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Man has sex with chicken

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  • #32
    Philipx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 180 ✭✭Philipx


    Fowl play was suspected.....


  • #33
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,316 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Overheal wrote: »
    I can top that OP:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/hz8dt8/chicken_man/

    you use the word "top" quite wrongly.


  • #34
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,316 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    he probably heard that chicken sexers can earn £40,000 a year and misinterpreted.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/31746965/shortage-of-chicken-sexers-in-uk-despite-40000-salary


  • #35
    It BeeMee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 748 ✭✭✭It BeeMee


    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    Care to enlighten us on how one differentiates between the sexy chickens and the average ones?

    The wattle

    whipper.jpg


  • #36
    Gruffalux
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Gruffalux


    That chicken phucking husband and chicken phucking on camera recording wife just goes to show there is someone out there for everyone I suppose.


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  • #37
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Well at least his chicken already comes with a sauce


  • #38
    Irish_peppa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 651 ✭✭✭Irish_peppa


    Which is worse the man doing it or the wife actually filming it . Holy god. Amazing to think these sorts of people are actually real. When I hear stories like this to be honest I kinda still cant believe them.
    I better google the video to confirm it really happened:pac:


  • #39
    Tiger20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 112 ✭✭Tiger20


    Maybe he thought it was a woman out on a hen night? And he just plucked her out. And it is another feather in his cap.


  • #40
    banie01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,168 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Would he have liked some KFC?

    He was too busy trying to put a bone in the boneless box tho!


  • #41
    gigantic09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 813 ✭✭✭gigantic09


    When a man loves a chicken
    He can't keep his mind on nothing else
    He'd trade the world
    For the good wing that he's found.


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  • #42
    mrm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 559 ✭✭✭mrm


    Gruffalox wrote: »
    That chicken phucking husband and chicken phucking on camera recording wife just goes to show there is someone out there for everyone I suppose.

    I suppose he felt that the bird in the hand was worth two in the bush.


  • #43
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    Could he not have just used his imagination like other men and masturbated to quorn.


  • #44
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,052 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Whats the odds of a guy who rides animals meeting a partner who likes to film him doing it, sounds like they are a perfect match.


  • #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Galwayguy35 wrote: »
    Whats the odds of a guy who rides animals meeting a partner who likes to film him doing it, sounds like they are a perfect match.

    Unless you’re a chicken.


  • #46
    Man Vs ManUre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,808 ✭✭✭Man Vs ManUre


    I assume now this chicken will not be sent to the factory and end up in our supermarkets?? The meat is spoiled. He/she will see out their days in a chicken retirement home. They may even find love again, not with a human.


  • #47
    Niska
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,525 ✭✭✭Niska


    He only did it to help Officer Barbrady learn how to read.


  • #48
    mrm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 559 ✭✭✭mrm


    Anyone concerned that 'Grab All Association' is the name of OP on this thread?

    I believe this might be a recruitment thread!:eek: Be extra vigilant of yourself at the family dinner roast today.


  • #49
    gigantic09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 813 ✭✭✭gigantic09


    Lay lady lay
    Lay across my big brass bed.


  • #50
    Thephantomsmask
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,374 ✭✭✭Thephantomsmask


    Obviously a fan of Japanese Hentai or is that hen-tie?


  • #51
    Tiger20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 112 ✭✭Tiger20


    mrm wrote: »
    I suppose he felt that the bird in the hand was worth two in the bush.

    More like the bush in the bird being worth two with the hand! Either way, it was a tender chicken afterwards.


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  • #52
    Rockbeast2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 819 ✭✭✭Rockbeast2


    Gregor Samsa wrote: »
    I remember years ago reading about a guy done for having sex with a horse. There were many witnesses to this horrific act.

    He was doing it round the back of a farm shed in a remote area of the countryside, where he thought no one could see.

    Unfortunately (fortunately), a rail line ran past the back of the farm. And unfortunately (fortunately), a packed train happened to break down on the line right behind the farm, right at that time.

    I remember being shocked at the time that he could do such a thing:

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2761124/amp/Katie-Hopkins-FINALLY-admits-caught-camera-outdoor-romp-husband-Celebrity-Juice.html

    :D


  • #53
    Jimbob1977
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,239 ✭✭✭Jimbob1977


    There's easier ways to teach Officer Barbrady to read.


  • #54
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,015 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Galwayguy35 wrote: »
    Whats the odds of a guy who rides animals meeting a partner who likes to film him doing it, sounds like they are a perfect match.

    How does one even go about broaching a subject like that!?! "Would you like roast chicken?" "No, actually I'd like to roast a chicken".

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #55
    Eduard Khil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 796 ✭✭✭Eduard Khil


    Shut your fcukin face chicken fcuka


  • #56
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,280 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A interesting twist on the classic chicken skewer ...

    You won't find that recipe in a Delia Smith book, that's for sure.


  • #57
    I Am The Law
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭I Am The Law


    Anyone feel like chicken tonight?


  • #58
    I Am The Law
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭I Am The Law


    .......... chicken tonight?


  • #59
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,210 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Sterilise them so they can't procreate. We need less incredibly stupid people in the world.

    But we don't know they are stupid until they get caught doing stupid things.


  • #60
    Chalk McHugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,534 ✭✭✭Chalk McHugh


    This saucy crackpot just doesn't give a cluck.


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  • #61
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Galwayguy35 wrote: »
    Whats the odds of a guy who rides animals meeting a partner who likes to film him doing it, sounds like they are a perfect match.

    Reverse the roles and he’s a cluckold


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