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The worst songs that you ever heard?

  • 12-04-2020 02:45PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    It doesn't matter whether they're covers or not? And since there's more than one crappy song feel free to name has many as you like.
    Only please if possible put the singer with the song.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,510 ✭✭✭Be right back


    The celebrity cover of Imagine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,845 ✭✭✭py2006


    Bitch I’m Madonna


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,142 ✭✭✭✭PsychoPete


    95% of the mainstream music played on the radio


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,173 ✭✭✭RandomViewer


    Blue da da Dee Da Dr da


  • Posts: 5,422 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Wield your ban hammer:



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Ronan keatings cover version of Fairytale of New York.
    He basically crucified a brilliant song. I would never be that cruel to ask posters to listen to it. Its rumoured the CIA use the song when torturing prisoners, amnesty international has appealed for this blantant disregard of human rights to stop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Wonderwall. Can't stand the song or the band.

    Yourself op?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Wield your ban hammer:


    Please have a heart dont show this song to people. Its Known to cause hurt and pain and emotional breakdown tendencies. People actually cry in pain when they here is thing.( poor Shane McGowan)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,173 ✭✭✭RandomViewer


    Probably not worst but Grace Jones "Slave to the rhythm " puts me to sleep on the first verse


  • Posts: 7,852 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Anything by the Strokes or Radiohead.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,586 ✭✭✭KevRossi


    Anything that involves Autotune, or any high pitched waliling and 'mmm..oh yeahhh..baby..'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,655 ✭✭✭✭Tokyo


    Under my umbarella

    ella

    ella

    ella

    ey

    ey

    ey ey


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,059 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Slave is a classic.

    Scooch - Flying the Flag


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,706 ✭✭✭Muppet Man


    This is so bad it’s actually good. He does appear have a voice, but there is literally no song

    https://youtu.be/RUaYbfKZIiA

    On the phone so can’t wrap YouTube tags on this


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,852 ✭✭✭barneygumble99


    Wagon wheel. Rots me from the inside. Closely followed by Fairytale of New York.


  • Moderators, Regional North West Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 19,248 Mod ✭✭✭✭byte
    byte


    Friday! Rebeca Black.


    And thanks RandomViewer, I've that bastard song stuck in my head now :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭85603


    There's a song that starts with the lyrics 'do you ever feel like a plastic bag'.

    I'm sure it's shyte, but I'll never know cause I flat out refuse to listen to it after that line.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,587 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    KevRossi wrote: »
    Anything that involves Autotune, or any high pitched waliling and 'mmm..oh yeahhh..baby..'.

    This for me. You’re basically admitting that even in a studio you’re a talentless **** who can’t actually sing.

    Also, special mention for the likes of Kanye West ****ing on about his new runners or some other vacuous, vain money related ****e.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,160 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    85603 wrote: »
    There's a song that starts with the lyrics 'do you ever feel like a plastic bag'.

    I'm sure it's shyte, but I'll never know cause I flat out refuse to listen to it after that line.

    Katy Perry
    I always wondered if that song was inspired by American Beauty.

    For me.
    Summertime.
    Danny Boy (even by Johnny Cash).
    Fields of Athenry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The streets "cry your eyes"the most dragged out and annoying song. That again its finished I do be wondering why him the band didn't fu-k that song into the fire.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭85603


    There was one there recently where the singer puts on this wicckle pudgy sad boy voice, and sings about wuv.


    I'm twying to wemember the name.

    Edit: Found it. Never change, by picture this. Truly the cheesiest song of the year.

    I've never been bwave.

    Awww. He's never been bwave.




    Then there's the sickly sweet lyrics of say you won't let go.

    I'll bring you breakfast in bed with a kiss on the head and take the kids to school .

    Sweet merciful jaysus. There are some crimes against music out there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    byte wrote: »
    Friday! Rebeca Black.


    And thanks RandomViewer, I've that bastard song stuck in my head now :(

    Long may it last through the lockdown


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 397 ✭✭js35


    Anything by Ed Sheehan ... comes across as a lovely chap but his music is bland and forgettable


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 439 ✭✭paddythere


    'Real to me' by Brian McFadden


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,715 ✭✭✭Mehaffey1


    John Lennon - Imagine.

    Would be a hateful song sung by anyone but I detest John Lennon too, combination made in hell.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23 Ich liebe Berlin


    Gwen Stefani - Wind it Up

    It's beyond terrible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    paddythere wrote: »
    'Real to me' by Brian McFadden

    Forgot about him, he wailed a song called Irish Son. Was absolutely sh-te


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Mehaffey1 wrote: »
    John Lennon - Imagine.

    Would be a hateful song sung by anyone but I detest John Lennon too, combination made in hell.

    Id agree with imagine, overhyped.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,173 ✭✭✭RandomViewer


    Keeping the head wreck going "Anne Lee 2 times"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Keeping the head wreck going "Anne Lee 2 times"

    Don't worry help is on the way


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