Ultimate Crisp Tournament

PARlance · 27-08-2019 10:48PM

I always got a bit of a weird vibe from Mr Tatyo. The fact that he built a fun park for kids didn't surprise me.

But I'll try not to judge people for voting for him.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 27-08-2019 10:48PM

Bacon Fries

I think it might be fun with ball bearings too? A variation on the sport. I'll try with the coins tomorrow though and report back. I'm going to try and get ten in. As you can tell I am somewhat competitive. Can you use moisturiser on the inside of the hood to relax the skin?

27-08-2019 10:49PM

I thought bitcoin was a mind melter, what the **** is all this 76c, 5c, UnderTheC malarkey about?

snowgal · 27-08-2019 10:49PM

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Haven't tried the Hunky Dorys Cheedar Cheese and Spring Onion , must see if I can find a packet tomorrow ..

:rolleyes:

See wtf, how can you really truly be involved in such a huge, monumental, fckn tournament and not have somehow tasted each entrant...
this is absolutely astounding stop the bus news right here.
This, is what we’re up against tomorrow ppl. I just can’t

Mam of 4 · 27-08-2019 10:52PM

snowgal wrote: »

:rolleyes:
See wtf, how can you really truly be involved in such a huge, monumental, fckn tournament and not have somehow tasted each entrant...
this is absolutely astounding stop the bus news right here.
This, is what we’re up against tomorrow ppl. I just can’t

I've tried Cheddar cheese and Spring Onion , just not Cheedar cheese

Duane Dibbley · 27-08-2019 10:53PM

Bacon Fries

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I think it might be fun with ball bearings too? A variation on the sport. I'll try with the coins tomorrow though and report back. I'm going to try and get ten in. As you can tell I am somewhat competitive. Can you use moisturiser on the inside of the hood to relax the skin?

I thought you were a lass.

Earthhorse · 27-08-2019 10:54PM

snowgal wrote: »

:rolleyes:
See wtf, how can you really truly be involved in such a huge, monumental, fckn tournament and not have somehow tasted each entrant...
this is absolutely astounding stop the bus news right here.
This, is what we’re up against tomorrow ppl. I just can’t

It’s a travesty.

Earlier, bluewolf didn’t even know what crisp she was eating.

At the time she was eating it.

Roger Hassenforder · 27-08-2019 10:58PM

Bacon Fries

Duane Dibbley wrote: »

I thought you were a lass.

I'd to stop sending dic pix as well.

EmmetSpiceland · 27-08-2019 10:59PM

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I think it might be fun with ball bearings too? A variation on the sport. I'll try with the coins tomorrow though and report back. I'm going to try and get ten in. As you can tell I am somewhat competitive. Can you use moisturiser on the inside of the hood to relax the skin?

I dunno about that, S. Ball bearings? I wouldn’t. You don’t want to end up in A&E with an accidentally “loaded musket”.

If you’re just practising moisturiser is fine, it wouldn’t be allowed in an actual competitive “match”, there’s no lubing of any kind there. No “unnatural” lube anyway.

No need to rush it, S. Take your time, go for 5. Build from there. A torn, or ripped, “hood” will have you out of “action” for weeks!

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I thought bitcoin was a mind melter, what the **** is all this 76c, 5c, UnderTheC malarkey about?

Bitcoin is a scam, we’re talking about “Penny Foreskin”. It’s a game that goes back a long way. Nothing serious, a gentleman’s game.

27-08-2019 11:02PM

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I dunno about that, S. Ball bearings? I wouldn’t. You don’t want to end up in A&E with an accidentally “loaded musket”.

If you’re just practising moisturiser is fine, it wouldn’t be allowed in an actual competitive “match”, there’s no lubing of any kind there. No “unnatural” lube anyway.

No need to rush it, S. Take your time, go for 5. Build from there. A torn, or ripped, “hood” will have you out of “action” for weeks!

Bitcoin is a scam, we’re talking about “Penny Foreskin”. It’s a game that goes back a long way. Nothing serious, a gentleman’s game.

Telly · 27-08-2019 11:05PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I dunno about that, S. Ball bearings? I wouldn’t. You don’t want to end up in A&E with an accidentally “loaded musket”.

If you’re just practising moisturiser is fine, it wouldn’t be allowed in an actual competitive “match”, there’s no lubing of any kind there. No “unnatural” lube anyway.

No need to rush it, S. Take your time, go for 5. Build from there. A torn, or ripped, “hood” will have you out of “action” for weeks!

Bitcoin is a scam, we’re talking about “Penny Foreskin”. It’s a game that goes back a long way. Nothing serious, a gentleman’s game.

Will you STFU I’m not having another night dreaming about saggy foreskins!!!

EmmetSpiceland · 27-08-2019 11:06PM

Omackeral wrote: »

Don’t tell me you’re a Bitcoin “hodl-er”.

I get that you can make a quick buck if you play it right but if you’re someone just sitting on some you bought near to its height and treating it like a religion I think it’s you who should be going.

PARlance · 27-08-2019 11:06PM

retro:electro wrote: »

He’s been silenced by the man himself

The man himself, randomly turning up in children's bedrooms.

27-08-2019 11:08PM

Omackeral wrote: »

*The Final Four*

Hunky Dorys Cheedar Cheese and Spring Onion

Meanies

Smiths Bacon Fries

Tayto Cheese and Onion

Bacon Fries will win by a country mile. :cool:

EmmetSpiceland · 27-08-2019 11:09PM

Telly wrote: »

Will you STFU I’m not having another night dreaming about saggy foreskins!!!

The guys both asked a question, I’m not going to be rude and just ignore them.

I’m not some dull tongue’d monster sitting back munching on sour cream muck or the bland crisp of the “plain” people of Ireland. Washed down with a cup of bog water. No siree.

Roger Hassenforder · 27-08-2019 11:09PM

Bacon Fries

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Bacon Fries will win by a country mile. :cool:

Dunno, lot of love for meanies out there

Zaph · 27-08-2019 11:10PM

Bacon Fries

Omackeral wrote: »

*The Final Four*

Hunky Dorys Cheedar Cheese and Spring Onion

Meanies

Smiths Bacon Fries

Tayto Cheese and Onion

ABM

(Anyone but Meanies)

EmmetSpiceland · 27-08-2019 11:11PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Bacon Fries will win by a country mile. :cool:

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Dunno, lot of love for meanies out there

It will be a glorious battle. A fight that will go down in history.

Unless those cheese and onion clowns “mobilise” again and stuff up the results like BBC online poll.

snowgal · 27-08-2019 11:12PM

Zaph wrote: »

ABM

(Anyone but Meanies)

Oiy! Calm tf down there.... language...

Duane Dibbley · 27-08-2019 11:14PM

Bacon Fries

I think it should have been a battle of the C&O in the semi so to have real crisp v snack crisp only in the final

Earthhorse · 27-08-2019 11:15PM

Very foolish to write off the Cheese and Onion voting bloc before a single vote has even been cast. They form what pollsters are referring to as a "yellow shield" carving up a large portion of the electorate. They are a well oiled, very well funded, faux grass roots movement who will get out the vote on the day. Dismiss them at your peril.

retro:electro · 27-08-2019 11:15PM

I will not be voting because I don’t like any crisps but cheese and onion Tayto genuinely taste like they were shat out of the hole of a spud. Now we know what became of all those blighted potatoes from the famine

Squall Leonhart · 27-08-2019 11:16PM

Bacon Fries

Lads... This thread is a bit of fun when it's about the crisps, but honestly some of the conversation here is disgusting, juvenile and wholly off-putting.

It's not even funny. It's 2 or 3 of ye just ruining it for everyone.

retro:electro · 27-08-2019 11:17PM

Live footage of Taytos being made

Roger Hassenforder · 27-08-2019 11:18PM

Bacon Fries

Squall Leonhart wrote: »

Lads... This thread is a bit of fun when it's about the crisps, but honestly some of the conversation here is disgusting, juvenile and wholly off-putting.

It's not even funny. It's 2 or 3 of ye just running it for everyone.

Its actually just one guy running it

snowgal · 27-08-2019 11:19PM

Mam of 4 wrote: »

I've tried Cheddar cheese and Spring Onion , just not Cheedar cheese

Duh! Apologies mam, in a crisp tizzy for days now, need sleep I reckon

Mam of 4 · 27-08-2019 11:24PM

snowgal wrote: »

Duh! Apologies mam, in a crisp tizzy for days now, need sleep I reckon

No apology needed , I was just wondering if anyone would notice the misspelled word !
And I copied it from Macks posts

27-08-2019 11:25PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I don’t “keep” money in there! It’s a game, a contest. One man versus however many others want to play.

You don’t go to the shop, slap your meat down at the checkout and let the 5c coins spill out. That’s perverted!

Back on topic- Nobby’s Nuts! :pac:

EmmetSpiceland · 27-08-2019 11:29PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Back on topic- Nobby’s Nuts! :pac:

I’m not sure I can handle either Meanies or Bacon Fries losing out to the cheese and onion brigade. It just seems so unfair...and wrong.

So wrong.

Tell me how · 27-08-2019 11:30PM

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I’m not sure I can handle either Meanies or Bacon Fries losing out to the cheese and onion brigade. It just seems so unfair...and wrong.

So wrong.

Given that neither of them are crisps, you should just be thankful that they made it this far.

Ultimate Crisp Tournament

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