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"She’s the Queen of Ireland and should be treated like royalty"

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    bobbyy gee wrote: »
    Birds transmit virus

    Dont I know!!! Met a dodgy one once and had to get penicillin ever since! I am sure the Cockatoo is fine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭Sakana


    I still listen to her voice message every few months. Should be in the national archive.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    Edgware wrote: »
    Wouldn't mind a go on the daughter

    The apple never falls far from the tree, that is what Chloe will be looking like in another 40 years. Also dont stick your schlong into crazy. The results are never good!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    She's good looking all right, although in fairness Twink wasn't bad looking in her day either.

    So half of Vegas will tell you too. Remember Brendan Boyer on Podge and Rodge.
    "So you were with Twink in Vegas for X years and there were 7 of ye in the band.... Ye must have been exhausted!!!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    She's good looking all right, although in fairness Twink wasn't bad looking in her day either.

    Her day? You mean when Snickers was known as Marathon?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Her day? You mean when Snickers was known as Marathon?

    I'm going back a bit all right, maybe mid 80s


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    I'm going back a bit all right, maybe mid 80s

    I would say maybe when Green Shield stamps were currency. Mammoths were acceptable as house pets.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    Sakana wrote: »
    I still listen to her voice message every few months. Should be in the national archive.

    I was more thinking of Sarcophagus and sealed with lead and concrete.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,422 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    I saw this mad video the other day, bizarrely featuring Gabriel Byrne in a music video in 1980. Everything about it is a bit odd, but even though she doesn't appear in it, Twink is singing.

    https://www.rte.ie/archives/2020/0911/1164594-gabriel-byrne-pop-star/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    I saw this mad video the other day, bizarrely featuring Gabriel Byrne in a music video in 1980. Everything about it is a bit odd, but even though she doesn't appear in it, Twink is singing.

    https://www.rte.ie/archives/2020/0911/1164594-gabriel-byrne-pop-star/

    Dafuk were you googling ? !!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭jippo nolan


    Manager in SuperValu, you can’t bring that oul goose in here, Twink, that’s a parrot, Manager, I was speaking to the parrot!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,422 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Dafuk were you googling ? !!!

    It was on the telly the other day. Somebody going through the RTÉ archives...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15 PointHop123


    I was at a play some years ago sitting behind Twink. Her dog was in her handbag throughout the show - and he'd yap every few minutes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,852 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    If I were the store owner I would have said to the cockatoo not to be bringing that thing in here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    I was at a play some years ago sitting behind Twink. Her dog was in her handbag throughout the show - and he'd yap every few minutes.

    Which the dog or the owner? Either way both should have been shown the trap door!
    Why is she still held in such "high regard"? She isnt relevant anymore, She isnt rich, she isnt married to someone wealthy?

    She is just someone who used to be famous who is now a sad old person without the grace to bow out with style. Still has to be held in high regard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Her day? You mean when Snickers was known as Marathon?

    Further back, when the young fella ran to Marathon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,954 ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    I generally don’t like to make negative comments on people I don’t know personally, but Twink really is an insufferable, miserable aul bag.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭Demonique


    Twink is barred from bringing her Cockatoo shopping with her to her local Supervalu.

    https://www.independent.ie/style/celebrity/celebrity-news/like-stopping-the-queen-of-england-with-her-corgis-panto-legend-twink-banned-from-bringing-pet-parrot-into-local-supermarket-39575442.html



    Photo-0.jpg

    Looks like Twink is in the market for a bit of work??

    Is she wearing the face shield so the cockatiel can see it's reflection?
    KevRossi wrote: »
    She's an attention whore. I used to live very near her. A total pain in the bollix, only saw her once when I was queuing up in the Post Office, she walked in and went straight to the top of the queue. Staff were obviously well used to her and well plssed off with her.

    I'd have ripped her a new one if I'd been in the queue

    She is just someone who used to be famous who is now a sad old person without the grace to bow out with style. Still has to be held in high regard.

    Are you talking about Twink or Victoria Beckham?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,687 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    It's kinda cool the way it sticks to her shoulder. You'd expect it to fly off or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,564 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    It's kinda cool the way it sticks to her shoulder. You'd expect it to fly off or something.

    Superglu


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 872 ✭✭✭2lazytogetup


    Spore wrote: »
    Another Twink anecdote for her apologists on here.

    A few years back her pooch was stolen. Twink and her alterego Linda Martin were doing a charity gig at the time. The charity was for survivors of breast cancer, so a vulnerable audience group. Twink’s miniature Yorkie was found just before the ‘performance’. Twink went on a massive rant about their being great humanity and the like for her ‘Teddy Bear’ to be returned to her. She then turned the evening into a celebration of her and her dog while completely ignoring the plight of the actual suffering human audience members in front of her own selfish face. Remember, she was there for cancer awareness and fundraising for survivors of breast cancer. Nope. Complete Twinkathon.

    Funniest graffiti I ever read, was in a fithy jacks, that said: ‘Pray for Twink’. Indeed, she’ll need more than a few novenas.

    at least she DID a charity gig. how many charity gigs have you done. you could be sitting on boards.ie giving out about others or out doing charity work. yes i see the irony in my post. just sayin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 872 ✭✭✭2lazytogetup


    i think she is brilliant. not an ounce of talent or good lucks. gets to the top of the pile through grit and personality.

    total winner. doesnt have to queue at post offices. though to be fair i hear lots of celebrities dont queue. terry wogan used to do it in the butchers and the aul ladies loved letting him jump.

    plus twink beat the banks and managed to keep her home. in another thread you would be moaning that the profit usurpers are kicking poor people out of their homes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,616 ✭✭✭✭pgj2015


    What she said in that voicemail she left her ex, shows you what kind of person she is. The way she was talking about the unborn baby. she is a c**t.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,085 ✭✭✭The Tetrarch


    "Adele also told how she’s in a low-key long-distance relationship with an academic."

    The tax man must be after her. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,123 ✭✭✭Spore


    at least she DID a charity gig. how many charity gigs have you done. you could be sitting on boards.ie giving out about others or out doing charity work. yes i see the irony in my post. just sayin


    She didn't exactly set up the charity gig, she did none of the fundraising, none of the logistics around hiring a venue etc did none of the promotion work. What she did do was hijack the event for her own selfish ends and completely disrespect her own audience.


    And yes I have done some charity gigs in my time, thanks for asking. And there's no irony in your post. You should look up the meaning of that word.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,906 ✭✭✭Hangdogroad


    I reckon John Waters has deffo nailed her at some stage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,250 ✭✭✭Seamai


    I reckon John Waters has deffo nailed her at some stage.

    Stop it! I've only just finished my lunch and don't fancy seeing it again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    I live nearby, she tries this ****e on all the time. The staff don't put up with it anymore.

    The front door of her house is about 200m from the door of this shop, but she still drives across the car park and parks in the disabled spot beside the front door. Even if she's just going in for a bottle of wine.

    I saw her losing her **** one day because a delivery truck had stopped and prevented her from parking on that space.

    When I walked over to my car, I found hers, parked across four parent and child spaces.

    She is a complete Donald Trump character. Total narcissist, all ego.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,440 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    Superglu

    Or stuffed.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,761 ✭✭✭Pelvis Parsley




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