Ultimate Crisp Tournament

PARlance · 28-08-2019 09:59AM

I'll vote for Hunky Dorys because they're the best Cheese and Onion around

Baggly · 28-08-2019 09:59AM

Bacon Fries

Its probably going to the fries.

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 28-08-2019 09:59AM

Bacon Fries

Bacon fries. Might be a sasanach crisp, if it is even a crisp, but it’s only gorgeous in a pub.

28-08-2019 09:59AM

Cienciano wrote: »

Bacon Fries can actually power a diesel car if you're stuck. Squeeze each one between your index finger and thumb over your petrol cap and let the mass of oil flow into the tank.

Fake news- Bacon Fries are full of crispness deliciousness. Hunky Dorys on the other hand promote gender inequality and are homophobic- So there!

Necro · 28-08-2019 09:59AM

Uncharted wrote: »

I'm predicting Hunkys by 4.

Fight me.

You clearly haven't been following the tallies then

ibarelycare · 28-08-2019 10:00AM

Jesus just on time!

Bacon Fries cos they're crispy and nostalgic and yummy and I like them.

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 10:00AM

Bacon Fries

Hotcups wrote: »

Purely making the point that even though I'm voting for bacon fries, I still wouldn't buy them. And seeing as the only time I see them is in the pub, I'd still pick something else instead of them. It's a protest vote against the vileness of C&O Hunky Dorys!

All is forgiven. Errors are being made here,front n centre.

Just be willing to jump on a grenade for Tayto C+O in the next round.

dotsman · 28-08-2019 10:00AM

Going to have to go with Hunky Dory's.

Bacon Fires are a nicer treat, but only really available in small expensive bags via pubs, as opposed to a large, sharing bag of Hunky Dorys.

28-08-2019 10:00AM

Uncharted wrote: »

I'm predicting Hunkys by 4.

Fight me.

*raises fists*

28-08-2019 10:00AM

Bacon Fries

Duane Dibbley wrote: »

Is my Reason being counted or not

It's in poor taste but it's counted. Shame on you.

Cienciano · 28-08-2019 10:00AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Hunky Dorys on the other hand promote gender inequality and are homophobic- So there!

That's a reason to vote for them imho

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 28-08-2019 10:00AM

Bacon Fries

I don’t know Emmet. It’s gone very sore and red around the slit now. I didn’t bother to clean the coins like you said.

It did fill out once or twice, but I managed it soft most of the time. I’ll try again when I get home.

28-08-2019 10:00AM

dotsman wrote: »

Going to have to go with Hunky Dory's.

Bacon Fires are a nicer treat, but only really available in small expensive bags via pubs, as opposed to a large, sharing bag of Hunky Dorys.

Too late too late

Stevieluvsye · 28-08-2019 10:01AM

Earthhorse wrote: »

I dare you to eat a block of cheese and an onion and then can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back.

WOW

My office is quiet but my shoulders are moving furiously from side to side, up and down

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 10:02AM

Bacon Fries

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

WOW

My office is quiet but my shoulders are moving furiously from side to side, up and down

Is your office a bouncy castle ??

Hotcups · 28-08-2019 10:02AM

Uncharted wrote: »

All is forgiven. Errors are being made here,front n centre.

Just be willing to jump on a grenade for Tayto C+O in the next round.

I'm partial to a pack of meanies of an evening! But nothing tastes better than Tayto C&O on fresh Brennan's bread with real butter, with a cup of steaming hot tea!

28-08-2019 10:02AM

Bacon Fries

Voting Closed!!!

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 10:03AM

Bacon Fries

Hotcups wrote: »

I'm partial to a pack of meanies of an evening! But nothing tastes better than Tayto C&O on fresh Brennan's bread with real butter, with a cup of steaming hot tea!

Welcome aboard Hotcups. You look great !!!!

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 10:05AM

Bacon Fries

Scores ta fcuk ???!!!!

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 10:05AM

Uncharted wrote: »

Welcome aboard Hotcups. You look great !!!!

But you smell terrible.

28-08-2019 10:05AM

Bacon Fries

Semi Final 1 Result

Smith's Bacon Fries 22 - 17 Hunky Dorys Cheddar Cheese and Spring Onion

Smith's Bacon Fries advance to the Final

Baggly · 28-08-2019 10:05AM

Bacon Fries

Uncharted...put down the bag of tayto / cocaine.

Cienciano · 28-08-2019 10:05AM

Everyone refreshing, cloudflare is going to think it's a ddos attack on boards.

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 10:06AM

The Fries have it! The Fries have it!

Necro · 28-08-2019 10:06AM

Omackeral wrote: »

Semi Final 1 Result

Smith's Bacon Fries 22 - 17 Hunky Dorys Cheddar Cheese and Spring Onion

Smith's Bacon Fries advance to the Final

28-08-2019 10:06AM

Hotcups wrote: »

Purely making the point that even though I'm voting for bacon fries, I still wouldn't buy them. And seeing as the only time I see them is in the pub, I'd still pick something else instead of them. It's a protest vote against the vileness of C&O Hunky Dorys!

We welcome all voters for Bacon Fries no matter their reasons- we have very low standards

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 10:06AM

One cheese and onion down, one to go.

Baggly · 28-08-2019 10:07AM

Bacon Fries

Good for them

28-08-2019 10:07AM

Bacon Fries

Uncharted wrote: »

Scores ta fcuk ???!!!!

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 28-08-2019 10:07AM

Bacon Fries

Bacon Fries are not a top five crisp but whatever. They're a boring derivative ENGLISH version of scampi fries, but tasty in moderation. Either way they lose in the final. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news Fries Fans.

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