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Do you keep a weapon by your bed?

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  • 07-07-2020 2:44pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭


    Home security is a big topic. I wonder how many people have something by their bed in case they hear a noise in the night? If not, what's your plan?

    I have a hurl by the bed. But the wife makes me clean it after pucking around, and even then it has to rest on a few sheets of kitchen paper. A friend of mine keeps a screwdriver in his bedside locker. I think my brother has half a snooker que as his. I don't know of any women which have something ready, which is concerning.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 503 ✭✭✭Kamu


    Only the wife.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭XsApollo


    I keep my weapon in my bed.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,083 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    Have a weapon sleeping next to me if that counts!


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators Posts: 6,232 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sheep Shagger


    I sleep on my stomach....


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,299 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    I have a PTRS-41 anti-tank rifle. You never know what the criminals will come at you with.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Home security is a big topic. I wonder how many people have something by their bed in case they hear a noise in the night? If not, what's your plan?

    I have a hurl by the bed. But the wife makes me clean it after pucking around, and even then it has to rest on a few sheets of kitchen paper. A friend of mine keeps a screwdriver in his bedside locker. I think my brother has half a snooker que as his. I don't know of any women which have something ready, which is concerning.

    You've already got a great defence, fcuk all worth stealing in Mayo. Can't fit the road to Dublin in the back of a pick up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭king_of_mayo


    Kamu wrote: »
    Only the wife.

    Having more than one person definitely helps. One can barricade the door while the other phones 999. But what if you need to check it out yourself, surely there's something at hand that you could use? I'd consider it irresponsible not to.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭SuperSean11


    Enjoy prison guys Voluntary manslaughter right there. Irish laws great


  • Registered Users Posts: 503 ✭✭✭Kamu


    Having more than one person definitely helps. One can barricade the door while the other phones 999. But what if you need to check it out yourself, surely there's something at hand that you could use? I'd consider it irresponsible not to.

    Serious answer, I've a lamp and guitars beside my bed that I can use in an emergency.

    The guitar specifically, while not the most balanced or standard shape, would do a fair amount of damage.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,379 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    I am the weapon.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    Baseball bat.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,608 ✭✭✭Feisar


    I collect knives so there happens to be a Cold Steel Gurkha Kukri beside the bed at the moment. It's not a weapon though, it's a curio.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users Posts: 51,508 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    5 iron. It’s my go to club.


  • Posts: 7,792 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It's a sad state of affairs when you can't defend yourself in your own home. Should be allowed to go postal on any mofo that breaks in, with no repercussions. Maybe just a few questions to establish that it was an unwelcome intruder and not someone that was invited over etc..


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,747 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    I do but I let her sleep in the bed, the oul bag for life


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,379 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Enjoy prison guys Voluntary manslaughter right there. Irish laws great

    I'm pretty sure you're allowed to use reasonable force to defend yourself if an intruder enters your bedroom. It was changed a few years ago.

    Anyway, I'd rather do time for manslaughter than just lie there passively while I'm raped and/or murdered.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,608 ✭✭✭Feisar


    It's a sad state of affairs when you can't defend yourself in your own home. Should be allowed to go postal on any mofo that breaks in, with no repercussions. Maybe just a few questions to establish that it was an unwelcome intruder and not someone that was invited over etc..

    One can to a degree, didn't they change the laws a few years ago? I remember something in the news about everyone'd home being their castle or some such. However one cannot have something to hand solely for the purpose being used as a weapon. Anyway, it's a hard heart that kills, not the tool.

    Edit - beaten to it punch.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Posts: 7,792 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Enjoy prison guys Voluntary manslaughter right there. Irish laws great

    Anyone got any ideas on what one could use; say an object that could reasonably expected to be in one's bedroom that would satisfy for the purpose of defending oneself. It would have to be effective and not considered a weapon lest one gets fvcked on a 'voluntary manslaughter' rap.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,608 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Enjoy prison guys Voluntary manslaughter right there. Irish laws great

    Is it not some form of murder if one has a weapon on hand? I thought it added premeditation into the fray?

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users Posts: 503 ✭✭✭Kamu


    Anyone got any ideas on what one could use; say an object that could reasonably expected to be in one's bedroom that would satisfy for the purpose of defending oneself. It would have to be effective and not considered a weapon lest one gets fvcked on a 'voluntary manslaughter' rap.

    If the person is still alive, then no manslaughter charge. So, just make sure you knock them da F out but still breathing.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,379 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Anyone got any ideas on what one could use; say an object that could reasonably expected to be in one's bedroom that would satisfy for the purpose of defending oneself. It would have to be effective and not considered a weapon lest one gets fvcked on a 'voluntary manslaughter' rap.

    You could have a shelf that you were going to hang the very next day, drill, screwdriver, hammer etc. all just sitting there for that very purpose.

    You could be a baseball fan with a bat and ball artistically arranged on your bedside table.

    You could be planning to take up golf and have your very first club in storage under the bed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭CrankyHaus


    Anyone got any ideas on what one could use; say an object that could reasonably expected to be in one's bedroom that would satisfy for the purpose of defending oneself. It would have to be effective and not considered a weapon lest one gets fvcked on a 'voluntary manslaughter' rap.

    Dildo FTW.


    https://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/acquittal-does-not-sanction-homeowners-to-kill-burglars-1.3427547

    "Case is first of its kind since new laws were brought in after Nally controversy in 2004"

    "the legal position was clarified somewhat in January 2012, with the enactment of the Criminal Law (Defence and the Dwelling) Act 2011. It allows for reasonable force by people who believe they need to use it to protect those in dwellings from assault, to protect property, to prevent a crime or to make an arrest. The law no longer requires a homeowner to retreat from a burglar, and extends to lands immediately around a dwelling. It is precisely those provisions Martin Keenan depended on in his defence while on trial for the murder of Wesley Mooney in June 2016.

    Mr Keenan claimed the deceased had attacked him just outside the caravan. And he had picked up the nearest object to him and hit him with it. That object was one side of a garden shears. The dead man was stabbed twice; one wound so large it pierced both lungs and proved fatal.

    Legal sources told The Irish Times that, in acquitting Mr Keenan the jury had accepted as true his statement he feared for his safety and lashed out at Mooney in self defence. The jury, said the sources, also believed Mr Keenan’s fears were objective and grounded in reality.

    “The verdict means the jury believe he was in real fear. And [the jury accepted] any reasonable person would have felt the same fear had they been in that situation,” said one source. “It is a very tall order to get any jury to accept both of those features. And somebody could only be acquitted if the jury accepts both. That won’t happen too often.”


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Still waters


    My Weiner is my wespon


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 2,604 Mod ✭✭✭✭horgan_p


    seems to be a few people here looking to unleash their inner Reservoir Dog on someone


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,868 ✭✭✭DellyBelly


    I have a hurley close by in the room. Hopefully will never have to use it on someone but if somebody does try to break in I'll certainly be ready and waitng so to speak..


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,174 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Ring are making these now, few hundert on Amazon. Great yoke:

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  • Registered Users Posts: 17,502 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    I carry my two guns with me everywhere I go *kisses arms*


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,518 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    I don't know of any women which have something ready, which is concerning.

    I knew a lady who had a baton type weapon in her bedside locker, was coated in rubber though rather than being metal or wood.
    Seemed a strange choice of material but she didn't seem comfortable talking about it when I brought it up so I'm not sure what the logic was.

    Not even sure why she has it as when I asked her did she ever have to use it, she told me to fcuk off.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,379 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    I knew a lady who had a baton type weapon in her bedside locker, was coated in rubber though rather than being metal or wood.
    Seemed a strange choice of material but she didn't seem comfortable talking about it when I brought it up so I'm not sure what the logic was.

    Not even sure why she has it as when I asked her did she ever have to use it, she told me to fcuk off.

    It's a pity she didn't tell you to buzz off.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,108 ✭✭✭✭y0ssar1an22


    my elderly parents keep a few golf clubs in various rooms upstairs. sad really that they have to do that. sign of the times unfortunately, but who knows when/where scum will strike.


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