The worst songs that you ever heard?

Kylta

It doesn't matter whether they're covers or not? And since there's more than one crappy song feel free to name has many as you like.
Only please if possible put the singer with the song.

Be right back

The celebrity cover of Imagine.

py2006

Bitch I’m Madonna

PsychoPete

95% of the mainstream music played on the radio

RandomViewer

Blue da da Dee Da Dr da

Wield your ban hammer:

Kylta

Ronan keatings cover version of Fairytale of New York.
He basically crucified a brilliant song. I would never be that cruel to ask posters to listen to it. Its rumoured the CIA use the song when torturing prisoners, amnesty international has appealed for this blantant disregard of human rights to stop.

fleet_admiral

Wonderwall. Can't stand the song or the band.

Yourself op?

Kylta

Deleted User wrote: »

Wield your ban hammer:

Please have a heart dont show this song to people. Its Known to cause hurt and pain and emotional breakdown tendencies. People actually cry in pain when they here is thing.( poor Shane McGowan)

RandomViewer

Probably not worst but Grace Jones "Slave to the rhythm " puts me to sleep on the first verse

Anything by the Strokes or Radiohead.

KevRossi

Anything that involves Autotune, or any high pitched waliling and 'mmm..oh yeahhh..baby..'.

Tokyo

Under my umbarella

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Harry Palmr

Slave is a classic.

Scooch - Flying the Flag

Muppet Man

This is so bad it’s actually good. He does appear have a voice, but there is literally no song

https://youtu.be/RUaYbfKZIiA

On the phone so can’t wrap YouTube tags on this

barneygumble99

Wagon wheel. Rots me from the inside. Closely followed by Fairytale of New York.

byte

Friday! Rebeca Black.


And thanks RandomViewer, I've that bastard song stuck in my head now

85603

There's a song that starts with the lyrics 'do you ever feel like a plastic bag'.

I'm sure it's shyte, but I'll never know cause I flat out refuse to listen to it after that line.

Collie D

KevRossi wrote: »

Anything that involves Autotune, or any high pitched waliling and 'mmm..oh yeahhh..baby..'.

This for me. You’re basically admitting that even in a studio you’re a talentless **** who can’t actually sing.

Also, special mention for the likes of Kanye West ****ing on about his new runners or some other vacuous, vain money related ****e.

the beer revolu

85603 wrote: »

There's a song that starts with the lyrics 'do you ever feel like a plastic bag'.

I'm sure it's shyte, but I'll never know cause I flat out refuse to listen to it after that line.

Katy Perry
I always wondered if that song was inspired by American Beauty.

For me.
Summertime.
Danny Boy (even by Johnny Cash).
Fields of Athenry.

Kylta

The streets "cry your eyes"the most dragged out and annoying song. That again its finished I do be wondering why him the band didn't fu-k that song into the fire.

85603

There was one there recently where the singer puts on this wicckle pudgy sad boy voice, and sings about wuv.


I'm twying to wemember the name.

Edit: Found it. Never change, by picture this. Truly the cheesiest song of the year.

I've never been bwave.

Awww. He's never been bwave.




Then there's the sickly sweet lyrics of say you won't let go.

I'll bring you breakfast in bed with a kiss on the head and take the kids to school .

Sweet merciful jaysus. There are some crimes against music out there.

Kylta

byte wrote: »

Friday! Rebeca Black.


And thanks RandomViewer, I've that bastard song stuck in my head now

Long may it last through the lockdown

js35

Anything by Ed Sheehan ... comes across as a lovely chap but his music is bland and forgettable

paddythere

'Real to me' by Brian McFadden

Mehaffey1

John Lennon - Imagine.

Would be a hateful song sung by anyone but I detest John Lennon too, combination made in hell.

Ich liebe Berlin

Gwen Stefani - Wind it Up

It's beyond terrible.

Kylta

paddythere wrote: »

'Real to me' by Brian McFadden

Forgot about him, he wailed a song called Irish Son. Was absolutely sh-te

Kylta

Mehaffey1 wrote: »

John Lennon - Imagine.

Would be a hateful song sung by anyone but I detest John Lennon too, combination made in hell.

Id agree with imagine, overhyped.

RandomViewer

Keeping the head wreck going "Anne Lee 2 times"

Kylta

RandomViewer wrote: »

Keeping the head wreck going "Anne Lee 2 times"

Don't worry help is on the way