Dental plan!

razorblunt wrote: »

The episode where Bart breaks up Milhouse's relationship is one that I hadn't seen in years. I completely forgot about the subplot of the subliminal weight loss cassette, except the lads run out so they "throw in" the improve your vocab tape:

Here you go FATSO

lisa needs braces

FarmerBrowne wrote: »

Here you go FATSO

Lamentably, my gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.

But nothing! She's a heifer, plain and simple.

Moleman has some great scenes

Reverend Lovejoy: All right, Hans. Time to go.
Hans Moleman: But he ate my last meal.
Lovejoy: Well, if that's the worst thing that happens to you today, consider yourself lucky. [two guards enter]
Moleman: Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?
Lovejoy: From this point on, no talking.

Homer: I thought you were dead.
Mother Simpson: I thought you were dead.
Man: Well, dang blast it! Isn't anybody in this dad-gummed cemetery dead?
(Coffin lowers) Hans Moleman: I didn’t want to cause a fuss, but now that you mention it.

Krusty the Clown: Now, boys, the network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Do you mind changing them for the show?

Anthony Kiedis : Forget you, clown.

Chad Smith : Yeah, our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.

Krusty the Clown : Well, okay, but here where it says, "What I got you gotta get and put it in ya," how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss ya."

Flea : Wow. That's much better.

Arik Marshall : Everyone can enjoy that.

Baggly wrote: »

Krusty the Clown: Now, boys, the network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Do you mind changing them for the show?

Anthony Kiedis : Forget you, clown.

Chad Smith : Yeah, our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.

Krusty the Clown : Well, okay, but here where it says, "What I got you gotta get and put it in ya," how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss ya."

Flea : Wow. That's much better.

Arik Marshall : Everyone can enjoy that.

I love how you have named all the chili members by their full names

"I know Weinstein's parents were upset, Superintendent, but I was sure it was a phony excuse. I mean, it sounds so made up: "yom kip-pur"....

Anyone who disagrees that New Orleans is the best by an absolute country mile needs a booting.

EDIT: have just checked the list and it's not even there. JOE showing themselves up for the national embarrassment they are.

Mr burns, why it's ................, fred flintsone and his wife Wilma, and this must be pebbles, oh and here, I brought some chocolates.

Homer, YABADABADOO

You will die a terrible terrible death

The face Homer pulls when Lisa mentions the boogeyman

EagererBeaver wrote: »

This is nothing but dead white male bashing from a PC thug. It’s women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband.

Oh honey I've been called a greasy thug too, and it never stops hurting

castletownman wrote: »

https://www.joe.co.uk/entertainment/from-canyonero-to-can-i-borrow-a-feeling-ranking-the-best-15-songs-from-the-simpsons-140419

Thoughts? I'm Checking In and Monorail inseparable at the top for me.

No newer episodes feature of course. The drop off in quality lately is well illustrated in that list.

See My Vest has to be no.1 for this line alone;

"Like my loafers? Former gophers - It was that or skin my chauffeurs."