Ultimate Crisp Tournament

28-08-2019 09:55AM

Bacon Fries

Rules going up at 10am on the dot, match to follow at 10:15am

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 09:56AM

Bacon Fries

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

#teammeanies for anyone with a refined pallette. For those who are not afraid of flavour. For those who like a bit of variety in life.

#teamtayto for those who have sex under the covers with the lights off. For those who enjoy watching bargain hunters on UTV with a cup of bovril. For those who like to have one budwesier shandy in the pub.

Arrah,I thought you said you do have a packet of 'crips' and maybe some peanuts, with your 45 pints.

Not fcuking corn snacks ??!!

Making sh1t up now as ya go along.

Duane Dibbley · 28-08-2019 09:58AM

Bacon Fries

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

People who will vote for Cheese and Onion also like Dermot and Dave, Dancing with the Stars, Chinese takeaway, Coldplay, and the Kia Sportage.

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

#teammeanies for anyone with a refined pallette. For those who are not afraid of flavour. For those who like a bit of variety in life.

#teamtayto for those who have sex under the covers with the lights off. For those who enjoy watching bargain hunters on UTV with a cup of bovril. For those who like to have one budwesier shandy in the pub.

28-08-2019 10:00AM

Bacon Fries

Rules for Semi Final Matches

*Draw has been completed using the Random Number Generator*

*Each match will last for 45 minutes*

*Your vote must include a decent reason either for or against your choice or it will be deemed spoiled*

*The winner of each match will go into tonight's Grand Final where we will crown Ireland's Ultimate Crisp*

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 10:01AM

Squall Leonhart wrote: »

Lads... This thread is a bit of fun when it's about the crisps, but honestly some of the conversation here is disgusting, juvenile and wholly off-putting.

It's not even funny. It's 2 or 3 of ye just ruining it for everyone.

Hon ta f*ck. If a lad wants to talk about placing coins in the foreskin of his wand, fair play. Only makes the crisps taste sweeter. I've a feed of pints working its way out of me and I can still handle it, like a god damn man.
#NoMeaniesDownThere

How did ye manage to get a thread about crisps shut?

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 10:01AM

Bacon Fries

Gladiators , REAAAADY !!!!!!!!!

Stevieluvsye · 28-08-2019 10:02AM

Baggly wrote: »

Im sorry Stevie. Im just so worried Meanies are going to win.

Me too, i'm not sure we have the numbers for meanies...............

28-08-2019 10:02AM

Bacon Fries

Uncharted wrote: »

Gladiators , REAAAADY !!!!!!!!!

Crisptenders.... REAADDDYYY?!!?!?

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 10:03AM

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Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Me too, i'm not sure we have the numbers for meanies...............

Boo ,fcukin hoo.

Gettin the excuses in early I see.

Pfffft.

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 28-08-2019 10:04AM

Bacon Fries

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

People who will vote for Cheese and Onion also like Dermot and Dave, Dancing with the Stars, Chinese takeaway, Coldplay, and the Kia Sportage.

I like one of those. Maybe two but I’m not going to admit to Coldplay, now am I.

Oops.

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 28-08-2019 10:05AM

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Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Me too, i'm not sure we have the numbers for meanies...............

If you can get a few 8 year olds to sign up.....

Stevieluvsye · 28-08-2019 10:06AM

Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »

If you can get a few 8 year olds to sign up.....

Not many of them where i work unfortunately

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 10:07AM

Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »

If you can get a few 8 year olds to sign up.....

Creep.

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 10:08AM

Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »

If you can get a few 8 year olds to sign up.....

Pickled onion is an acquired taste, F. We wouldn't expect you plebs to understand.

I bet the Tayto fanatics all drink Budweiser. The ring of beers.

28-08-2019 10:09AM

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Creep.

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Putting Hula Hoops on your little knob? That’s kid stuff.

Let he without spice cast the first 5c coin.

Necro · 28-08-2019 10:10AM

Uncharted wrote: »

Gladiators , REAAAADY !!!!!!!!!

Omackeral wrote: »

Crisptenders.... REAADDDYYY?!!?!?

28-08-2019 10:10AM

Bacon Fries

T Minus 5 Mins

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 10:11AM

I'm quivering like a young one at her debs with anticipation.

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 10:13AM

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Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I'm quivering like a young one at her debs with anticipation.

Jaysus,more scampi related comments :rolleyes:

PARlance · 28-08-2019 10:14AM

A Vote for Tayto is a vote for the Catholic Church, and Protestants.

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 10:16AM

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I'm on the second mug of tay here. Fcukin nerves are shot

Duane Dibbley · 28-08-2019 10:17AM

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PARlance wrote: »

A Vote for Tatyo is a vote for the Catholic Church, and Protestants.

Lucky i'm voting for tayto so!

28-08-2019 10:17AM

Bacon Fries

The rules are set a page or two back. Familiarise yourself with them please before voting. My advice is to take your time when casting your decision. You have time to mull it over. Make the correct decision in your heart and on your tastebud. With that said.... here is your first semi final match.

Smith's Bacon Fries

Path to the Semi Final

R1 Bacon Fries def. Tayto Smokey Bacon
R2 Bacon Fries def. Walkers Cheese and Onion
R3 Bacon Fries def. Monster Munch
QF Bacon Fries def. Waffles

VS

Hunky Dorys Cheddar Cheese and Spring Onion

Path to the Semi Final

R1 Hunky Dorys C&O def. Snax
R2 Hunky Dorys C&O def. Perri Onion Rings
R3 Hunky Dorys C&O def. Banshee Bones
QF Hunky Dorys C&O def. Burger Bites

Voting ends at 11:02

PARlance · 28-08-2019 10:18AM

Duane Dibbley wrote: »

Lucky i'm voting for tayto so!

Too early, Father. I will repent.

gerrybbadd · 28-08-2019 10:18AM

Bacon Fries

You monster

Telly · 28-08-2019 10:19AM

Hunky Dorys because they are the best crisps around and will win the comp!

/i do like Bacon Fries tho. Tough call.

Leg End Reject · 28-08-2019 10:19AM

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In a meeting at half 10 so I might need to depend on my fellow Tayto lovers.

This is very traumatic.

Duane Dibbley · 28-08-2019 10:19AM

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Hunky Dorys Cheddar Cheese and Spring Onion

Its clearly a tactical decision if Tayto Cheese and Onion make it to the final.

Necro · 28-08-2019 10:19AM

Time my arse.

Bacon Fries because they are the most fantastic creation of all crisp-time.

Perfect with a pint, perfect without.

And the only one I think that can stop the evil Tayto Empire.

Watch as the spite votes come in to try and stop Bacon Fries from taking their rightful place as champions.

Vote for perfection.

Vote Bacon Fries.

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 10:20AM

Ah look, something for the more adventurous of the Tayto Brigade to transfer their votes to.

Ultimate Crisp Tournament

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