Look at this moronic crap I saw in Lidl earlier, note the green sticker "Invented by Real People Like You!", I sense someone actually taking the p1ss there, bet they were amazed when their boss gave it the green light.
Look at all the space the holder takes up on your counter! 4 out of 5 of those spatulas would feel the exact same in your hand. People were bringing this crap to the till and buying it...

No price on it in store but its nearly 30 quid on Amazon!
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Quirky-Spatula-Storage-Detachable-Utensil/dp/B00KCKNYHE