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A story in six words

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    #3872
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Cedric Faithful Nozzle wrote: »
    When in doubt, Take it out
    Exactly the cure for a mother-in-law


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    #3873
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Exactly the cure for a mother-in-law

    Wine, dine, and maybe sixty-nine her


    Sorry for that one I couldn't help myself


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    #3874
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    Wine, dine, and maybe sixty-nine her


    Sorry for that one I couldn't help myself
    :D:eek:

    99 maybe but definitely not 69


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    #3875
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    Wine, dine, and maybe sixty-nine her


    Sorry for that one I couldn't help myself
    Those nightmares will haunt me forever.


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    #3876
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Those nightmares will haunt me forever.

    Think of rainbows and dancing unicorns


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    #3877
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    :D:eek:

    99 maybe but definitely not 69

    I apologise for your coming nightmares


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    #3878
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I truly believe I can fly


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    #3879
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    My front legs are twisted twins


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    #3880
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    My testicles have a mad itch


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    #3881
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The dog bit the concrete pole


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    #3882
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The tightrope was made of string


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    #3883
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I'm getting bored where's my fiddle


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    #3884
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    I'm getting bored where's my fiddle

    "It's on the roof", exclaimed Benjamin


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    #3885
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    "It's on the roof", exclaimed Benjamin

    Ben lied, it was already ashes


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    #3886
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Ben lied, it was already ashes

    The ashes of one thousand souls


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    #3887
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The ashes of one thousand souls

    They perished for my divine indulgences


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    #3888
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    They perished for my divine indulgences
    And heating oil was never cheaper


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    #3889
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    And heating oil was never cheaper

    Massaging oil ruined my girlfriends motivation


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    #3890
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    The massage therapist's hands were cold


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    #3891
    Banana Republic.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,906 ✭✭✭Banana Republic.


    Date, girl, two weeks, pregnant, oooops


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    #3892
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Banana Republic. wrote: »
    Date, girl, two weeks, pregnant, ****
    Some people not exercising social distancing.


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    #3893
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Banana Republic. wrote: »
    Date, girl, two weeks, pregnant, ****

    Could you please name baby Covid


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    #3894
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    Could you please name baby Covid
    Maybe Covideen would be more appropriate


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    #3895
    Banana Republic.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,906 ✭✭✭Banana Republic.


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Some people not exercising social distancing.

    :D that was few years ago, it was seen as appropriate behavior then lol


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    #3896
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Banana Republic. wrote: »
    :D that was few years ago, it was seen as appropriate behavior then lol
    Have patience. Good times will return.


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    #3897
    Banana Republic.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,906 ✭✭✭Banana Republic.


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Have patience. Good times will return.

    Thank you, that’s very nice of you to say so :D


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    #3898
    FortuneChip
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    Nothing more annoying than an unfinished


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    #3899
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Banana Republic. wrote: »
    Date, girl, two weeks, pregnant, oooops

    Two weeks.. that was very fast


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    #3900
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    FortuneChip wrote: »
    Nothing more annoying than an unfinished

    Never-ending story of a dismal life


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    #3901
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Never-ending story of a dismal life

    The untold story of Michael D.


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