The worst songs that you ever heard?

Kylta

It doesn't matter whether they're covers or not? And since there's more than one crappy song feel free to name has many as you like.
Only please if possible put the singer with the song.

Be right back

The celebrity cover of Imagine.

py2006

Bitch I’m Madonna

PsychoPete

95% of the mainstream music played on the radio

RandomViewer

Blue da da Dee Da Dr da

Wield your ban hammer:

Kylta

Ronan keatings cover version of Fairytale of New York.
He basically crucified a brilliant song. I would never be that cruel to ask posters to listen to it. Its rumoured the CIA use the song when torturing prisoners, amnesty international has appealed for this blantant disregard of human rights to stop.

fleet_admiral

Wonderwall. Can't stand the song or the band.

Yourself op?

Kylta

Deleted User wrote: »

Wield your ban hammer:

Please have a heart dont show this song to people. Its Known to cause hurt and pain and emotional breakdown tendencies. People actually cry in pain when they here is thing.( poor Shane McGowan)

RandomViewer

Probably not worst but Grace Jones "Slave to the rhythm " puts me to sleep on the first verse

Anything by the Strokes or Radiohead.

KevRossi

Anything that involves Autotune, or any high pitched waliling and 'mmm..oh yeahhh..baby..'.

Tokyo

Under my umbarella

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Harry Palmr

Slave is a classic.

Scooch - Flying the Flag

Muppet Man

This is so bad it’s actually good. He does appear have a voice, but there is literally no song

https://youtu.be/RUaYbfKZIiA

On the phone so can’t wrap YouTube tags on this

barneygumble99

Wagon wheel. Rots me from the inside. Closely followed by Fairytale of New York.

byte

Friday! Rebeca Black.


And thanks RandomViewer, I've that bastard song stuck in my head now

85603

There's a song that starts with the lyrics 'do you ever feel like a plastic bag'.

I'm sure it's shyte, but I'll never know cause I flat out refuse to listen to it after that line.

Collie D

KevRossi wrote: »

Anything that involves Autotune, or any high pitched waliling and 'mmm..oh yeahhh..baby..'.

This for me. You’re basically admitting that even in a studio you’re a talentless **** who can’t actually sing.

Also, special mention for the likes of Kanye West ****ing on about his new runners or some other vacuous, vain money related ****e.

the beer revolu

85603 wrote: »

There's a song that starts with the lyrics 'do you ever feel like a plastic bag'.

I'm sure it's shyte, but I'll never know cause I flat out refuse to listen to it after that line.

Katy Perry
I always wondered if that song was inspired by American Beauty.

For me.
Summertime.
Danny Boy (even by Johnny Cash).
Fields of Athenry.

Kylta

The streets "cry your eyes"the most dragged out and annoying song. That again its finished I do be wondering why him the band didn't fu-k that song into the fire.

85603

There was one there recently where the singer puts on this wicckle pudgy sad boy voice, and sings about wuv.


I'm twying to wemember the name.

Edit: Found it. Never change, by picture this. Truly the cheesiest song of the year.

I've never been bwave.

Awww. He's never been bwave.




Then there's the sickly sweet lyrics of say you won't let go.

I'll bring you breakfast in bed with a kiss on the head and take the kids to school .

Sweet merciful jaysus. There are some crimes against music out there.

Kylta

byte wrote: »

Friday! Rebeca Black.


And thanks RandomViewer, I've that bastard song stuck in my head now

Long may it last through the lockdown

js35

Anything by Ed Sheehan ... comes across as a lovely chap but his music is bland and forgettable

paddythere

'Real to me' by Brian McFadden

Mehaffey1

John Lennon - Imagine.

Would be a hateful song sung by anyone but I detest John Lennon too, combination made in hell.

Ich liebe Berlin

Gwen Stefani - Wind it Up

It's beyond terrible.

Kylta

paddythere wrote: »

'Real to me' by Brian McFadden

Forgot about him, he wailed a song called Irish Son. Was absolutely sh-te

Kylta

Mehaffey1 wrote: »

John Lennon - Imagine.

Would be a hateful song sung by anyone but I detest John Lennon too, combination made in hell.

Id agree with imagine, overhyped.

RandomViewer

Keeping the head wreck going "Anne Lee 2 times"

Kylta

RandomViewer wrote: »

Keeping the head wreck going "Anne Lee 2 times"

Don't worry help is on the way

RandomViewer

Kylta wrote: »

Don't worry help is on the way

Haven't done Mr Blobby or Tellytubbies yet

tastyt

Those 2 Bryan McFadden songs should be thanked a thousand times, embarrassing songs.

The only positive that came from them is that they finished his career in music thank god.

Also , any song with the words “ in da club “ in them which is basically every second piece of ****e on the radio

Sorry about that

Life, by Des'ree is one of the worst.

Kylta

tastyt wrote: »

Those 2 Bryan McFadden songs should be thanked a thousand times, embarrassing songs.

The only positive that came from them is that they finished his career in music thank god.

What career in music. You have to be talented to be a musician or singer. That poor unfortunate had neither

Kylta

RandomViewer wrote: »

Haven't done Mr Blobby or Tellytubbies yet

Hey dont forget the birdy song, or barney (not sure if thats his name it just sounds familiar) the dinosaur

Your Face

That song from Bewitched years ago.
Murder inducing.

RandomViewer

I'm going to up the ante with the Crazy Frog remix of Blue, any axe murders resulting are not my fault

RandomViewer

Kylta wrote: »

Hey dont forget the birdy song, or barney (not sure if thats his name it just sounds familiar) the dinosaur

Whitfield Saturday Night.deafness is bliss

RandomViewer

Brian Kennedy had a TV show ugh, anyway he murdered various songs weekly for whatever number of weeks/year's, but the worst was probably his attempt at U2s "One"

Mehaffey1

All The Things She Said by T.A.T.U

Awful whiney song that stuck in your head, over use of strobe lighting in the music video and a child abuse angle to the formation of the band itself, makes you sick.

s1ippy

That one they were playing in ads for Shine a Light on Fb.

Light up light up as if you have a choice. Fuçking bizarre lyrics and gross melody.

Also the absolute anal decimation of that Oasis song Half a world away that was knocking around some recent Christmas.

I guess I just hate the genre of "little girl singing with auto tuner for xfactor fans".

JohnnyFlash

Cotton Eyed Joe.

RandomViewer

Mehaffey1 wrote: »

All The Things She Said by T.A.T.U

Awful whiney song that stuck in your head, over use of strobe lighting in the music video and a child abuse angle to the formation of the band itself, makes you sick.

I half like that but then again my favourite Europop song is 99 red balloons which nobody else seems to get.

RandomViewer

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Cotton Eyed Joe.

There's the Emmerdale one as well who's name I can't recall and won't look up

Mehaffey1

RandomViewer wrote: »

I half like that but then again my favourite Europop song is 99 red balloons which nobody else seems to get.

Think the German original got voted Best Song Ever in a competition on boards so you're not alone and it's a fine song, doesn't take itself seriously which is refreshing.

s1ippy

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Cotton Eyed Joe.

I have a soft spot for it because it was my nephew's favourite song when he was a toddler... I don't know if you've seen the video for it, it's full of naked women. He was mad for it

It's about getting an STD

Kylta

RandomViewer wrote: »

Brian Kennedy had a TV show ugh, anyway he murdered various songs weekly for whatever number of weeks/year's, but the worst was probably his attempt at U2s "One"

Who tells these people that they can sing

punchdrunk

https://youtu.be/kFvMsM2tkCE

The Beatles being sonically lined up against a wall and shot one by one...

pavb2

Two of the dreariest, lifeless and depressing songs for me are ‘I Want to stand with you on a Mountain’ by Savage Garden and ‘Wonderful Tonight’ by Eric Clapton.

Relikk

Chumbawamba - Tubthumping
Aqua - Barbie Girl

I'd be here all day listing these, but just look through a list of number one's from the mid 90's to now and you'll see nearly all of the worst songs of all-time listed there. The mediocrity of popular music from then to now is really alarming.