"She’s the Queen of Ireland and should be treated like royalty"

AndyBoBandy

Twink is barred from bringing her Cockatoo shopping with her to her local Supervalu.

https://www.independent.ie/style/celebrity/celebrity-news/like-stopping-the-queen-of-england-with-her-corgis-panto-legend-twink-banned-from-bringing-pet-parrot-into-local-supermarket-39575442.html

Joe Rooney said: “As cockatoos go, he was pretty cool. It’s a pity Timby and Teddy couldn’t make opening night because they were a big part of the rehearsals and the build up to the first night.”

However, the funnyman condemned the move to ban Twink’s parrot from supermarkets, saying: "Twink is a ­national treasure in Ireland, and if she wants to bring her parrot into a shop, she should be allowed.

"I can’t think of any woman who has done more for this country than Twink. She’s the Queen of Ireland and should be treated like royalty,"

Looks like Twink is in the market for a bit of work??

Sardonicat

Zip up yer budgie!

Trouser Snake

They barred the wrong bird!

Wanderer2010

Big talentless slapper who should fcuk off forever. Everyone knows shes a see you next tuesday.

LollipopJimmy

I've had the displeasure of her company. Should be locked up, horrible human.

I never like to see anybody in trouble or under pressure but I did have a good snigger when she was in the bank turning the air blue when the teller wouldn't allow her withdraw from an apparently empty account

phonypony

Who'd have thought it; a Twink fond of the occasional cockatoo...

TheBlackPill

Will Twink be cleaning up the bird****e?

phonypony

LollipopJimmy wrote: »

I've had the displeasure of her company. Should be locked up, horrible human.

I never like to see anybody in trouble or under pressure but I did have a good snigger when she was in the bank turning the air blue when the teller wouldn't allow her withdraw from an apparently empty account

Correct. Vile woman.

Man with broke phone

I wouldnt call her a slapper but shes no stranger to a cockatoo.

gmisk

Christ she is one painful oul hag

Nexytus

That cockatoo isn't wearing a mask.
And she's not wearing two masks.

Signore Fancy Pants

Fcuk off Joe Rooney.

You have tarnished your appearance in Fr. Ted.

fatknacker

Why does everyone have so much hatred for a woman who does pantos?

bmc58

gmisk wrote: »

Christ she is one painful oul hag

Ah well,in fairness to Super Valu they can't have animals pooping in their stores.Herself knows this well.But seems to me ,it's just a publicity stunt to keep herself in the public eye.

Spanish Eyes

Attention seeking moron.

Super Valu in Knocklyon I reckon (I don't click on Indo evah), since she (like many others) managed to keep her lovely mansion down the road, whilst drowning in mortgage debt. Oh yes, they can and they do.

AndyBoBandy

bmc58 wrote: »

Ah well,in fairness to Super Valu they can't have animals pooping in their stores.Herself knows this well.But seems to me ,it's just a publicity stunt to keep herself in the public eye.

Yeah, it probably happened once, and the manager asked don’t bring the parrot again.... and now her parrot is ‘barred’ from SuperValu.

It then becomes a story in the Sun, and then the Indo.
Twink is then on the Late Late show this or next week to discuss.

Church on Tuesday

LollipopJimmy wrote: »

I've had the displeasure of her company. Should be locked up, horrible human.

I never like to see anybody in trouble or under pressure but I did have a good snigger when she was in the bank turning the air blue when the teller wouldn't allow her withdraw from an apparently empty account

I have relatives that had to do her hair in the past and they confirmed, as if we didn't know already, that she is a total weapon.

4068ac1elhodqr

Feel sorry for the old bird (the one of the right). In a wildlife park over in Linconshire, Grey Parrots have been banned also, due to wokesters complaining.

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2020/09/parrots-swearing-at-customers-ruffles-feathers-at-wildlife-park

The Lincolnshire Wildlife Park in Britain adopted five parrots and kept them quarantined in the same room where park officials soon found them all swearing and laughing “like an old men’s club.”

The staff found it entertaining when the African grey parrots first arrived Aug. 15, and had hoped once the birds were put on public display outside that they would “kick the habit,” Jess Newton told the BBC.

Alas, that wasn’t the case. The parrots began swearing at the park’s visitors, and the more people laughed, the more the birds cussed. “Literally within 20 minutes of being in the introductory we were told that they had sworn at a customer and for the next group of people, all sorts of obscenities came out,” chief executive officer Steve Nichols told LincolnshireLive.

Imagine "Peices of ****" would have been one of the obscenities.

Your Face

A friend of mine saw her in action once.
She wasn't impressed.

Everlong1

Tucker Lazy Meteorologist wrote: »

Feel sorry for the old bird (the one of the right). In a wildlife park over in Linconshire, Grey Parrots have been banned also, due to wokesters complaining.

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2020/09/parrots-swearing-at-customers-ruffles-feathers-at-wildlife-park

The Lincolnshire Wildlife Park in Britain adopted five parrots and kept them quarantined in the same room where park officials soon found them all swearing and laughing “like an old men’s club.”

The staff found it entertaining when the African grey parrots first arrived Aug. 15, and had hoped once the birds were put on public display outside that they would “kick the habit,” Jess Newton told the BBC.

Alas, that wasn’t the case. The parrots began swearing at the park’s visitors, and the more people laughed, the more the birds cussed. “Literally within 20 minutes of being in the introductory we were told that they had sworn at a customer and for the next group of people, all sorts of obscenities came out,” chief executive officer Steve Nichols told LincolnshireLive.

Imagine "Peices of ****" would have been one of the obscenities.

That's brilliant. Pity they've split them all up. I'd risk Covid and fly over just to hear them.

Odhinn

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

She’s the Queen of Ireland and should be treated like royalty





Looks like Twink is in the market for a bit of work??

You mean publically beheaded by guillotine I trust?

Spore

I knew of a lad that worked the panto that Ms. King was ‘starring’ in and he was manning the underside of the stage trap door which Twink would disappear into. The rotten slag wore no knickers on purpose (she had a huge whalebone dress, so hidden from the audience) so when the Twinkster dropped through the trap door he couldn’t but help see her cooch. He said it was like Ronny Drew getting shot in the face.

Wibbs

Spore wrote: »

when the Twinkster dropped through the trap door he couldn’t but help see her cooch. He said it was like Ronny Drew getting shot in the face.

Tea all over my keyboard. Propelled through my nostrils. You utter utter bastard! :D:pac::pac:

Blondini

Spore wrote: »

I knew of a lad that worked the panto that Ms. King was ‘starring’ in and he was manning the underside of the stage trap door which Twink would disappear into. The rotten slag wore no knickers on purpose (she had a huge whalebone dress, so hidden from the audience) so when the Twinkster dropped through the trap door he couldn’t but help see her cooch. He said it was like Ronny Drew getting shot in the face.

Yeah, I don't want to see her old triangle go jingle jangle...

maebee

In the mid 1980s I worked in the office of a retail store in St. Great George's Street in Dublin. The girls who worked on the floor absolutely dreaded her. She always brought her dog in with her, literally snapped her fingers at the staff, demanded that she got immediate attention. I could never watch her on tv, having seen her in action in my place of work. Nasty woman.

pgj2015

Her daughter cant sing for $hit either. only making a living because of who her mammy is.

Odhinn

fatknacker wrote: »

Why does everyone have so much hatred for a woman who does pantos?

It's a small country and it appears those who have encountered her have little good to say for her.

beerguts

Spore wrote: »

Twinkster dropped through the trap door he couldn’t but help see her cooch. He said it was like Ronny Drew getting shot in the face.

Brilliant sir just brilliant

Demonique

Wanderer2010 wrote: »

Big talentless slapper who should fcuk off forever. Everyone knows shes a see you next tuesday.

I've never met her but I've had a run in with that other auld hag that she had a feud with, Linda Martin, Twink must not like people who are too much like her



The media keep calling it a cockatoo but that's obviously a cockatiel

Her friend should shut his trap, national treasure me hole, if a member of the public isn't allowed bring a pet in then she shouldn't be either

Alejandro68

I had to Google this Twink, but why would anyone bring their pets shopping? Especially birds they are not the cleanest.

Austria!

I saw Twink at a Supervalu a few years ago. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her doing an accent as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Mars bars in her hands without paying.

The boy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

McGinniesta

Spore wrote: »

I knew of a lad that worked the panto that Ms. King was ‘starring’ in and he was manning the underside of the stage trap door which Twink would disappear into. The rotten slag wore no knickers on purpose (she had a huge whalebone dress, so hidden from the audience) so when the Twinkster dropped through the trap door he couldn’t but help see her cooch. He said it was like Ronny Drew getting shot in the face.

Imagine the state of her fanny.

Aglomerado

Twink should take the place of all those beleaguered Karens in popular parlance.

Demonique

Alejandro68 wrote: »

I had to Google this Twink, but why would anyone bring their pets shopping? Especially birds they are not the cleanest.

There's a site called People of Walmart, there's a section for animals, one photo was of a guy with a macaw on his shoulder, he had parrot **** down his back

Signore Fancy Pants

Jaysis she sounds like a complete wanker.

KevRossi

Alejandro68 wrote: »

I had to Google this Twink, but why would anyone bring their pets shopping? Especially birds they are not the cleanest.

She's an attention whore. I used to live very near her. A total pain in the bollix, only saw her once when I was queuing up in the Post Office, she walked in and went straight to the top of the queue. Staff were obviously well used to her and well plssed off with her.

Ekerot

I thought this thread was about that drag queen Panti when I read the title.
Wasn't that one of her monikers? Queen of Ireland?

Atlantic Dawn

Anyone coming in to a supermarket with a bird on their shoulder should be fooked out of the place on their hole. Anyone shopping in a place allowing it is a bigger fool, SuperValu did good.

slipperyox

Don't know the woman, never met her. Am not a feminist/ leftist, neo marxist whatever,...

But,.. this thread reeks of a 1 sided witch hunt and I am surprised its still on the go....

Apparent Rules:
Pick on a previously famous person
Ridicule them./ possible libel them ?..
be free from penalty?

Good luck

Sam Quentin

Jayyyyyyysizzzzz Creeeeeeeest the hatred and grumpiness in this thread is??? Well it's feckín bad....
Chill da fook.. Ginseng and St Johns Wort is good for that kinda Grumpiness and Road 'raginess' type of feelings.

road_high

LollipopJimmy wrote: »

I've had the displeasure of her company. Should be locked up, horrible human.

I never like to see anybody in trouble or under pressure but I did have a good snigger when she was in the bank turning the air blue when the teller wouldn't allow her withdraw from an apparently empty account

What’s the full story? What was your dealings with her?
Fascinating to hear the stories about her being a bitch. Growing up in the late 80s/90s as a kid she seemed to be on everything on rte

bobbyy gee

Birds transmit virus

road_high

She isn’t the full schilling for sure... https://youtu.be/FR5dAzGNWwA

Spore

Another Twink anecdote for her apologists on here.

A few years back her pooch was stolen. Twink and her alterego Linda Martin were doing a charity gig at the time. The charity was for survivors of breast cancer, so a vulnerable audience group. Twink’s miniature Yorkie was found just before the ‘performance’. Twink went on a massive rant about their being great humanity and the like for her ‘Teddy Bear’ to be returned to her. She then turned the evening into a celebration of her and her dog while completely ignoring the plight of the actual suffering human audience members in front of her own selfish face. Remember, she was there for cancer awareness and fundraising for survivors of breast cancer. Nope. Complete Twinkathon.

Funniest graffiti I ever read, was in a fithy jacks, that said: ‘Pray for Twink’. Indeed, she’ll need more than a few novenas.

Odhinn

McGinniesta wrote: »

Imagine the state of her fanny.

I'm getting a lot of "Alien" (movie) images......


*shudder

whisky_galore

bobbyy gee wrote: »

Birds transmit virus

The feathered ones or the two legged kind?

TheBlackPill

Google twink and alcohol. She admits publicly to drinking too much in the past.

whisky_galore

Sam Quentin wrote: »

Jayyyyyyysizzzzz Creeeeeeeest the hatred and grumpiness in this thread is??? Well it's feckín bad....
Chill da fook.. Ginseng and St Johns Wort is good for that kinda Grumpiness and Road 'raginess' type of feelings.

Hi Twink.

Edgware

whisky_galore wrote: »

Hi Twink.

Wouldn't mind a go on the daughter

whisky_galore

Edgware wrote: »

Wouldn't mind a go on the daughter

Does she have a big auld Ronnie Drew as well?

Odyssey 2005

road_high wrote: »

She isn’t the full schilling for sure... https://youtu.be/FR5dAzGNWwA

What a ***bag