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What do Fake Breasts feel like

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,677 ✭✭✭policarp


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    They feel a bit like water balloons, only more dense. You would know the difference.

    How would you know?
    You dirty old cleric.


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 45,528 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    Balanadan wrote: »
    It's embarrassing that grown men are having to ask simple questions about the female anatomy. Why aren't they taught about basic things like this at school? Our education system is a disgrace Joe!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,404 ✭✭✭✭DrPhilG


    Candie wrote: »
    You're not going to get enhancement surgery on the NHS. Only reconstructive or reduction surgery or sometimes if a person has an issue like body dysmorphia, but that's rare.

    It's not easy, but it is possible. You don't even need to claim body dysmorphia, just claim that your tiny boobs are destroying your self image and confidence, and making you feel suicidal.

    Twisted, but I've known it to happen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    If they feel as bad as they look, I don't want to know.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,980 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    You’d be surprised, B. The modern ones are almost indistinguishable from the “real” thing.

    I’m sure the ones from the “golden age” of big tit pornography, in the early to mid 90s, would feel like water filled balloons.

    You know you type, the ones you’d have seen in magazines like “Score”, “Big Tops, “Juggs”, “Bra Busters”, “Bounce”, “Voluptuous”, “Big Ones” and even “Pink & Plump”.

    I think the term you are looking for is "bolt on tits"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,507 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Considering how common they are if you have to ask then they feel just like real breasts.

    Also a mastectomy reconstruction not using implants will feel exactly like real breast tissue.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,980 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    Considering how common they are if you have to ask then they feel just like real breasts.

    I think the bigger question is do saline implants looks and feel exactly the same as silicone implants?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭ArchXStanton


    Hard to tell if they aren't done over the top American porn star style, I had to ask a girl before if she'd had them done as they were perfect, and she asked me to guess,... I guessed wrong


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,507 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    tuxy wrote: »
    I think the bigger question is do saline implants looks and feel exactly the same as silicone implants?

    No they don't. Silicone feels more natural when first done. But its less safe.

    Also silicone doesn't look or feel great over time.

    And the body does not like silicone at all if they leak. The body hates silicone.


  • Posts: 15,055 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What do Fake Breasts feel like

    Heaven, I would imagine.

    I'm sure I know one or two people around me that have had them done, but never felt a fake pair. I'm raging with myself. I adore huge megatits more than anything else in the world, so I'd really like to get stuck into some, some day.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,507 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    as a woman who has had them I can tell you they always feel cold - and hard. Yep they can look good but they don't feel that good and are awful if you sleep on your tummy! I had to get osteopathy and massage on my back once or twice due to injury and I thought they were going to burst.

    I've since had them removed and my natural ones look and feel great again. I thought they'd look deflated and empty but they're back to normal , in fact nicer than the fake ones and far better if you're the slim sporty type.

    I know more women who had them taken out then I do who have had breast implants. They say the same thing they look fine after if you exercise and its done right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,507 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Heaven, I would imagine.

    I'm sure I know one or two people around me that have had them done, but never felt a fake pair. I'm raging with myself. I adore huge megatits more than anything else in the world, so I'd really like to get stuck into some, some day.


    Live your best life KKV.


  • Posts: 15,055 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Live your best life KKV.




    Trust me, I'm trying! :(:P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Feels like a few grand.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,371 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    All I can tell you is that they taste like chicken.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,507 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    All I can tell you is that they taste like chicken.
    Best post of the month.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,980 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    Best post of the month.

    Strong praise since it's only the 1st day of the month.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,507 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    tuxy wrote: »
    Strong praise since it's only the 1st day of the month.
    Any month.:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    DrPhilG wrote: »
    Candie wrote: »
    You're not going to get enhancement surgery on the NHS. Only reconstructive or reduction surgery or sometimes if a person has an issue like body dysmorphia, but that's rare.

    It's not easy, but it is possible. You don't even need to claim body dysmorphia, just claim that your tiny boobs are destroying your self image and confidence, and making you feel suicidal.

    Twisted, but I've known it to happen.

    I'd seriously doubt you could just rock in to an NHS clinic, say your self image and confidence is making you feel suicidal and then ask for a new set of " funbags".

    I'd imagine theres a whole process based around referrals and evaluations with particular attention paid to suicidal ideation.


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,160 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    In Argentina, its widely accepted, widely advertised, and widely discussed.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,015 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    They feel a bit like water balloons, only more dense. You would know the difference.

    Ex had fake breasts, that's as good a description as any.

    Look grand in a dress but don't feel like the real deal at all.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,015 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Spleerbun wrote: »
    From my own limited experience it varies. Was with a naturally very slim girl who had them done and while they looked fantastic there was very little movement in them. Bolted in place, but still fun.

    On the other side, was with a "thiccer" girl who had normal sized boobs increased to huge tings. Wouldn't have had a clue if she hadn't told me, wobbled all over the gaff just like real ones.

    I wondered about that, my experience was the same as your first one.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,404 ✭✭✭✭DrPhilG


    I'd seriously doubt you could just rock in to an NHS clinic, say your self image and confidence is making you feel suicidal and then ask for a new set of " funbags".

    I'd imagine theres a whole process based around referrals and evaluations with particular attention paid to suicidal ideation.
    I didn't suggest it was as simple as "rocking up to a clinic". But it IS possible to get breast augmentation on the NHS and it's more common than you'd think.

    Breast reduction on the NHS is much more common because oversized boobs cause clear back and shoulder pain, as well as the self image and self confidence issue.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Feisar wrote: »
    Ex had fake breasts, that's as good a description as any.

    Look grand in a dress but don't feel like the real deal at all.

    An ex of mine had them too.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,462 ✭✭✭blinding


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    An ex of mine had them too.
    The same ones;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Each to their own but as a man I take natural over fake every day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Candie wrote: »
    You're not going to get enhancement surgery on the NHS. Only reconstructive or reduction surgery or sometimes if a person has an issue like body dysmorphia, but that's rare.

    My old next-door neighbour had hers done, they felt quite unyeilding compared to natural breasts, but maybe it's to do with the size of the implant inside the natural tissue, as her implants were on the larger side.

    How old was she? Was she not a bit long in the tooth for the aul implants?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Autecher


    Each to their own but as a man I take natural over fake every day.

    You make it sound like you actually have the option of both every day! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 763 ✭✭✭FFred


    You’d be surprised, B. The modern ones are almost indistinguishable from the “real” thing.

    I’m sure the ones from the “golden age” of big tit pornography, in the early to mid 90s, would feel like water filled balloons.

    You know you type, the ones you’d have seen in magazines like “Score”, “Big Tops, “Juggs”, “Bra Busters”, “Bounce”, “Voluptuous”, “Big Ones” and even “Pink & Plump”.
    Jaysus, even by your standard that post was an inverted comma overload!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    An ex got them done, i don't like them (or her for that matter!)

    I've come across a few in my time (he he he) and they just aren't for me i'm afraid.

    Generally speaking, tits don't need improving!


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