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  • #332
    Pelvis Parsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,760 ✭✭✭Pelvis Parsley


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Any Walker or Vestel manufactured remote will do a Nordmende

    Yea, they're all the one chassis. Nordmende haven't been German for years.


  • #333
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Money on it, the previous tenants nicked the remote and the owner isn't inclined to supply another.
    If she pulled her finger out and got a universal of her own, she could keep it for the next one.


  • #334
    BringBackMick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,100 ✭✭✭BringBackMick


    jasus


  • #335
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    No decent telly, it's a feckin' Normende, Joe.

    The horror of having to get up and change channels! :eek:


  • #336
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    bingo


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  • #337
    ford fiesta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,031 ✭✭✭ford fiesta


    a one year old talks


  • #338
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,284 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Modern Ireland ladies and gents.......now with added Covid


  • #339
    Pelvis Parsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,760 ✭✭✭Pelvis Parsley


    Gawjus baybees.

    Ah here, Wouldya, Levi, and Ouh.


  • #340
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    4 kids, how many fadders?

    text 1, 2, 3 or 4 to 51551.


  • #341
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,399 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Shouldn't she be wearing a mask in case she gets the voyris.


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  • #342
    bmorrissey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,775 ✭✭✭bmorrissey


    I actually dont have a remote for my TV (granted only a PS4 hooked up to it) but its not a big deal...theres buttons on the side of it that can actually work


  • #343
    ford fiesta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,031 ✭✭✭ford fiesta


    Did Joe ask about the fadder of da kids?


  • #344
    golondrinas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,676 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    Joe is worried about the remote control.I feel sorry for every taxpayer in the country.
    Again wher are the faders. Don’t ignore contraception until you can afford to. Simple


  • #345
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    keep your legs shut

    as one legendary caller once said a few years ago


  • #346
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    you can buy a remote for a tenner

    This wan used to having everything given to her free.

    Why should she pay for anything herself

    Nurse should give her a lifetimes supply of birth control. 2 other kids as well dumped on her parents.


  • #347
    sligeach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,544 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    We know his name is Levi... I mean your son. One of 4 kids... that we know about.


  • #348
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Brayruit

    Or Pram Springs, Tallaghfornia.


  • #349
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    TheHomeService wrote: »
    Kid count is up to 4

    Did she say Thursday is payday? I thought childers allowance day was Tuesday?


  • #350
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    ford fiesta wrote: »
    Did Joe ask about the fadder of da kids?

    yeah, just after he said Gerry Ryan was a junkie.


  • #351
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    ford fiesta wrote: »
    Did Joe ask about the fadder of da kids?

    Of course he did 😂


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  • #352
    ford fiesta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,031 ✭✭✭ford fiesta


    the night nurse in nightengale


  • #353
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    bmorrissey wrote: »
    I actually dont have a remote for my TV (granted only a PS4 hooked up to it) but its not a big deal...theres buttons on the side of it that can actually work

    who will push the buttons for her?


  • #354
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Deleted User wrote: »
    The horror of having to get up and change channels! :eek:


    Disgraceful, Joe.
    Actually, on my recent tellies I've noticed that it really is a pain in the hole to change without the remote.


  • #355
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    keep your legs shut

    as one legendary caller once said a few years ago

    LOL, Id say that went down well. :pac:


  • #356
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Whoy do you want to be a contract tracer??


  • #357
    golondrinas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,676 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Levi?

    Anyone willing to make an unwoke comment about Levi's parentage?

    I'd love if Mr. Duffy asked:

    And wat colour is Levi?

    Blue ??


  • #358
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    my aunt was talking to a recently enough retired doctor. She applied for the contract tracing , and they wanted her leaving cert results ....


  • #359
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    bmorrissey wrote: »
    I actually dont have a remote for my TV (granted only a PS4 hooked up to it) but its not a big deal...theres buttons on the side of it that can actually work

    But sure how do you explain to a 3 year old she can't channel surf anymore.

    Next caller:

    "I'm trying to be a contact tracer"

    Possible scandal..

    "Yesterday I started filling out the form".

    Can't be bothered uploading her CV.


  • #360
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Topgear on Dave wrote: »
    LOL, Id say that went down well. :pac:

    it involved a woman who had many children and couldn't get a bag of coal up the stairs


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  • #361
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    sligeach wrote: »
    We know his name is Levi... I mean your son. One of 4 kids... that we know about.


    Levi was named for his Da.
    He had his name on his trousers, dead posh, like.


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