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Ultimate Crisp Tournament

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  • #1802
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Telly wrote: »
    How small are their dicks????

    Small enough to fit a Hula Hoop around, T. And that’s when they’d be, you know, “up”. I’m not messing, some real sickos on this site and when they get bored they get “creative”.

    From what I’ve heard the hoops don’t go to waste either. They just munch them down.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #1803
    Cienciano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,197 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Tell me how wrote: »
    Now you know how it feels.

    The SV block voters are out in force


  • #1804
    Blueshoe
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,957 ✭✭✭Blueshoe


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Small enough to fit a Hula Hoop around, T. And that’s when they’d be, you know, “up”. I’m not messing, some real sickos on this site and when they get bored they get “creative”.

    From what I’ve heard the hoops don’t go to waste either. They just munch them down.

    You are a wrong un


  • #1805
    Telly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 523 ✭✭✭Telly


    Extra salty


  • #1806
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Telly wrote: »
    That would be very disappointing

    Very shallow, T. Although, I wouldn’t have expected anything different.

    Those lads will tell you it’s not the size of the ship but the motion on the ocean. Of course, that bollocks but they’ll tell you.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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  • #1807
    BDI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,005 ✭✭✭BDI


    Bacon Fries
    Interesting fact, chipsticks are actually the inside of hula hoops cut out. The outside is then sliced and turned to hula hoops, the inside chipsticks.


  • #1808
    Tauriel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,104 ✭✭✭✭Tauriel


    O'Donnells Barbeque Hickory is my favourite


  • #1809
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,724 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Telly wrote: »
    That would be very disappointing

    Results in a lot of oral.


  • #1810
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Chipsticks are the only S&V Crisp I’d vote against. Awful yokes. Like a salt and vinegar Chickatee. Leaves you with gross sticky crumbs all over you, and teeth full of E numbers and broken dreams. What a shame. Hula Hoop is a proud consistent crisp.


  • #1811
    Muahahaha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,815 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


    Chipsticks are like an early warning system for toothache, glad to see them into the quarters


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  • #1812
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Blueshoe wrote: »
    You are a wrong un

    Me? Why? I wasn’t playing that “game”. Putting Hula Hoops on your little knob? That’s kid stuff.

    No, I was playing “Penny Foreskin”, a man’s game. Obviously, was using 5c coins, not old pennies.

    Got up to 65c, not a bad innings. Will see about beating that at some time.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #1813
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Bacon Fries
    Banshee Bones

    Burger Bites

    Chipsticks

    Hunky Dorys Cheedar Cheese and Spring Onion

    Hunky Dorys Salt and Malt Vinegar

    Hunky Dorys Sour Cream and Onion

    Meanies

    Mc Coys Salt and Malt Vinegar

    Monster Munch

    Perri Cheese and Onion

    Pringles Salt and Vinegar

    Ripples

    Smiths Bacon Fries

    Snaps

    Tayto Cheese and Onion

    Waffles


  • #1814
    Telly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 523 ✭✭✭Telly


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Me? Why? I wasn’t playing that “game”. Putting Hula Hoops on your little knob? That’s kid stuff.

    No, I was playing “Penny Foreskin”, a man’s game. Obviously, was using 5c coins, not old pennies.

    Got up to 65c, not a bad innings. Will see about beating that at some time.
    It would be like winning at the slot machine if you bate that.


  • #1815
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,576 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    I think I'm a closest Salt & Vinegarer of sorts... I hate S&V in standard crisp form but give me it in chipstick or banshee bone form any day.


  • #1816
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,724 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Chipsticks are the only S&V Crisp I’d vote against. Awful yokes. Like a salt and vinegar Chickatee. Leaves you with gross sticky crumbs all over you, and teeth full of E numbers and broken dreams. What a shame. Hula Hoop is a proud consistent crisp.

    Proud. Consistent. I bet you’re a fan of Irish rugby too.


  • #1817
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Telly wrote: »
    It would be like winning at the slot machine if you bate that.

    Ah you don’t “slot” them in, T. You place them flat and stack them, then you just roll it forward over them.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #1818
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Bacon Fries
    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Putting Hula Hoops on your little knob? That’s kid stuff.

    Yeah, I'd imagine you're probably on a list now. Can ya cut that stuff out maybe?


  • #1819
    Telly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 523 ✭✭✭Telly


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Ah you don’t “slot” them in, T. You place them flat and stack them, the you just roll it forward over them.

    I think you’re on the wrong website. Freak!


  • #1820
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Proud. Consistent. I bet you’re a fan of Irish rugby too.

    Just a fairweather fan


  • #1821
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Telly wrote: »
    I think you’re on the wrong website. Freak!

    Nonsense, it’s just the sort of stuff lads get up to. Nothing “freaky” or “weird”.

    I’m sure girls have their own ways of passing the time, T.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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  • #1822
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,576 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Quaters tomorrow?


  • #1823
    Telly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 523 ✭✭✭Telly


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Nonsense, it’s just the sort of stuff lads get up to. Nothing “freaky” or “weird”.

    I’m sure girls have their own ways of passing the time, T.
    we don’t stick coins up our nooney!!!

    You’re a very odd man. Between your crisp choices and what you do with your money.


  • #1824
    snowgal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,941 ✭✭✭snowgal


    So what happens now? Is this continuing through the night?? I’m wrecked from crisp voting! But can’t leave now.... fair play Omakeral, serious job being done here :D


  • #1825
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,724 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    PARlance wrote: »
    Quaters tomorrow?

    They’re spelled "Quakers".


  • #1826
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Bacon Fries
    Right... screw it... let's get the quarters started. Here's the rules.

    *All draws are random*

    *It's now TEN votes to advance*

    *Any vote without a valid reason will not count. Simply naming your choice won't suffice    *





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    Smith's Bacon Fries

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    VS

    Monster Munch

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  • #1827
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Bacon Fries
    #chickatees


  • #1828
    False Prophet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭False Prophet


    Bacon fries because they make life worth living


  • #1829
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Telly wrote: »
    we don’t stick coins up our nooney!!!

    You’re a very odd man. Between your crisp choices and what you do with your money.

    Listen, what you do with your “nooney”, on your own time, is your business. Maybe you’re just afraid that someone else could fit more limes, or maybe mandarins, in theirs, I don’t know, that’s all you.

    As for my crisp, and corn snack, choices? Well, I will never apologise for my love of salt and vinegar and pickled onion. Never.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #1830
    Blueshoe
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,957 ✭✭✭Blueshoe


    Monster munch because they taste nicer than bacon fries


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  • #1831
    Telly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 523 ✭✭✭Telly


    Bacon fries cause they’re delish with a beer


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