Ultimate Crisp Tournament

Ishmael · 28-08-2019 09:48AM

Bacon fries gets my vote.

1. Bacon is just a better flavour that cheese and onion.

2. Hunky Dorys are just middle of the road crisps in all flavours. Never the worst but far from the best. If a cheese and onion crisp is going to win, then let it be the superior tayto.

3. Voting bacon fries hopefully avoids a possible all cheese and onion final.

Duane Dibbley · 28-08-2019 09:49AM

Bacon Fries

Necro wrote: »

Unofficial count has it at 13-12 Bacon Fries

Depends on how Duane's vote is taken though. 'Tactical voting' is that a real reason? I guess so

If accepted then that's correct I think

I have no shame

Its probably the most honest reason you're gonna get in this thread.

Woke Hogan · 28-08-2019 09:49AM

Bacon Fries

Deleted User wrote: »

An eloquent Wayne's World pastiche.

Well done for getting the joke.

28-08-2019 09:49AM

Cienciano wrote: »

Oh yeah, bacon fries are a very british thing..

Fake news- Fake news !!!

You’re thinking of pork scratchings- Bacon Fries are a long established Irish favorite- besides, they’re European, at least till October

28-08-2019 09:50AM

Ishmael wrote: »

Bacon fries gets my vote.

1. Bacon is just a better flavour that cheese and onion.

2. Hunky Dorys are just middle of the road crisps in all flavours. Never the worst but far from the best. If a cheese and onion crisp is going to win, then let it be the superior tayto.

3. Voting bacon fries hopefully avoids a possible all cheese and onion final.

FAO Baggly.

Logic > logistics

Great rationale, Ishmael.

Boom_Bap · 28-08-2019 09:50AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Bacon Fries!

They look like bacon
Taste like bacon
Smell like bacon

They’re the Ronseal of the crisp world- they deliver exactly what they say on the pack.

I would argue that they don't.

Like they taste good n all, but not like bacon.

Baggly · 28-08-2019 09:51AM

Bacon Fries

Deleted User wrote: »

FAO Baggly.

Logic > logistics

How is that logic. Those are just 3 subjective calls (well maybe not the last one but an all C&O final wouldnt be bad).

28-08-2019 09:52AM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I would argue that they don't.

Like they taste good n all, but not like bacon.

They do too taste like bacon!

*cries*

28-08-2019 09:52AM

Bacon Fries

10 minutes remain

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 09:52AM

Bacon Fries

This is all just a sideshow.
Squabble amongst yourselves peasants.

Long live the mighty Tayto Cheese and onion.

28-08-2019 09:53AM

Omackeral wrote: »

10 minutes remain

What’s the score?

Bacon Fries FTW:cool:

Boom_Bap · 28-08-2019 09:53AM

Deleted User wrote: »

They do too taste like bacon!

*cries*

I double dare you to eat one, then some bacon and then see if they taste anyway similar.

Hotcups · 28-08-2019 09:53AM

I'm getting in on this very late.

I'm voting for the Bacon Fries as I can't stand C&O Hunky Dorys (salt n vinegar or buffalo and it would have been a different story)

The only crisps I'll eat in a pub are peanuts!

Cienciano · 28-08-2019 09:54AM

Bacon Fries can actually power a diesel car if you're stuck. Squeeze each one between your index finger and thumb over your petrol cap and let the mass of oil flow into the tank.

Necro · 28-08-2019 09:54AM

Deleted User wrote: »

What’s the score?

Bacon Fries FTW:cool:

I have it 18-15 to the Fries.

Unofficial tally

Baggly · 28-08-2019 09:54AM

Bacon Fries

Cienciano wrote: »

Bacon Fries can actually power a diesel car if you're stuck. Squeeze each one between your index finger and thumb over your petrol cap and let the mass of oil flow into the tank.

In fairness, HDs have a fair amount of oil on them too.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 28-08-2019 09:54AM

Bacon Fries

Truth here is that a lot of people are falling over themselves to pick the more "novel" option, the smaller packaging, the striped, salty little clits, about fifteen in a bag, but these same people, each and every one of them, eats hunky dorys at least twenty times more often per year because they are a joyous, perfectly seasoned IRISH crisp with a delectable 'crunch' when you bite into them. Packets are generously filled and people don't look at you as if you are a leper with a decomposing liver when you walk around town with a bag in your hands.

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 09:54AM

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I'm a spiteful person when things go against me. I tried with the coins last night and I'd get two in under the hood and the third would pop out. I was messing around for about twenty minutes on my mother's recliner and went to bed in rotten form. My starting score today is only 15c.

Don’t beat yourself up about it, it’s a start. I thought you might get 5, 25c, but at the moment you’re “in training”.

Tell me, did you get a little “excited” at all? If you did you won’t get anywhere in this game.

And don’t forget to sterilise the coins. I’ll see about doing up some diagrams, or photo sets, of the stretches you can do that might help.

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 09:54AM

Bacon Fries

Hotcups wrote: »

The only crisps I'll eat in a pub are peanuts!

Ya wha ??????

Here's some crayons for you to chew while the adults vote. ??!!??

Cienciano · 28-08-2019 09:55AM

Baggly wrote: »

In fairness, HDs have a fair amount of oil on them too.

At least it's Irish oil. Not the queens oil.

28-08-2019 09:55AM

Bacon Fries

Deleted User wrote: »

What’s the score?

It's close.....

Cienciano · 28-08-2019 09:57AM

Times like this I wish I could remember my alt passwords

28-08-2019 09:57AM

Bacon Fries

5 Minutes to go!

Baggly · 28-08-2019 09:58AM

Bacon Fries

Cienciano wrote: »

At least it's Irish oil. Not the queens oil.

Id rather use up her oil than ours. Let her come asking for some of ours in years to come.

Duane Dibbley · 28-08-2019 09:58AM

Bacon Fries

Omackeral wrote: »

It's close.....

Is my Reason being counted or not

Duane Dibbley wrote: »

Hunky Dorys Cheddar Cheese and Spring Onion

Its clearly a tactical decision if Tayto Cheese and Onion make it to the final.

Hotcups · 28-08-2019 09:58AM

Uncharted wrote: »

Ya wha ??????

Here's some crayons for you to chew while the adults vote. ??!!??

Purely making the point that even though I'm voting for bacon fries, I still wouldn't buy them. And seeing as the only time I see them is in the pub, I'd still pick something else instead of them. It's a protest vote against the vileness of C&O Hunky Dorys!

Earthhorse · 28-08-2019 09:58AM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I double dare you to eat one, then some bacon and then see if they taste anyway similar.

I dare you to eat a block of cheese and an onion and then can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back.

Necro · 28-08-2019 09:58AM

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Truth here is that a lot of people are falling over themselves to pick the more "novel" option, the smaller packaging, the striped, salty little clits, about fifteen in a bag, but these same people, each and every one of them, eats hunky dorys at least twenty times more often per year because they are a joyous, perfectly seasoned IRISH crisp with a delectable 'crunch' when you bite into them. Packets are generously filled and people don't look at you as if you are a leper with a decomposing liver when you walk around town with a bag in your hands.

What sort of fooking Bacon Fries have you been eating :eek:

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 09:58AM

Bacon Fries

I'm predicting Hunkys by 4.

Fight me.

Slideways · 28-08-2019 09:58AM

Bacon fries ftw.

Beautiful oily baconness

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