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A story in six words

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    #3812
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Danced with joy and no remorse

    My legless waltz brought many tears


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    #3813
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Legless in Seattle Stoned in Amsterdam


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    #3814
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Legless in Seattle Stoned in Amsterdam

    You do know how to party


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    #3815
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Legless in Seattle Stoned in Amsterdam

    My hero blitzed on two continents


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    #3816
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    You do know how to party
    Now in isolation long gone memories


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    #3817
    nigeldaniel
    Registered Users Posts: 1,338 ✭✭✭nigeldaniel


    From six feet, she sighed warily.

    Dan.



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    #3818
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    nigeldaniel wrote: »
    From six feet, she sighed warily.
    Too late. The first sod hit her.


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    #3819
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    nigeldaniel wrote: »
    From six feet, she sighed warily.

    My fu©king husband is still breathing


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    #3820
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Now in isolation long gone memories

    The magic of memory never forgotten


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    #3821
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    The magic of memory never forgotten
    Memories view through rose tinted glasses


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    #3822
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Memories view through rose tinted glasses

    Amnesnia is a scoundrels perfect excuse


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    #3823
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Now in isolation long gone memories

    Crocodile tears where not good enough


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    #3824
    dinneenp
    Registered Users Posts: 8,100 ✭✭✭dinneenp


    Sunny outside. Pity he'll never know.


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    #3825
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    dinneenp wrote: »
    Sunny outside. Pity he'll never know.

    Open the cell release the prisoner


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    #3826
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    Crocodile tears where not good enough
    The jury saw through this ruse


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    #3827
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    The jury saw through this ruse

    But you stuck to your guns


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    #3828
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    The jury saw through this ruse

    The truth.. nothing but the truth


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    #3829
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    The truth.. nothing but the truth
    And still the verdict was guilty


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    #3830
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    And still the verdict was guilty

    Guilty by association is not guilt


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    #3831
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I'm taking a holiday from myself


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    #3832
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Im barred from hell satan said


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    #3833
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    Im barred from hell satan said
    Maybe not. Satan is a liar.


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    #3834
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Maybe not. Satan is a liar.
    Maybe that should be a "barrister"


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    #3835
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Maybe not. Satan is a liar.


    Does Satan dress in a kilt


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    #3836
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Maybe that should be a "barrister"

    Through he does represent the good


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    #3837
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Maybe that should be a "barrister"

    Maybe its truly his divine calling


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    #3838
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Live life to your full capacity


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    #3839
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Never close the door to life


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    #3840
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Stop implying that I'm really handsome


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    #3841
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    Does Satan dressed in a kilt
    Only in an extremely warm climate


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