Stories friends swear are true

Not friends but i've personally lost count how many times a taxi driver has told me they saw the black woman leave the buggy at the bus stop.

Friend of a friend told Shane Lowry to "go on" last Sunday. He duly did.

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

You ARE the kids father Harry, look at his lovely brown eyes. There nice alright says I, they match his lovely brown skin. Now fkin turning up at me door at this bloody hour :mad:

Of course Charles is your father Harry. It's a coincidence you're the spitting image of a guy your mum just happened to be sleeping with around the time you were conceived.

An acquaintance told me of her friend who was in the local shopping centre
And she looked into her buggy and saw that her daughter was gone.
And she screamed and the security guard came running.
And he closed down the shopping centre so all of the exit doors were shut.
And they searched for the child.
And they went into the bathrooms.

...and found the child, who'd been changed into boy clothing and had had her hair cut short to make her look like a boy.
And this happened in the town next to us and oddly enough, never made it onto the news or into the papers.

redmgar wrote: »

The friend that was there when a terrorist attack happened in the exact spot...…………………………..
One week before.

That's a great one. I must know about 20 people who were at the Twin Towers in early September 2001.

When people who are well off and live in very plush areas say they'd like a halting site in there area!

The year Posh and Becks got married in Ireland, everyone seemed to know the couple who had apparently chosen their date at the venue first and then were offered to have their mortgage paid off by P&B in exchange for the date.

Same story went around the month of Posh & Becks' 10 year anniversary. The story was that they wanted to renew their vows at the same venue but someone already had booked that date, so they offered them insane money to change their date.

I'm sure neither happened but everyone seemed to know a friend of the couples apparently involved.

JeanL wrote: »

Everyone from Dublin has an aunt that once dated Phil Lynott.

Or a relation who was in the GPO in 1916...

Larry Murphy is in the local town!

Heard one recently, Becks and crew decided they wanted a particular house in Portrush for the Open. Owner keeps refusing money offers, 10K, 20K, 30K etc. Eventually Becks decides to pay off yer mans 200K mortgage and he accepts.

The one about the girl going into pay for petrol and a sex attacker got into the back of the car and then attacks her from behind later.

Heard that from numerous people over the years.

Ush1 wrote: »

Also everyone in Corks granddad was in the RA.

In Tipp too I believe! Had a very old great uncle who apparently was an IRA local bigwig way back when or so everyone else said!

Yeah, I’ve a “friend” who’s always telling those type of “tales”. Been going on for over twenty years at this stage.

There was the one about the guy who finds out he’s about to ride a member of the travelling community when she tells him to “horse it into me, boss!”.

Or the one about the “closet goblin” where a guy takes acid and basically kidnaps a child with special needs and locks him into a wardrobe.

Or the one about the guy who “shíts the bed” in his girlfriend’s house and blames it on the dog, which gets put down as it was old and crapping inside is a sign they aren’t going to last long.

Or the one about the guy pulling a “strange”, hot, girl, who, during sex, stuffs a face cloth up his arse telling him he’ll “cum like a horse”. She whips it out as he’s about to blow his “muck” but instead of the frontal “joy” he ends up shítting all over the place. He then runs to the bathroom to clean up and when he returns the hot girl is rolling around and making “poo angels” on the bed.

All juvenile, fictitious, nonsense and all told with a straight face and a “swear to god”.