Man has sex with chicken

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

I remember years ago reading about a guy done for having sex with a horse. There were many witnesses to this horrific act.

In fairness, at least with the horse, they would be unlikely to experience much discomfort (tbh they might not even notice a human-sized penis); a poor wee chicken though

dotsman wrote: »

Is it just me or is the strangest part of this story being that his wife filmed it?

As in, it wasn't just one person with a really weird sexual fantasy/perversion, but that both the husband and wife happened to share it?

You also have to wonder which one of them first broached the subject with the other and how!

She probably told him she wanted to make a film about ornithology, and he thought she said pornagraphy. Either way, it was going to be a chick flick. Together, they hatched a plan, and had casting sessions. She said which one, and he replied any cockadoodwilldoo, so she picked one going cheep. They needed seed money, thinking this film will be huge and the can pullet off. However, laying all your eggs in one basket is dangerous, and they soon would fall off their perch. Assuming people would flock to see it, they were actually clutch ing at straws. Filming went on for hours, so they had to rooster scenes. Sensing a roasting was coming, the chicken tried to scramble, but ended up getting skewered. And after all that, they found the return was chicken feed.

Tiger20 wrote: »

She probably told him she wanted to make a film about ornithology, and he thought she said pornagraphy. Either way, it was going to be a chick flick. Together, they hatched a plan, and had casting sessions. She said which one, and he replied any cockadoodwilldoo, so she picked one going cheep. They needed seed money, thinking this film will be huge and the can pullet off. However, laying all your eggs in one basket is dangerous, and they soon would fall off their perch. Assuming people would flock to see it, they were actually clutch ing at straws. Filming went on for hours, so they had to rooster scenes. Sensing a roasting was coming, the chicken tried to scramble, but ended up getting skewered. And after all that, they found the return was chicken feed.

Sir, the Internet salutes you.

Deleted User wrote: »

I hear he was a master bater

Master baster :pac:

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

I remember years ago reading about a guy done for having sex with a horse. There were many witnesses to this horrific act.

He was doing it round the back of a farm shed in a remote area of the countryside, where he thought no one could see.

Unfortunately (fortunately), a rail line ran past the back of the farm. And unfortunately (fortunately), a packed train happened to break down on the line right behind the farm, right at that time.

That’s an old one and the version I heard was some young Dub riding a goat on the way into Hueston starion and the passengers reported him.