Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
If we do not hit our goal we will be forced to close the site.

Current status: https://keepboardsalive.com/

Annual subs are best for most impact. If you are still undecided on going Ad Free - you can also donate using the Paypal Donate option. All contribution helps. Thank you.

Liveline Lockdown: a second squirt will keep dat scrolling finger safe.

1…910121415…316

Comments

  • #332
    Pelvis Parsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,760 ✭✭✭Pelvis Parsley


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Any Walker or Vestel manufactured remote will do a Nordmende

    Yea, they're all the one chassis. Nordmende haven't been German for years.


  • #333
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Money on it, the previous tenants nicked the remote and the owner isn't inclined to supply another.
    If she pulled her finger out and got a universal of her own, she could keep it for the next one.


  • #334
    BringBackMick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,100 ✭✭✭BringBackMick


    jasus


  • #335
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    No decent telly, it's a feckin' Normende, Joe.

    The horror of having to get up and change channels! :eek:


  • #336
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    bingo


  • Advertisement
  • #337
    ford fiesta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,983 ✭✭✭ford fiesta


    a one year old talks


  • #338
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,645 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Modern Ireland ladies and gents.......now with added Covid


  • #339
    Pelvis Parsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,760 ✭✭✭Pelvis Parsley


    Gawjus baybees.

    Ah here, Wouldya, Levi, and Ouh.


  • #340
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    4 kids, how many fadders?

    text 1, 2, 3 or 4 to 51551.


  • #341
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Shouldn't she be wearing a mask in case she gets the voyris.


  • Advertisement
  • #342
    bmorrissey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,775 ✭✭✭bmorrissey


    I actually dont have a remote for my TV (granted only a PS4 hooked up to it) but its not a big deal...theres buttons on the side of it that can actually work


  • #343
    ford fiesta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,983 ✭✭✭ford fiesta


    Did Joe ask about the fadder of da kids?


  • #344
    golondrinas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,617 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    Joe is worried about the remote control.I feel sorry for every taxpayer in the country.
    Again wher are the faders. Don’t ignore contraception until you can afford to. Simple


  • #345
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    keep your legs shut

    as one legendary caller once said a few years ago


  • #346
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    you can buy a remote for a tenner

    This wan used to having everything given to her free.

    Why should she pay for anything herself

    Nurse should give her a lifetimes supply of birth control. 2 other kids as well dumped on her parents.


  • #347
    sligeach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,430 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    We know his name is Levi... I mean your son. One of 4 kids... that we know about.


  • #348
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Brayruit

    Or Pram Springs, Tallaghfornia.


  • #349
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    TheHomeService wrote: »
    Kid count is up to 4

    Did she say Thursday is payday? I thought childers allowance day was Tuesday?


  • #350
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    ford fiesta wrote: »
    Did Joe ask about the fadder of da kids?

    yeah, just after he said Gerry Ryan was a junkie.


  • #351
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    ford fiesta wrote: »
    Did Joe ask about the fadder of da kids?

    Of course he did 😂


  • Advertisement
  • #352
    ford fiesta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,983 ✭✭✭ford fiesta


    the night nurse in nightengale


  • #353
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    bmorrissey wrote: »
    I actually dont have a remote for my TV (granted only a PS4 hooked up to it) but its not a big deal...theres buttons on the side of it that can actually work

    who will push the buttons for her?


  • #354
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Deleted User wrote: »
    The horror of having to get up and change channels! :eek:


    Disgraceful, Joe.
    Actually, on my recent tellies I've noticed that it really is a pain in the hole to change without the remote.


  • #355
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    keep your legs shut

    as one legendary caller once said a few years ago

    LOL, Id say that went down well. :pac:


  • #356
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Whoy do you want to be a contract tracer??


  • #357
    golondrinas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,617 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Levi?

    Anyone willing to make an unwoke comment about Levi's parentage?

    I'd love if Mr. Duffy asked:

    And wat colour is Levi?

    Blue ??


  • #358
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,094 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    my aunt was talking to a recently enough retired doctor. She applied for the contract tracing , and they wanted her leaving cert results ....


  • #359
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    bmorrissey wrote: »
    I actually dont have a remote for my TV (granted only a PS4 hooked up to it) but its not a big deal...theres buttons on the side of it that can actually work

    But sure how do you explain to a 3 year old she can't channel surf anymore.

    Next caller:

    "I'm trying to be a contact tracer"

    Possible scandal..

    "Yesterday I started filling out the form".

    Can't be bothered uploading her CV.


  • #360
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Topgear on Dave wrote: »
    LOL, Id say that went down well. :pac:

    it involved a woman who had many children and couldn't get a bag of coal up the stairs


  • Advertisement
  • #361
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    sligeach wrote: »
    We know his name is Levi... I mean your son. One of 4 kids... that we know about.


    Levi was named for his Da.
    He had his name on his trousers, dead posh, like.


This discussion has been closed.
Advertisement