Stupid Plastic Crap in Lidl...

Thargor · 04-07-2020 09:40PM #1

Look at this moronic crap I saw in Lidl earlier, note the green sticker "Invented by Real People Like You!", I sense someone actually taking the p1ss there, bet they were amazed when their boss gave it the green light.

Look at all the space the holder takes up on your counter! 4 out of 5 of those spatulas would feel the exact same in your hand. People were bringing this crap to the till and buying it...

No price on it in store but its nearly 30 quid on Amazon!

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Quirky-Spatula-Storage-Detachable-Utensil/dp/B00KCKNYHE

04-07-2020 09:42PM

The effort of changing a handle just to flip a pancake.

Much easier to keep your utensils in a holder with the footprint of a mug and not a SUV on your counter.

B.A._Baracus · 04-07-2020 09:45PM

I actually believe that most of business is just just about throwing stuff against the wall and hoping it sticks.

jetsonx · 04-07-2020 09:46PM

Just think when this cr@p ends up in a landfill...it will practically never decay or decompose. it will just sit in the ground leaching out chemicals for years and years.

retro:electro · 04-07-2020 09:46PM

Nothing is as bad as these horrific yokes I saw in there yesterday. Would ya be well now walking around in these

04-07-2020 09:47PM

retro:electro wrote: »

Nothing is as bad as these horrific yokes I saw in there yesterday. Would ya be well now walking around in these

Minions need shoes too!

Those are atrocious altogether.

Leg End Reject · 04-07-2020 09:47PM

retro:electro wrote: »

Nothing is as bad as these horrific yokes I saw in there yesterday. Would ya be well now walking around in these

The shame!

Vestiapx · 04-07-2020 09:48PM

retro:electro wrote: »

Nothing is as bad as these horrific yokes I saw in there yesterday. Would ya be well now walking around in these

That's awesome I want them.

Signore Fancy Pants · 04-07-2020 09:49PM

retro:electro wrote: »

Nothing is as bad as these horrific yokes I saw in there yesterday. Would ya be well now walking around in these

There is no God.

Vestiapx · 04-07-2020 09:51PM

retro:electro wrote: »

Nothing is as bad as these horrific yokes I saw in there yesterday. Would ya be well now walking around in these

Which branch were they in?

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly · 04-07-2020 09:51PM

Those runners are quite cool

Vestiapx · 04-07-2020 09:51PM

Signore Fancy Pants wrote: »

There is no God.

It's a Photoshop

ger vallely · 04-07-2020 09:52PM

retro:electro wrote: »

Nothing is as bad as these horrific yokes I saw in there yesterday. Would ya be well now walking around in these

Ah stop! Are these real? Really? Who in the bejaysus would wear those athletes foot inducing yokes?

Vestiapx · 04-07-2020 09:52PM

ger vallely wrote: »

Ah stop! Are these real? Really? Who in the bejaysus would wear those athletes foot inducing yokes?

Finland

I Am Nobody · 04-07-2020 10:22PM

retro:electro wrote: »

Nothing is as bad as these horrific yokes I saw in there yesterday. Would ya be well now walking around in these

Just imagine how gangster you would look with a pair of Lidl trainers.

Gooey Looey · 04-07-2020 10:27PM

retro:electro wrote: »

Nothing is as bad as these horrific yokes I saw in there yesterday. Would ya be well now walking around in these

Suits the clowns in Roscommon

matchthis · 04-07-2020 10:36PM

I Am Nobody wrote: »

Just imagine how gangster you would look with a pair of Lidl trainers.

In Aldi

I Am Nobody · 04-07-2020 10:39PM

Also anything from Silvercrest in Lidl.Save your money,just about everything they produce doesn't work.

Church on Tuesday · 04-07-2020 11:28PM

matchthis wrote: »

In Aldi

I bring an Aldi carrier bag to Lidil when I shop there.

What the **** are you going to do about it?

KungPao · 04-07-2020 11:36PM

Church on Tuesday wrote: »

I bring an Aldi carrier bag to Lidil when I shop there.

What the **** are you going to do about it?

I dunno man, I'd never feck with Germans like that, they aren't all smiles and sunshine.

Rodney Bathgate · 04-07-2020 11:38PM

Church on Tuesday wrote: »

I bring an Aldi carrier bag to Lidil when I shop there.

What the **** are you going to do about it?

The security guard will take a sh1t in your carrier bag when you aren’t looking.

KungPao · 04-07-2020 11:39PM

Rodney Bathgate wrote: »

The security guard will take a sh1t in your carrier bag when you aren’t looking.

And expect you to pay for it.

Rodney Bathgate · 04-07-2020 11:41PM

KungPao wrote: »

And expect you to pay for it.

Correct. He sticks a little barcode flag in it.

Church on Tuesday · 04-07-2020 11:42PM

KungPao wrote: »

I dunno man, I'd never feck with Germans like that, they aren't all smiles and sunshine.

I like living on the edge :cool:

ILoveYourVibes · 05-07-2020 12:56AM

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

I actually believe that most of business is just just about throwing stuff against the wall and hoping it sticks.

It is.

But ..its not what you do its the way that you do it..

cj maxx · 05-07-2020 01:07AM

Their tool section is a minefield.
Little fcucking things that might be brilliant but you'd use them maybe twice in your lifetime.
I'm a sucker for them.

Purple Mountain · 05-07-2020 01:08AM

retro:electro wrote: »

Nothing is as bad as these horrific yokes I saw in there yesterday. Would ya be well now walking around in these

No way!
That has to be a p*ss take

slade_x · 05-07-2020 01:32AM

Purple Mountain wrote: »

No way!
That has to be a p*ss take

No the real joke is as these have sold out in places around Europe they are selling for ridiculous amounts on Ebay.

I don't know whats going on:

Current bid €720:
https://www.ebay.ie/itm/Extremely-RARE-Lidl-Trainers-Bundle/363038023749?hash=item5486c0a045:g:BD4AAOSweEhe~nR2

Current bid €79:
https://www.ebay.ie/itm/Lidl-Trainers-Socks-EU41-UK7-5-US8-5-SOLD-OUT-Limited-Lidl-Sneaker/383614352285?hash=item5951327b9d:g:yTcAAOSwgMde~Q6e

Current bid €146:
https://www.ebay.ie/itm/Lidl-Trainers-Socks-EU41-UK7-8-US7-8-SOLD-OUT-Limited-Lidl-Sneaker/383614348151?hash=item5951326b77:g:uoQAAOSwA8le~Qo4

And a whopping Current bid for a set €3400
https://www.ebay.ie/itm/Lidl-Trainers-Socks-EU46-UK11-5-US12-5-SOLD-OUT-Limited-Lidl-Sneaker/383614876401?hash=item59513a7af1:g:FfMAAOSwP~Re~YSI

:rolleyes:

Purple Mountain · 05-07-2020 01:35AM

I suppose if you scratched the logo off them, you could pass them off as Tipperary/Clare merchandise

05-07-2020 01:40AM

The strong colours look pretty nice, and yeah wearing them is a bit of a f-u to the faceless slugs who'd never dare it

beachhead · 05-07-2020 01:47AM

It is incredibly how much crap that Aldi and Lidl produce that will finish up in landfill(with a half life of 50 years+0)a short time after being bought.How come the Greens never mention it.

Stupid Plastic Crap in Lidl...

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