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The Moaning of Death: Liveline 23/9 forward

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  • #9092
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,101 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    To Arthur !!!!


  • #9093
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Jaysus, I did like the noise of it riding up, feckin nothing safe in 2020.


    It was the best part of some of them that still come out flat every now and then !


  • #9094
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,838 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    bmorrissey wrote: »
    Just fcuk a Malteser into the can
    The malteser might be good...not sure how the fcuk bit would work..


  • #9095
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Guinnessesesesesesssss


  • #9096
    withless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Just read it you dope.


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  • #9097
    shmeee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,612 ✭✭✭✭shmeee


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    The widget is needed for my mental health.

    That made me LOL.

    Covid buzz word!


  • #9098
    john123470
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 422 ✭✭john123470


    Joe is showin his lighter side. My hero


  • #9099
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Oh crumbs this is focking rubbish.


  • #9100
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,455 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    vicwatson wrote: »
    It was the best part of some of them that still come out flat every now and then !

    I usually shake them heavily before going in to the freezer, seems to help.


  • #9101
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This is some shocking rubbish.


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  • #9102
    buried
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,978 ✭✭✭buried


    Hopefully yer man Ronan calls again pretending to be one of these porter addicts and instead lets rip at RTE again

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • #9103
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,838 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Stay tuned listeners....I'm on the edge of my seat...


  • #9104
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Guinesses- such a loser

    Now his stupid joke about having other people. Such a 'Dublin wit'


  • #9105
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,365 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    gmisk wrote: »
    If Diageo are sending you a birthday card and a Christmas card....you might have a drink problem...

    My friend's fadder was a bit of a drunkard back in the day Lord be god to him...he's in the big Bar in the sky now.

    When he was really ratarsed on the ground outside the front door on a Friday night, his wife would let all the neighbours know he has drank so much over the years he could have had shares in the Guinness brewery and be part owner of the pub where he drank all his life.

    Story is still told at funerals today.


  • #9106
    statto25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,930 ✭✭✭statto25


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Guinnessizzzz phone line blown out of the water by 3pm.


    Can I speak to the lovely gurl please?


  • #9107
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    The best and only way to drink guinness is from the barrel


  • #9108
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    They have a computer Joe.


  • #9109
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ex Guinness wurker, Drimnagh full of them.


  • #9110
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,101 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Topgear on Dave wrote: »
    This is some shocking rubbish.

    Alkies missing the bar stool scutter talk


  • #9111
    withless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    He cant get through 1 sentence!


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  • #9112
    buried
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,978 ✭✭✭buried


    "A tray of Guinness for errrrrrrrrybody in the audience!















    except Ronan"

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • #9113
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,593 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    "Here's the latest from Guinness - "With the Covid situation-' dID YAS HEAR ABOUT FUNGI!??"


  • #9114
    bmorrissey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,775 ✭✭✭bmorrissey


    Last week he was talking to the alcoholic who needed help and saying about how triggers are sooo common for them. This week hes describing the creamy texture of Guinness and playing sounds of cans opening and pouring......terrible


  • #9115
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,838 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    So is he saying a widget killed Fungie?!?


  • #9116
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Absolute muck.


  • #9117
    withless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    I'm out!


  • #9118
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,292 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Is this funny Wednesday? Funghi? what?


  • #9119
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,097 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    don't think actor was pat kineavane


  • #9120
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,101 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    bmorrissey wrote: »
    Last week he was talking to the alcoholic who needed help and saying about how triggers are sooo common for them. This week hes describing the creamy texture of Guinness and playing sounds of cans opening and pouring......terrible

    He’s as crass and vulgar as it gets


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  • #9121
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    gmisk wrote: »
    So is he saying a widget killed Fungie?!?


    Wouldn't be at all surprised, terrible plastic pollution.


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