Ultimate Crisp Tournament

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 08:21PM

Bacon Fries

Leg End Reject wrote: »

It'd wasted anyway, I've currently 57 5c coins rammed up my gooter.

Sounds rough.

Let me know if there's any 'change'.

JohnnyFlash · 28-08-2019 08:22PM

Aceandstuff wrote: »

MINT CRISP IS BEST CRISP.

Fûck off you fat stoner. Go back to the PlayStation.

28-08-2019 08:22PM

Bacon Fries

Uncharted wrote: »

What in the name of jaysus has got into you,ya contrary hoor ya ??

I never said a bad word about you or this (Tayto crowning ) competition.

Wind yer neck in and read back through the posts.

Your not on cell block H , dealing with Queen B and aul Lizzy now,ya know.

That was that fake Omackeral account back again. He's gone now.

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 08:22PM

Bacon Fries

Baggly wrote: »

And now to stab all the tayto boys in the back.

Don't even joke.

28-08-2019 08:22PM

At least the FG/FF termites have come out of their mound.

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 08:23PM

odyssey06 wrote: »

Go commit dole fraud if you want to feel like a scouser.

But really if you walked around a Liverpool street with meanie stink breath theyd chuck you in the Mersey.

I’ve been to Liverpool. And have little “desire” to go back.

A concrete place where women walk around “screeching” in very, very, short skirts and the men all look like Jamie Carragher and are liable to accost you over accidentally looking in their direction.

Very similar to Glasgow.

No thanks.

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 08:23PM

Aceandstuff wrote: »

MINT CRISP IS BEST CRISP.

If you don't leave now, I'm going to f*cking explode in a Meanie-based fury, you fat-handed twat.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 28-08-2019 08:23PM

Bacon Fries

Wake up. The final already happened. Bacon Fries are seventh or eighth best crisp in the country, at best. A novelty item served in pubs. Who ever brought bacon fries on a picnic, or served them beside a little iceberg lettuce and a toasted special. Tayto won. Meanies will be second based on votes. I don't remember the rest.

Sally Anne Jnr. (Meanies Martyr)

PARlance · 28-08-2019 08:23PM

Just back from real life!
Disappointed but not shocked by the result. The sheeples turned out in force to keep the status quo. And we wonder why the country is fcuked. They'll celebrate this with imaginary missionary position sex tonight, no doubt.

I call on all meanies supporters to rally behind Bacon Fries and end this bullsh1t reign of mediocrity once and for all.

Duane Dibbley · 28-08-2019 08:24PM

Bacon Fries

:pac:

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Fûck off you fat stoner. Go back to the PlayStation.

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 08:24PM

Bacon Fries

Omackeral wrote: »

That was that fake Omackeral account back again. He's gone now.

Hmmmmmm ...... if you're sure .....

.....

* squinting suspiciously

normanoffside · 28-08-2019 08:26PM

Tayto Voters are sheep shaggers

Leg End Reject · 28-08-2019 08:26PM

Bacon Fries

LizT wrote: »

I am building a bridge. All the way over to bacon fries.

I look forward to you all collapsing as they crumble beneath your feet.

Like your pickled fcuking dreams.

JohnnyFlash · 28-08-2019 08:26PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

At least the FG/FF termites have come out of their mound.

Go and vote for the socialist party, you frozen pizza eating failure.

Stevieluvsye · 28-08-2019 08:26PM

Wife has chili con Carne on for dinner , asked her was there meanies in it. She said no. Get off boards ye weirdo.

She’ll never understand

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 28-08-2019 08:27PM

Bacon Fries

normanoffside wrote: »

Tayto Voters are sheep shaggers

Phuck me Norman. I love your words.

gerrybbadd · 28-08-2019 08:28PM

Bacon Fries

I'm delighted. Fück the lot of ye, crying into your sour packs of meanies. Tayto reigns supreme.

Now, I must log in under my other account and argue with myself.

Oh no wait, that's not me at all. It's 12 of the other posters here. Think I'll start calling the collective "Kevin Crumb"

gerrybbadd · 28-08-2019 08:28PM

Bacon Fries

normanoffside wrote: »

Tayto Voters are sheep shaggers

Hey, it was only that one time ok. She seduced me.

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 08:29PM

Bacon Fries

normanoffside wrote: »

Tayto Voters are sheep shaggers

That is irrelevant

Aceandstuff · 28-08-2019 08:30PM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Fûck off you fat stoner. Go back to the PlayStation.

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

If you don't leave now, I'm going to f*cking explode in a Meanie-based fury, you fat-handed twat.

I only made the one post on this thread! It sounds like you all need to chill out with a MINT CRISP, the best kind of crisp.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 28-08-2019 08:30PM

Bacon Fries

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Now, I must log in under my other account and argue with myself.

Gerry you sound a little bound up. Can you give us a synopsis of your diet and bowel movements over the last two weeks?

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 08:30PM

Bacon Fries

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Wife has chili con Carne on for dinner , asked her was there meanies in it. She said no. Get off boards ye weirdo.

She’ll never understand

Pfft.

Dump that ignorant bitch.

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 08:31PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

I'm delighted. Fück the lot of ye, crying into your sour packs of meanies. Tayto reigns supreme.

Now, I must log in under my other account and argue with myself.

Oh no wait, that's not me at all. It's 12 of the other posters here. Think I'll start calling the collective "Kevin Crumb"

Scurrilous accusation, G. One would hope you can provide proof? Or as they say on Boards...."link?"

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 08:31PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

I'm delighted. Fück the lot of ye, crying into your sour packs of meanies. Tayto reigns supreme.

Now, I must log in under my other account and argue with myself.

Oh no wait, that's not me at all. It's 12 of the other posters here. Think I'll start calling the collective "Kevin Crumb"

You sound “rattled”, G. Do you suffer from “nerves”?

Might be time to take a break, have a cup of tea.

Woke Hogan · 28-08-2019 08:32PM

Bacon Fries

Common sense prevails. Cheese and Onion Taytos are the only crisps worth eating.

And now, as Claudio Raineri once said: now we go straight away, to win The Title.

gerrybbadd · 28-08-2019 08:32PM

Bacon Fries

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Gerry you sound a little bound up. Can you give us a synopsis of your diet and bowel movements over the last two weeks?

I can assure you Salbert, I'm many things, but bound up isn't one of them.

Zbigniew can attest

Stevieluvsye · 28-08-2019 08:33PM

Uncharted wrote: »

Pfft.

Dump that ignorant bitch.

I would buddy but she’s loaded

normanoffside · 28-08-2019 08:33PM

normanoffside wrote: »

Tayto voters probably still go to confession once a week.

normanoffside wrote: »

Tayto Voters are sheep shaggers

By the way, they don't even tell the priest they are riding Dolly.

Perverts.

28-08-2019 08:33PM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Scurrilous accusation, G. One would hope you can provide proof? Or as they say on Boards...."link?"

gerrybbadd wrote: »

I'm delighted. Fück the lot of ye, crying into your sour packs of meanies. Tayto reigns supreme.

Now, I must log in under my other account and argue with myself.

Oh no wait, that's not me at all. It's 12 of the other posters here. Think I'll start calling the collective "Kevin Crumb"

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

You sound “rattled”, G. Do you suffer from “nerves”?

Might be time to take a break, have a cup of tea.

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cj maxx · 28-08-2019 08:33PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I’ve been to Liverpool. And have little “desire” to go back.

A concrete place where women walk around “screeching” in very, very, short skirts and the men all look like Jamie Carragher and are liable to accost you over accidentally looking in their direction.

Very similar to Glasgow.

No thanks.

I love girls in short skirts with scouse accents. Hmmm

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