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A story in six words

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    #3782
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Thespoofer wrote: »
    Stay at home or get arrested.
    Drunk in charge of the winebottle


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    #3783
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Thespoofer wrote: »
    Stay at home or get arrested.

    Anything to escape the families clutches


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    #3784
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Give the dog a bad name

    Scummy ****hole bastard.. will that do


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    #3785
    nigeldaniel
    Registered Users Posts: 1,338 ✭✭✭nigeldaniel


    What, a story, in six words.

    Dan.



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    #3786
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    Scummy ****hole bastard.. will that do
    You must know my mother-in-law intimately


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    #3787
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Wine,cheese, and crackers for breakfast.

    And jesus rose from the dead


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    #3788
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    You must know my mother-in-law intimately

    maybe she once was human too


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    #3789
    zerosugarbuzz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭zerosugarbuzz


    They all lived happily ever after.


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    #3790
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    maybe she once was human too
    If she was she was Vlad.


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    #3791
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    zerosugarbuzz wrote: »
    They all lived happily ever after.

    In a lemondrop spaceship on uranus


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    #3792
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    If she was she was Vlad.

    You do have really notorious in-laws


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    #3793
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Thespoofer wrote: »
    Ryanair trying to keep my money.

    But they are much better now


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    #3794
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    You do have really notorious in-laws
    They are more like notorious out-laws


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    #3795
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    They are more like notorious out-laws

    Deep down.. they are your in-laws


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    #3796
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    Deep down.. they are your in-laws
    6ft down they are my lawn.


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    #3797
    saabsaab
    Registered Users Posts: 7,741 ✭✭✭saabsaab


    One corona two corona multiple corona


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    #3798
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    saabsaab wrote: »
    One corona two corona multiple corona

    Lets have party all day long


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    #3799
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    6ft down they are my lawn.

    How you weeped tears of loss


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    #3800
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The tortoise vaulted over the fence


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    #3801
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I'm the enemy of all hitchhikers


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    #3802
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I am human not a beast


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    #3803
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,199 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    I am human not a beast

    The wolf of wall Street announced


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    #3804
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The wolf of wall Street announced

    I'm toothless since the financial collapse


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    #3805
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,199 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    I'm toothless since the financial collapse

    Bertie ahern was still fabricating stuff


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    #3806
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,083 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Death just won't come to me


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    #3807
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,083 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Tomorrow I will find a way


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    #3808
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Death just won't come to me

    What if death exactly mirrors life


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    #3809
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Bertie ahern was still fabricating stuff

    Its the black stuff for bertie


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    #3810
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Tomorrow I will find a way

    Do you get lost very often


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    #3811
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    How you weeped tears of loss
    Danced with joy and no remorse


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