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Things Cat Trialvilly Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP*

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    #3542
    Goodigal
    Registered Users Posts: 459 ✭✭Goodigal


    Damn fruit flies!!


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    #3543
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Goodigal wrote:
    Damn fruit flies!!

    They appear from nowhere. Invasion by stealth.


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    #3544
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,284 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Goodigal wrote: »
    Damn fruit flies!!

    you need to stop throwing it.


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    #3545
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    you need to stop throwing it.

    tenor.gif


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    #3546
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    you need to stop throwing it.
    'Time flies like an arrow.
    Fruit flies like a banana'
    Marx said that.


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    #3547
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,284 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    the purple tin wrote: »
    'Time flies like an arrow.
    Fruit flies like a banana'
    Marx said that.

    groucho or harpo?


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    #3548
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    groucho or harpo?
    Groucho. Harpo never said nuthin :p


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    #3549
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,284 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    the purple tin wrote: »
    Groucho. Harpo never said nuthin :p

    *HONK*

    159767936_1961-ad-smirnoff-vodka-harpo-marx-brothers-horn-bottle.jpg


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    #3550
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,087 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    you need to stop throwing it.

    200.gif


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    #3551
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,284 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    TA'd that my comedy stylings will remain unappreciated in my lifetime.


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    #3552
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users Posts: 5,763 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    the purple tin wrote: »
    Why oh why do so many nasty sh.ts and sneaky chancers go into politics?
    Why can't more nice, honest people become politicians?

    Flies prefer the smelliest shìt.


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    #3553
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    A tip to get rid of fruit flies. Get a white wine bottle with about a quarter of a glass of wine left at the bottom. Clear glass bottle preferably.
    Leave the bottle where most of the flies are, maybe the kitchen. The flies are attracted to the wine and fly into the bottle. Flies have a bad sense of sight and direction so they aren't able to get back out and they meet their deadly fate at the bottom.
    Thank me later.


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    #3554
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Surreptitious wrote: »
    A tip to get rid of fruit flies. Get a white wine bottle with about a quarter of a glass of wine left at the bottom. Clear glass bottle preferably.
    Leave the bottle where most of the flies are, maybe the kitchen. The flies are attracted to the wine and fly into the bottle. Flies have a bad sense of sight and direction so they aren't able to get back out and they meet their deadly fate at the bottom.
    Thank me later.

    Don't buy fruit, embrace the scurvy.


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    #3555
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Don't buy fruit, embrace the scurvy.

    I love fruit :)

    Sorry forgot the TA.

    My skin has gone funny again and I have an array of creams. It's like a chemist in this place.
    I remember having nice skin :(


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    #3556
    Antares35
    Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    Check forecast. Na rain due. Paint. It rains.

    Baby fell asleep before night feed. Options are to either wake her now and feed her - she may or may not go back down, or leave her sleeping, knowing the hunger will wake her at 2am.

    The shower of f*cktard teens in Tesco earlier who refused to keep a distance of 2 meters from my elderly mum, and had their masks hanging around their necks like some kind of fashion statement.


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    #3557
    lainey_d_123
    Registered Users Posts: 2,385 ✭✭✭lainey_d_123


    My annoying neighbours who talk loudly at night are still really annoying, but it's now even more annoying.

    I'm working different shifts now (working from home), sometimes getting up at 6am and sometimes 9am. When I get up at 9, it doesn't really matter about going to bed early, I'd be heading to bed at 1am or a bit later, so their loud talking wouldn't really affect me. Yet, every single time so far that I've been staying up until 1, they've been totally quiet and I haven't heard a thing from them and every single time I've tried to go to bed at 10pm, they're babbling for hours.

    It's absolutely maddening!


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    #3558
    NewbridgeIR
    Registered Users Posts: 3,771 ✭✭✭NewbridgeIR


    the purple tin wrote: »
    Groucho. Harpo never said nuthin :p

    His selective mutism was a TA


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    #3559
    1990sman
    Registered Users Posts: 468 ✭✭1990sman


    i fcuking hate when people pass by my house just as im lookin out the window, like who the f do they think they are!


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    #3560
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,606 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    NewbridgeIR wrote: »
    His selective mutism was a TA
    They told him to shut up in one of their early movies and he did.


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    #3561
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,429 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    People that dont take the tops off bottles before putting them in bin.

    People that don't make any attempt to flatten boxes before putting them in bin.


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    #3562
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,792 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ^^^^
    @ mr crinkles :)

    It's a lot easier to crinkle bottles (plastic ones that is) with the lid still on them; thus leaving them more flat before putting them in to t'bin.

    TA'd that living in sh1tty apts it's a stressful endeavour to rip up / squash cardboard packaging/ plastic etc.. without making a hella lotta noise what might annoy t'neighbours.

    'You could hear a pin drop' - pure bs and hyperbole, as rarely in any situation where it's said does that hold true...

    However, 'you could hear a pen drop' - yep, that's entirely true...

    "I was in my apartment last night, and you could hear a pin drop - it was that quiet - that is until my neighbour decided that 10'clock was a good time to decide to scrunch up his rubbish :rolleyes: " :pac: :D


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    #3563
    Porklife
    Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    People saying 'you're welcome' when you haven't said thank you. It lends itself to such awkwardness!

    Case in point, an extremely pushy recruitment agent called me today to ask about my current position. She was trying to put me forward for a junior role I have no interest in but she kept talking over me pushing the sell on me.
    At the end of the call after firming saying no thanks, I said 'hope you find the right candidate' and she said 'you're welcome'
    The reason it annoys me is two fold - one, she presumed I was thanking her despite me having no reason to and two, she wasn't listening to a word I was saying.


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    #3564
    dubstarr
    Registered Users Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    Baby fell asleep before night feed. Options are to either wake her now and feed her - she may or may not go back down, or leave her sleeping, knowing the hunger will wake her at 2am.


    Just dreamfeed the baby.They dont wake up if you keep the light low and no noise.


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    #3565
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,087 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Ta'd at Getting a text from fraudsters claiming to be Bank of Ireland saying " "Your BOI online access is disabled by unusual activity" hmmmm.......funny that because, I don't have a BOI account, ass clowns!


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    #3566
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    When you wait to cross the road, it is all quiet except for this one car coming my way.

    After they pass i can cross over. But no!
    they have to do their good deed for the day and stop to let me cross in front of them.

    Dear Motorist, this is not a good deed, let me explain why:
    -Because you are waiting, I now have to hurry across the road, if you had driven on I could have dawdled across at my own relaxed pace.
    -Now I have to wave and pretend I am grateful, when really i am thinking 'why didn't you just bleedin keep going'.
    -Your stop and start manouevre is bad for the environment and your wallet as you are using more fuel and producing more exhaust fumes.


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    #3567
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,606 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Ta'd at Getting a text from fraudsters claiming to be Bank of Ireland saying " "Your BOI online access is disabled by unusual activity" hmmmm.......funny that because, I don't have a BOI account, ass clowns!
    Well, that would explain the unusual activity. :D


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    #3568
    Phoenix32
    Registered Users Posts: 323 ✭✭Phoenix32


    The creepy spider that spied on me for my shower this morning and who kept dangling himself above my head. Go away, only I like to do the creeping on others! :p


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    #3569
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,087 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    New Home wrote: »
    Well, that would explain the unusual activity. :D

    Don't make me break out the facepalm gif's homeo :pac:


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    #3570
    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    I'm watching the new version of All Creatures Great and Small and there are definite vibes between Mrs Hall and Siegfried and I don't know how to feel about this.


    I mean it is Sam West, what woman could resist. But Mrs Hall exists in my brain as the housecoat wearing, hair in a bun woman from yesteryear, not a particularly sexual being confused.png 'Tis discombobulating me entirely!


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    #3571
    Alejandro68
    Closed Accounts Posts: 412 ✭✭Alejandro68


    Manager from one of my workplaces just rang asking if I'd cover a 5th shift! And tomorrow is my only day off. When I declined he got angry and told me would discuss it with me on my next day in! He won't like what I will have to say on that day.


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