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Ultimate Crisp Tournament

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  • #4232
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,966 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    Common sense prevails. Cheese and Onion Taytos are the only crisps worth eating.

    And now, as Claudio Raineri once said: now we go straight away, to win The Title.

    A fat, Italian failure being quoted by a fat, Irish wand-waver.


  • #4233
    Will I Am Not
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,496 ✭✭✭Will I Am Not


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    Common sense prevails. Cheese and Onion Taytos are the only crisps worth eating.

    And now, as Claudio Raineri once said: now we go straight away, to win The Title.

    Fun fact. If you say Woke Hogan with a mouth full of Tayto it sounds like smokey bacon.


  • #4234
    yabadabado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,634 ✭✭✭✭yabadabado


    Bacon Fries
    Great to see Tayto triumph,a proper crisp.

    People who voted for Meanies ,what sorta **** hand have ye been dealt in life that you would even dream of voting for those pieces of styrofoam crap.

    ****ing paupers.


  • #4235
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Bacon Fries
    Meanies-logo-strip.jpg

    IRELAND'S FAVOURITE CRISP, NUMBER ONE, NUMERO UNO, THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE


  • #4236
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,966 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    bluewolf wrote: »
    " " " " " "

    Oh cool, am I included in The Horde now? That must mean I'm awesome.


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  • #4237
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,850 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Scurrilous accusation, G. One would hope you can provide proof? Or as they say on Boards...."link?"

    There is no proof, D but the mods let it go.

    I’ll admit it “bothered” me at one point but now I just see it as a form of “ad hominem” so not really worth paying too much attention to.

    EmmetSpiceland: Oft imitated but never bettered.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #4238
    Uncharted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Bacon Fries
    Stevieluvsye wrote: »
    I would buddy but she’s loaded :(

    That is a different story.

    A wise man should never stretch the neck of a layin' hen.


  • #4239
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Bacon Fries
    Will I Am Not wrote: »
    Fun fact. If you say Woke Hogan with a mouth full of Tayto it sounds like smokey bacon.

    And what about with a mouth full of jizz?


  • #4240
    Woke Hogan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    Bacon Fries
    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    A fat, Italian failure being quoted by a fat, Irish wand-waver.

    I run 60 miles a week, pal. The fattest thing about me was my erection when I was burying it into your mrs last night.


  • #4241
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Bacon Fries
    bluewolf wrote: »
    " " " " " "

    Oh shït I've been "rumbled"


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  • #4242
    Will I Am Not
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,496 ✭✭✭Will I Am Not


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    And what about with a mouth full of jizz?

    I haven’t tried that one yet. Maybe you can report back?


  • #4243
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bacon Fries
    FINAL GOES LIVE AT 9PM


  • #4244
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    Oh shït I've been "rumbled"

    It’s more than you’ve managed on your missus for the past 10 years. You tragic Mondeo driving cuckold.


  • #4245
    Leg End Reject
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,784 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Bacon Fries
    Where's the final?

    I haven't eaten or slept properly for 48 hrs, I need to wash my hair, I randomly banged the keyboard in work and walked about shuffling paper to look busy, I currently have 89 5c coins clenched precariously in my vagina ....

    How did this happen? I just need to see Tayto win so I can get back to a normal life.

    Edit: 9 bells it is
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




  • #4246
    Stevieluvsye
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    Omackeral wrote: »
    FINAL GOES LIVE AT 9PM

    I expect viewer figures to be down


  • #4247
    Max Tiny Spokesperson
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Max Tiny Spokesperson


    how did the coins thing even start


  • #4248
    Uncharted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Bacon Fries
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    Meanies-logo-strip.jpg

    IRELAND'S FAVOURITE CRISP, NUMBER ONE, NUMERO UNO, THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE

    Pathetic.


    Window licker-esque.


  • #4249
    Max Tiny Spokesperson
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Max Tiny Spokesperson


    Stevieluvsye wrote: »
    I expect viewer figures to be down

    i duno, it's after the watershed


  • #4250
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Bacon Fries
    Will I Am Not wrote: »
    I haven’t tried that one yet. Maybe you can report back?

    Roger is your man for that. Constantly sending dick pics to males on this forum. A lot of shedding going on on that glans head. Will be raw enough if he tears the membrane away.


  • #4251
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »
    Go **** yourself and **** your lieutenants too. A shambles of a competition. Ran in an amateur fashion. I withdraw all my kind remarks about you. You're a cretin and ****.

    I had high hopes for this competition at the start.
    It soon descended into high farce with the untimely elimination of Chickatees, a farce characterised by shoddy organization, match fixing, imbeciles who should be disenfranchised and an OP who seems asleep at the wheel, and now finally epitomized by nonces crying about meanies, crap if you found in your Halloween bag, you'd hand back.

    Im just staying to see Tayto safely over the line. Wouldnt recommend thread though. 1/10

    If the thread was a snack, it would be a meanie:
    Cheap, dry and nasty, bitterly disappointing on the palatte, and presented in lurid, tacky livery. Utterly offensive.


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  • #4252
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,850 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    Meanies-logo-strip.jpg

    IRELAND'S FAVOURITE CRISP, NUMBER ONE, NUMERO UNO, THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE

    I think it’s time to remind just how humble the beginnings of “Ireland’s Favourite Crisps” were.

    42345ff03cafc5ee86eeeced69b0a6af.jpg

    From the back of a packet of “Space Raiders”, getting rescued by, a quite frankly wankable, “Astra” and her crew all the way to the pinnacle of Irish crisps, and society.

    Truly inspirational.

    EmmetSpiceland: Oft imitated but never bettered.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #4253
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Bacon Fries
    Tayto put up a good fight, as you'd expect, they are a quality crisp, but I'm delighted Meanies won out


  • #4254
    Uncharted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Bacon Fries
    bluewolf wrote: »
    how did the coins thing even start

    One of this lot dressed up as a Trocaire box last Halloween.

    Long story


  • #4255
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Bacon Fries
    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    It’s more than you’ve managed on your missus for the past 10 years. You tragic Mondeo driving cuckold.

    Aragh what would you know, you coke addled alcoholic. I hear you have to take 3 Viagra these days to even get half a stir out of the 3.5 incher.

    Any truth to the rumor that when you were with that fat Scouse yoke at the weekend, you were attempting to pleasure her with your fingers, and when it moved onto the main event and you dropped down those yellowed y fronts, she said "s'alrigh chuck, just gimme the fingers back instead"


  • #4256
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bacon Fries
    There will be no controversy here. Final is going to be conducted via poll. A poll will be uploaded by MOD Skylinehead and will run for exactly 60 minutes. It will be put up at 9PM and close at 10PM

    Feel free to continue discussion, give your reasons, sh*t on the opposition, engage in propaganda and influence as normal throughout the hour.


  • #4257
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,850 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Here, lads, can we please watch the language regarding “special needs” people.

    It’s ****ing disgusting and reflects really badly on you.

    EmmetSpiceland: Oft imitated but never bettered.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #4258
    Stevieluvsye
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    Anyway I’m going bacon rasher for reasons probably known


  • #4259
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    Roger is your man for that. Constantly sending dick pics to males on this forum. A lot of shedding going on on that glans head. Will be raw enough if he tears the membrane away.

    FFS man (if you actually are one), i didnt know you were a beor. Get over it. Just delete them.
    Or pretend its yours and forward to Leg End Reject one


  • #4260
    Stevieluvsye
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    Omackeral wrote: »
    There will be no controversy here. Final is going to be conducted via poll. A poll will be uploaded by MOD Skylinehead and will run for exactly 60 minutes. It will be put up at 9PM and close at 10PM

    Feel free to continue discussion, give your reasons, sh*t on the opposition, engage in propaganda and influence as normal throughout the hour.

    Fair play by the way and well run. I’ll probably just head back to my political threads after this but enjoyed this


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  • #4261
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,966 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    I run 60 miles a week, pal. The fattest thing about me was my erection when I was burying it into your mrs last night.

    Try as you might W, you can't run the gay away, you anal-only necrophile.


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