What do Fake Breasts feel like

policarp · 01-08-2019 12:10AM

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

They feel a bit like water balloons, only more dense. You would know the difference.

How would you know?
You dirty old cleric.

Seth Brundle · 01-08-2019 12:29AM

Balanadan wrote: »

It's embarrassing that grown men are having to ask simple questions about the female anatomy. Why aren't they taught about basic things like this at school? Our education system is a disgrace Joe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRD0-7NSXd8

DrPhilG · 01-08-2019 12:33AM

Candie wrote: »

You're not going to get enhancement surgery on the NHS. Only reconstructive or reduction surgery or sometimes if a person has an issue like body dysmorphia, but that's rare.

It's not easy, but it is possible. You don't even need to claim body dysmorphia, just claim that your tiny boobs are destroying your self image and confidence, and making you feel suicidal.

Twisted, but I've known it to happen.

sligojoek · 01-08-2019 12:36AM

If they feel as bad as they look, I don't want to know.

tuxy · 01-08-2019 12:42AM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

You’d be surprised, B. The modern ones are almost indistinguishable from the “real” thing.

I’m sure the ones from the “golden age” of big tit pornography, in the early to mid 90s, would feel like water filled balloons.

You know you type, the ones you’d have seen in magazines like “Score”, “Big Tops, “Juggs”, “Bra Busters”, “Bounce”, “Voluptuous”, “Big Ones” and even “Pink & Plump”.

I think the term you are looking for is "bolt on tits"

ILoveYourVibes · 01-08-2019 12:57AM

Considering how common they are if you have to ask then they feel just like real breasts.

Also a mastectomy reconstruction not using implants will feel exactly like real breast tissue.

tuxy · 01-08-2019 01:00AM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Considering how common they are if you have to ask then they feel just like real breasts.

I think the bigger question is do saline implants looks and feel exactly the same as silicone implants?

ArchXStanton · 01-08-2019 01:05AM

Hard to tell if they aren't done over the top American porn star style, I had to ask a girl before if she'd had them done as they were perfect, and she asked me to guess,... I guessed wrong

ILoveYourVibes · 01-08-2019 01:09AM

tuxy wrote: »

I think the bigger question is do saline implants looks and feel exactly the same as silicone implants?

No they don't. Silicone feels more natural when first done. But its less safe.

Also silicone doesn't look or feel great over time.

And the body does not like silicone at all if they leak. The body hates silicone.

01-08-2019 01:11AM

What do Fake Breasts feel like

Heaven, I would imagine.

I'm sure I know one or two people around me that have had them done, but never felt a fake pair. I'm raging with myself. I adore huge megatits more than anything else in the world, so I'd really like to get stuck into some, some day.

ILoveYourVibes · 01-08-2019 01:11AM

Deleted User wrote: »

as a woman who has had them I can tell you they always feel cold - and hard. Yep they can look good but they don't feel that good and are awful if you sleep on your tummy! I had to get osteopathy and massage on my back once or twice due to injury and I thought they were going to burst.

I've since had them removed and my natural ones look and feel great again. I thought they'd look deflated and empty but they're back to normal , in fact nicer than the fake ones and far better if you're the slim sporty type.

I know more women who had them taken out then I do who have had breast implants. They say the same thing they look fine after if you exercise and its done right.

ILoveYourVibes · 01-08-2019 01:12AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Heaven, I would imagine.

I'm sure I know one or two people around me that have had them done, but never felt a fake pair. I'm raging with myself. I adore huge megatits more than anything else in the world, so I'd really like to get stuck into some, some day.

Live your best life KKV.

01-08-2019 01:33AM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Live your best life KKV.

Trust me, I'm trying!

:P

ToddyDoody · 01-08-2019 02:51AM

Feels like a few grand.

jimmycrackcorm · 01-08-2019 02:59AM

All I can tell you is that they taste like chicken.

ILoveYourVibes · 01-08-2019 03:32AM

jimmycrackcorm wrote: »

All I can tell you is that they taste like chicken.

Best post of the month.

tuxy · 01-08-2019 03:50AM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Best post of the month.

Strong praise since it's only the 1st day of the month.

ILoveYourVibes · 01-08-2019 04:09AM

tuxy wrote: »

Strong praise since it's only the 1st day of the month.

Any month.:pac:

corner of hells · 01-08-2019 09:29AM

DrPhilG wrote: »

Candie wrote: »

You're not going to get enhancement surgery on the NHS. Only reconstructive or reduction surgery or sometimes if a person has an issue like body dysmorphia, but that's rare.

It's not easy, but it is possible. You don't even need to claim body dysmorphia, just claim that your tiny boobs are destroying your self image and confidence, and making you feel suicidal.

Twisted, but I've known it to happen.

I'd seriously doubt you could just rock in to an NHS clinic, say your self image and confidence is making you feel suicidal and then ask for a new set of " funbags".

I'd imagine theres a whole process based around referrals and evaluations with particular attention paid to suicidal ideation.

cherryghost · 01-08-2019 09:48AM

In Argentina, its widely accepted, widely advertised, and widely discussed.

Feisar · 01-08-2019 10:08AM

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

They feel a bit like water balloons, only more dense. You would know the difference.

Ex had fake breasts, that's as good a description as any.

Look grand in a dress but don't feel like the real deal at all.

Feisar · 01-08-2019 10:10AM

Spleerbun wrote: »

From my own limited experience it varies. Was with a naturally very slim girl who had them done and while they looked fantastic there was very little movement in them. Bolted in place, but still fun.

On the other side, was with a "thiccer" girl who had normal sized boobs increased to huge tings. Wouldn't have had a clue if she hadn't told me, wobbled all over the gaff just like real ones.

I wondered about that, my experience was the same as your first one.

DrPhilG · 01-08-2019 10:40AM

corner of hells wrote: »

I'd seriously doubt you could just rock in to an NHS clinic, say your self image and confidence is making you feel suicidal and then ask for a new set of " funbags".

I'd imagine theres a whole process based around referrals and evaluations with particular attention paid to suicidal ideation.

I didn't suggest it was as simple as "rocking up to a clinic". But it IS possible to get breast augmentation on the NHS and it's more common than you'd think.

Breast reduction on the NHS is much more common because oversized boobs cause clear back and shoulder pain, as well as the self image and self confidence issue.

Fr_Dougal · 01-08-2019 10:59AM

Feisar wrote: »

Ex had fake breasts, that's as good a description as any.

Look grand in a dress but don't feel like the real deal at all.

An ex of mine had them too.

blinding · 01-08-2019 11:49AM

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

An ex of mine had them too.

The same ones;)

Church on Tuesday · 01-08-2019 12:09PM

Each to their own but as a man I take natural over fake every day.

gerrybbadd · 01-08-2019 01:08PM

Candie wrote: »

You're not going to get enhancement surgery on the NHS. Only reconstructive or reduction surgery or sometimes if a person has an issue like body dysmorphia, but that's rare.

My old next-door neighbour had hers done, they felt quite unyeilding compared to natural breasts, but maybe it's to do with the size of the implant inside the natural tissue, as her implants were on the larger side.

How old was she? Was she not a bit long in the tooth for the aul implants?

Autecher · 01-08-2019 01:20PM

Church on Tuesday wrote: »

Each to their own but as a man I take natural over fake every day.

You make it sound like you actually have the option of both every day! :pac:

FFred · 01-08-2019 01:25PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

You’d be surprised, B. The modern ones are almost indistinguishable from the “real” thing.

I’m sure the ones from the “golden age” of big tit pornography, in the early to mid 90s, would feel like water filled balloons.

You know you type, the ones you’d have seen in magazines like “Score”, “Big Tops, “Juggs”, “Bra Busters”, “Bounce”, “Voluptuous”, “Big Ones” and even “Pink & Plump”.

Jaysus, even by your standard that post was an inverted comma overload!

sbsquarepants · 01-08-2019 01:28PM

An ex got them done, i don't like them (or her for that matter!)

I've come across a few in my time (he he he) and they just aren't for me i'm afraid.

Generally speaking, tits don't need improving!

What do Fake Breasts feel like

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