.
    You can't say all of that then give me tenth, that's cruel :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,753 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    In at 11th place with 9 pointaroos is...

    Survivor - Eye of the Tiger - submitted by
    Kolido,

    Have I listened to this artist before? Yes
    Have I listened to this song before? yES



    If anyone hates Rocky or any of his cheeseball movies I will fight you. This iconic track has a great intro that builds to a belting riff that gets you ready for the fight. Yeah its a bit of a novelty track these days but its waaaay more listenable than it should be after all these years of being overplayed and its perfect workout montage music. A track I will always enjoy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,753 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    You can't say all of that then give me tenth, that's cruel :p

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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,753 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    9th Place, bagging 11 points, goes to

    Vistas - Tigerblood - , submitted by
    JohnGreenFan


    Have I listened to this artist before? Yes
    Have I listened to this song before? Yes



    I’m sure I have heard this song before but can’t place where, but I 100 percent have heard it before.

    A fun song, love the energy and it grows on you as you listen again.
    Hard to not enjoy it, great melody and its got a nice zany sound to it. Its very infectious on repeated listens and really gets better the more you listen. Nice choice.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,753 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    Coming at 12th place with a cosy 8 points, is....

    Blackalicious - Swan Lake - submitted by Osh.

    Have I listened to this artist before? Yes
    Have I listened to this song before? No



    I am not a huge hip hop fan but I know what I like, and I like this for what it is despite it not being my cuppa tea.

    I like the opening and its a got a nice old school feel to it, very Jurrassic 5 esque. Its nothing mind blowing, but the rhymes and lyrics are a beautiful example of smooth musical poetry. An easy listen, nothing to hate and I can appreciate it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,753 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    12 points is earned by the person in 8th place, which is....

    Gojira - Flying Whales, submitted by
    Phatkev


    Have I listened to this artist before? No
    Have I listened to this song before? No



    7 minutes of whale noise!!!!

    Ok not quiet, a nice slow intro which maybe is a bit long for my taste as it doesn't really change gears during the intro. I do enjoy the drum work in the intro though, however the whale sounds add nothing for me. I don't mind a long intro, but it's all very samey for 3 minutes.

    But when the intro is over, business picks up big time. Great stuff. Love the sound here, nice dirty rock. The shouty vocals are just the right amount of growling for me and overall it's an enjoyable track, not going to break the top tier of this round but it's a fine track that I can enjoy. The long intro did it no favors but what followed the intro more than makes up for it, edging it over those below.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Looking back at what I picked for this one, I may have made another error in judgement on this round...

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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,753 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    Strolling in at 13th place, with 7 pointini's, is.....

    AlunaGeorge-Attracting Flies, submitted by
    Irish Aris


    Have I listened to this artist before? No
    Have I listened to this song before? No




    A song with a horrible hook, it's so annoying it almost ruins the song. But annoying hook aside, it's a good track. Like the vocals and it has a very enjoyable beat. The chorus is very good and overall it's a good track but it could have been better if they had binned the annoying soundbite.

    Smooth sound, nice vocals, poo poo hook.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,753 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    Looking back at what I picked for this one, I may have made another error in judgement on this round...

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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,941 ✭✭✭osh


    Think there's a mistake with phatkev's placing & points there beaker


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,753 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    In at a health 7th position, with 13 points is....

    David Bowie - Queen Bitch, submitted by
    the purple tin




    Have I listened to this artist before? Yes
    Have I listened to this song before? Yes

    This may get me a lot of hate, but I never really liked Bowie. I like some of his tracks sure, but he never really appealed to me.

    But I like this one, and it was a track that benefited from repeatedly listens, as I wasn't too keen at first.

    It is an easy listen and it has got me nodding in sync with the melody. The lyrics are zany for sure "She's so swishy in her satin and tatt,
    In her frock coat and bipperty-bopperty hat". Like it. Overall its a nicely paced track thats hard not to bop to.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,753 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    osh wrote: »
    Think there's a mistake with phatkev's placing & points there beaker

    I dont think so, have him down for 8th place with 12 points.

    or have I ballsed up?


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,753 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    14th place and 6 points, goes to.....

    Ween - Mister, won't you help my pony? - submitted by
    Arghus


    Have I listened to this artist before? yes
    Have I listened to this song before? No



    Ah the lads from voodoo Lady fame. My first listen didn't do anything for me, but on repeated listens it grew on me. Whether it is my love of animals, but I gave the poor pony a chance and I grew to enjoy it for what it is. Its a simple song, the lyrics are cute if not a little sad, its not a bad track overall.

    Repeated listens make me feel even more sympathetic to the pony…. Damn my heart strings. NO BJ, Be strong.

    Ultimately Its a nice track, nothing to help it jump places in this round though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,941 ✭✭✭osh


    beakerjoe wrote: »
    I dont think so, have him down for 8th place with 12 points.

    or have I ballsed up?

    Dunno, just noticed both me and him are down as 12th


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,753 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    In 6th place with a tidy 14 points is...


    America - Horse with No Name - submitted by
    Sawduck


    Have I listened to this artist before? Yes
    Have I listened to this song before? Yes



    A classic track, one I hadn’t heard of in a long while. An iconic, catchy chorus truly makes the song and wrapped around the chorus is a nice vocal harmony with cool lyrics. It sticks in your head and doesn't get old. Great choice.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,753 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    osh wrote: »
    Dunno, just noticed both me and him are down as 12th

    Ive just worded it poorly,

    He is 8th, you are 12th. Sorry for the confusion.


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