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  • #9352
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,532 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters!


  • #9353
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,999 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters!
    "'Tis no man, 'tis a remorseless eatin' machine!"


  • #9354
    Rawr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
    "'Tis no man, 'tis a remorseless eatin' machine!"

    Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, what did you and your husband do after you were ejected from the restaurant.

    Marge: We... pretty much went straight home.

    Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you're under oath.

    Marge: We drove around until 3 AM looking for another all-you-can-eat fish restaurant.

    Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?

    Marge: We went... fishing. [sobs]


  • #9355
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Rawr wrote: »
    ...
    Marge: We went... fishing. [sobs]

    Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold and hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell!


  • #9356
    Baggly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold and hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell!

    Thats such an oddly sweet ending - i had forgotten it but i love it. Nice to think Homer will be remembered like that (sort of remembered).

    Anywho.....


    “There’s also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.” “I hardly think the FBI’s concerned with matters like that.”


  • #9357
    Errashareesh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Errashareesh


    Wonder Years voice-over guy: "Get a job? Were they serious?"

    *60s music - The Byrds*

    "I didn't realise it at the time but, a little piece of my childhood had slipped away... forever."

    Bart! What are you staring at?!
    Uh, nothing.

    "He didn't say it and neither did I but... at that moment, my dad and I were closer than we'd ever..."

    BART! Stop it!
    -Sorry.

    Music: "To everything, turn, turn, turn..."


  • #9358
    Baggly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Oh Margie...

    You came and you found me a turkey...

    On my vacation away from workie


  • #9359
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,532 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!


  • #9360
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!

    Car hold!


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  • #9361
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,902 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    Car hold!

    Not according to Hank Azaria.

    https://twitter.com/HankAzaria/status/476641398859776000

    (I always thought it was car hold as well, and in a way I still think it's funnier)


  • #9362
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,088 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Simpson,
    Homer Simpson,
    He's the greatest guy in history.
    From the
    Town of Springfield,
    He's about to hit a chestnut tree.
    AAAAAHHH!


  • #9363
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,532 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    Car hold!

    Apology accepted in advance btw. The joke is that Moe is such a moron he finds "garage" to be too posh and fancy and he simply calls it something stupidly blunt and literal.


  • #9364
    Errashareesh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Errashareesh


    Never knew people heard it as "hold".


  • #9365
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,513 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Errashareesh wrote: »
    Never knew people heard it as "hold".

    "hold" makes no sense.


  • #9366
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,532 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    "hold" makes no sense.

    It makes perfect sense. It's just not right.


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  • #9367
    Errashareesh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Errashareesh


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    The joke is that Moe is such a moron he finds "garage" to be too posh and fancy and he simply calls it something stupidly blunt and literal.
    And a bit vulgar. God I love Moe. :D


  • #9368
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,513 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    It makes perfect sense. It's just not right.

    why would it be called a "car hold" instead of "car hole"?


  • #9369
    Errashareesh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Errashareesh


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    why would it be called a "car hold" instead of "car hole"?
    Well a "hold" is a (mostly American) term for somewhere that something is kept/stored.


  • #9370
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,513 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Errashareesh wrote: »
    Well a "hold" is a (mostly American) term for somewhere that something is kept/stored.

    thats shelbyville talk.


  • #9371
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Go suck a lemon, ohnonotgmail. :D


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  • #9372
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,513 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    New Home wrote: »
    Go suck a lemon, ohnonotgmail. :D

    *drinks turnip juice*


  • #9373
    Lewis_Benson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,144 ✭✭✭Lewis_Benson


    Oh.... Go eat some flowers....


  • #9374
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,532 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Lewis_Benson wrote: »
    Oh.... Go eat some flowers....

    Ohnonotgmail's secret shame.

    Back to the above, yes, a "hold" is anywhere things are stored.


  • #9375
    Rawr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭Rawr


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    *drinks turnip juice*

    Look! Someone's Attractive Cousin!!


  • #9376
    Rawr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭Rawr


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    "hold" makes no sense.

    I don't know why, it's a perfectly cromulent word.


  • #9377
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,441 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Abe Simpson: This Simpsons story begins back in the old country. I forget which one exactly. My father would drone on and on about America. He thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread. Sliced bread having been invented the previous winter.
    *flashback to Abe's childhood*
    Abe's father: See this son.*shows a picture of Statue of Liberty* That's where we're going to live. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but someday.
    Abe Simpson: Later that day we set off for America.
    Abe's father: There it is. Our new home. *Points to Statue of Liberty*
    *shows Abe playing on the Statue of Liberty*
    Abe Simpson: I love America.
    Abe's Mother: Abe suppers on.
    Abe Simpson: We had to move out one we filled the head with garbage. The end.


  • #9378
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,438 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Cletus: Now hold still. Nothing cracks a turtle like Leon Uris.


  • #9379
    Grab All Association
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,921 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    https://twitter.com/juicesimpsons/status/1302739969572851713?s=21


  • #9380
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,902 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Grab All Association wrote: »
    https://twitter.com/juicesimpsons/status/1302739969572851713?s=21

    Why was that so unsettling?


  • #9381
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,438 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.


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  • #9382
    Stevieluvsye
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    AndrewJRenko wrote: »
    The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.

    tenor.gif?itemid=10106061


  • #9383
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,532 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Grab All Association wrote: »
    https://twitter.com/juicesimpsons/status/1302739969572851713?s=21

    That is simply stunning.


  • #9384
    Errashareesh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Errashareesh


    Ow! My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!


  • #9385
    iamstop
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,528 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    Eat the pudding

    https://open.spotify.com/album/69JKwCcZGdLqX4Upj3DwP7



  • #9386
    Rawr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭Rawr


    iamstop wrote: »
    Eat the pudding

    Eat the pudding, Eat the pudding, Eat the pudding, Eat the pudding, Eat the pudding, Eat the pudding, Eat the pudding
    Eat the pudding, Eat the pudding, Eat the pudding, Eat the pudding, Eat the pudding....


  • #9387
    Baggly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Don't make me run I'm full of chocolate


  • #9388
    Lewis_Benson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,144 ✭✭✭Lewis_Benson


    I call the big one Bitey.


  • #9389
    iamstop
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,528 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    I expected more from Jimmy The Scumbag

    https://open.spotify.com/album/69JKwCcZGdLqX4Upj3DwP7



  • #9390
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    Lenny = white
    Carl = black


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  • #9391
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,902 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Quantum Erasure wrote: »
    Lenny = white
    Carl = black

    I love his cheat notes.

    Red=meltdown


  • #9392
    FarmerBrowne
    Registered Users Posts: 486 ✭✭FarmerBrowne


    razorblunt wrote: »
    The episode where Bart breaks up Milhouse's relationship is one that I hadn't seen in years. I completely forgot about the subplot of the subliminal weight loss cassette, except the lads run out so they "throw in" the improve your vocab tape:

    Here you go FATSO


  • #9393
    Snails pace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 601 ✭✭✭Snails pace


    Baggly wrote: »
    Don't make me run I'm full of chocolate

    Somebody give me a towel


  • #9394
    fergus1001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    lisa needs braces


  • #9395
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,441 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    120574403_3515644768502989_3659695962158881826_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=Hlk1J-njrSsAX-EkmUH&_nc_ht=scontent-dub4-1.xx&oh=88d2ede3ca5a6c34ffab0816a61d12d5&oe=5FA09072

    https://scontent-dub4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/120574403_3515644768502989_3659695962158881826_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=Hlk1J-njrSsAX-EkmUH&_nc_ht=scontent-dub4-1.xx&oh=88d2ede3ca5a6c34ffab0816a61d12d5&oe=5FA09072


  • #9396
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,532 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    FarmerBrowne wrote: »
    Here you go FATSO

    Lamentably, my gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.


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  • #9397
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,438 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Luigi: Homer, he's out of control. He gave me a bad review. So my friend put a horse head on the bed. He ate the head and gave it a bad review!


  • #9398
    FarmerBrowne
    Registered Users Posts: 486 ✭✭FarmerBrowne


    But nothing! She's a heifer, plain and simple.


  • #9399
    Sin City
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭Sin City


    At the morgue

    Marge "that's not my uncle Louis "
    Hans Molman "i told you I wasnt dead"
    Morgue attendent "that's just gas escaping "


  • #9400
    MUFC91CS
    Registered Users Posts: 325 ✭✭MUFC91CS


    Moleman has some great scenes

    Reverend Lovejoy: All right, Hans. Time to go.
    Hans Moleman: But he ate my last meal.
    Lovejoy: Well, if that's the worst thing that happens to you today, consider yourself lucky. [two guards enter]
    Moleman: Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?
    Lovejoy: From this point on, no talking.

    Homer: I thought you were dead.
    Mother Simpson: I thought you were dead.
    Man: Well, dang blast it! Isn't anybody in this dad-gummed cemetery dead?
    (Coffin lowers) Hans Moleman: I didn’t want to cause a fuss, but now that you mention it.


  • #9401
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,441 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    "When i'm elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ye, and burn your town to cinders" - Groundskeeper Willie


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